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FOMORTIIS

@fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social
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Mexican engineer accursed with understanding the English language 25 Asexual/Bi Romantic He/Him I don't even play FE games anymore but the persona stuck

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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I am replaying Final Fantasy Tactics again, which means i am about to sink roughly 3 hours of my life into getting all characters in my party JP Boost before i can actually play happily
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
EX stages are a lot of fun
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean I know elite enemies are like that, but man you really gotta dps this guy with arts before he starts moving because otherwise he can't be stopped
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl I guess
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fictional world nation ruled by a council of people that actually helps the common folk because every time one of them has tried to do something ever so slightly self serving the entire town marched into parliament and killed them
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He has a sadness to his eyes you only find in eastern European gay porn
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can't believe it but Fyodor has been my favorite character in the event by a mile Lowkey funny no one is clocking this guy is the emperor?
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The event story is Lowkey peak
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Mercedes says: @rainbowfirebird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
nice way to wrap it up
Quote from the CNN article saying

"AI Llows you to get a bad idea faster"
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There would be a branch of veganism that accepts eating them because they are plants in spite of how generally sentient on a human level they are
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think that if Pikmin were real there would be at least a couple dishes out there that include them Like some stew includes red Pikmin for their mildly spicy flavor Or a salad includes blue ones (optional, can remove if allergic) We would have ethical ways to put them down
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I know Fortune's Weave will probably be good but honestly i don't think anything from it will be as impactful as this piece from the peak of 3 Houses discourse
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yes I'm bored at work how can you tell
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I would classify NieR automata as a bit of a gooner game because let's be real Yoko Taro is enough of a freak to make the female characters like that but also it just jumps you with the introspection on what it means to be a human and futility, absolutely insane statistical anomaly
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think you could graph in three axis Horny Corny Lame A gooner gacha is, ultimately, very corny and lame but not really horny enough, but the average eroge game is horny and corny but not lame as it just admits you are here for the porn
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's honestly kinda funny when a game releases and it's evident that it's a gooner game Like c'mon man I have seen literal porn games be more tame about how horny they are than this, it only feels even more virginal than actual porn
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All things considered I think is funny how we all agreed his name was John Danganronpa until proven otherwise
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Man i can't believe John Danganronpa is our new protagonist
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Do you think she leaves for her mission expecting to be suddenly stranded in a moon where something fucked up happens to her (for the nth time) and leads to her having to question her humanity as she is forced to assimilate life forms or does is she like "ugh another boring Monday"
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We stay hungry, we devour
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I feel like they mixed up the titles, so I fixed it
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amanda💖 @appleisland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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KinkyRay @kinkyray.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samus getting tips from my fave cannibal demons.
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I saw weeks of chaos when the promo art leaked and everyone wondering if John DanganRonpa 2 was real or AI generated I feel insane
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The ending of the new Kirby game is him breaking the fourth wall and just straight up killing the player
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We made Samus hungry. Can't a girl eat?
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samus is put in a situation once again
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
JOHN DANGANRONPA 2 IS REAL?
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey guys I was busy at work what did I miss on the direct
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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
deku nut? i don't think that guy from mha deserves pleasure as a concept.
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Erika Vi-BOO-let 👻 @eriviolet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The redesigns for the OoT remake look like they hired the guy from the "Nintendo hire this guy" videos
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
But guys get this! It comes with a cosmetic background for the character info page!
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think it's funny how at the start the different type of units got a whole showcase and proper explanations of why they were a special type of unit and what they brought for the player but after a bit they just started dedicating them two tweets because all they do is give bonus stats
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Man the mage rework in terraria is fun and the gem staff and gem robe rework is so good it's genuinely sad it becomes completely irrelevant past skeletron
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Scrib Doof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Close enough yeah
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: Close-up view of a hand holding a phone with instagram open. The image on screen is a horrifyingly crusty, borderline demonic little dog, with a caption below that reads: “Fly high Taquito 🕊️❤️” Panel 2: the man holding the phone exhibits a face of mild shock at the sight of Taquito.
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We need more old people We need more non conventionally attractive units, I loved Lindon in engage because he really was just some old guy
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
white people when they hear the function got sizzlin fajitas
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If IntSys were not cowards we would have more
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thank you tencent, just this once
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FOMORTIIS @fomortiisdemonking.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I do not care for MH Outlanders and will probably not play (big emphasis on probably) but I think the team taking the chance to bring Estrellian back from the dead MMO cemetery was the only good thing this game will ever do
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