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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 23/09/2025
CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.
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flukehawkins.bsky.social @flukehawkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Alan Ritchson Wolfenstein movie" could be a campaign promise
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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Killer Caits from Outer Space @caitsplace.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to the owner of the greatest line read in acting history
youtu.be
Tim Curry is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.
YouTube video by geoff EXE
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026
“According to our trials, squinting your eyes and dramatically stating, ‘Hey dickbreath, suck on this,’ produced a dramatic surge in overall ballistic capacity,” said the study’s lead author
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Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting 'Suck On This'
BALTIMORE—Calling the study’s findings “revolutionary” for anyone currently staring down a henchman or terrorist, a study from Johns Hopkins University published Thursday found that the explosive powe...
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 01/07/2026
Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus
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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Shareholders.
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 26/05/2026
007 First Light Under Fire for Offering Unrealistic Fantasies of Kissing Beautiful Women, Fascists Dying ggtribune.com/2026/05/26/0...
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Cadenza 華彩樂 @eldritch.beauty · 28/05/2024
I am a liberal because I believe in liberty and justice. I am a socialist because I take liberalism seriously. I am a communist because I want to hunt landlords for sport
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Dana Fried @leftoblique.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Saw this on Mastodon, never don't repost.
A four panel cartoon of a small bird on a branch; the original images are from falseknees.com

Panel 1: "mov rax, rbx"

Panel 2: "add rax, rcx"
Another speech bubble appears, covering that one that says: "HELLO IT'S ME THE KEYBOARD"

Panel 3: A corvid appears next to the small bird; the new speech bubbles belong to it. It says "I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE"

Panel 4: A closeup of the small bird with a frustrated look on its face. The corvid's speech bubble behind it reads, simply, "E".
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/11/2025
clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
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🏳️‍🌈HJ🐯comms open!! @hjeojeo.com · 09/11/2025
finished flat color commission for @jinxxedvexx.bsky.social !!
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Curtis Silwa looks like he's about to start in an FMV for a command and conquer game
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flukehawkins.bsky.social @flukehawkins.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Post a banger not in English open.spotify.com/track/3ItPkO...
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Hetzjagd Auf Nazis
Atari Teenage Riot · Delete Yourself · Song · 1994
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The closest I come to thinking I would like to have kids is re-reading this all-time banger for the millionth time
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/02/2025
"Two barbecue pits, both alike in dignity (In fair Lockhart Texas, where we lay our scene), From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil sauce makes civil hands unclean." excerpt from my adaptation of Romeo & Juliet, the setting moved to the feud between Black's and Terry Black's BBQ
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シノ @shinobu.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
lol, lmao rip bozo
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 13/12/2024
thank you phil
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