On a long enough timeline, Lego will eventually make a set that is irresistible to you. That first satisfying little CLICK tugs a string in your amygdala. Before you know it, you find yourself suckin dicks for Legos in a back alley. The only way out is death.
![Ribbit and Ragatha sit huddled on the floor
Ribbit, sadly: "I grew up in a cult."
Ragatha, excitedly: "Oh! I grew up with colts too!"
Ribbit, now annoyed: "Cult, dumb[CENSORED]."
Ragatha smiles and daydreams of a poorly drawn horse](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v3nnr6uxg4mvnhydw635lhdt/bafkreibympn3vj4fxpame624zrk76fx32go2a4abe6efbi7pjthoks3lbu)
