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I’m an English prof. living in SW Florida with my wife and two crazy children. You can usually find me reading, writing, wandering, or frantically grading. www.SOrtolano.com

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Dishsoap Quarterly @dishsoapquart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy follow friday! Here’s a few mags that are currently OPEN for FREE subs :) @lespritlit.bsky.social @fictivedream.bsky.social @oneart.bsky.social @flashfrog.bsky.social @chestnutreview.bsky.social @dipitylitmag.bsky.social @paranoidxtree.bsky.social @voidspacezine.bsky.social
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nostalgia, teen angst, & laser tag along a now lost stretch of coastal highway. Do yourself a favor. Take a break from the insanity of our times & get lost in Lenny Owens’s “Laser Challenge.” The retro vibe of the Y2KQ journal also makes for an awesome reading experience www.y2kq.com/works/laser-...
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Laser Challenge
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The Hoolet’s Nook @thehooletsnook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Submissions close October 15! We’re looking for: • Short poetry up to 100 words • Microfiction up to 300 words Ready to share your work? Visit our guidelines for submission details: www.thehooletsnook.com/submissions.... 🦉💫✍️ #microfiction #shortpoetry #writersofbsky #callforsubmissions #poetsofbsky
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just wanted to share what looks to be a pretty fantastic collection from @frazzledlit.bsky.social. I haven’t published with them so this isn’t a self-plug, etc., but they do an amazing job putting out thoughtful, well-written, and engaging work and do a ton of good for the broader community.
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Anneke @ernerker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hey if Anyone You Knew.....Anyone At All....wrote some Weird fiction you thought was at once Brave and New in this past year....you should probably submit their story for this award........
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have him as a 2nd QB in a 2 QB league and started him over Bryce Young. 😬
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not a chance
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Man Taking Notes
ALT: Man Taking Notes
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Eric Montgomery @madp03t.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🎃I just formally submitted a #poem and a #flashfiction piece to the I Smell Toast Halloween 2026 #Anthology. 🎃 Apparently even the #publishers have to follow the #submission guidelines. 👀 👇 Your turn. Deadline is August 31, 2026! 👇
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Publishing here was a wonderful experience. The editor and staff are so dedicated, and they include optional recordings alongside the text, which adds such a nice touch to things. Please consider submitting work when they reopen for submissions on Sept. 1st!
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Happy to have “Morning” in the most recent issue of The Indianapolis Review. This poem follows an early summer morning performing PT exercises as part of a treatment and maintenance program for chronic health issues. theindianapolisreview.com/morning/
Preview of the opening of "Morning." 

Greet the sun with applied heat.

Arch your back, shifting slowly,
until the elements unwind.
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Publishing here was a wonderful experience. The editor and staff are so dedicated, and they include optional recordings alongside the text, which adds such a nice touch to things. Please consider submitting work when they reopen for submissions on Sept. 1st!
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Its form mirrors the rhythmic openness of the prescribed stretches and diaphragmatic breathing, which follow a general pattern but have their own individual structures.
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Very cool! Congratulations!!!
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
He was pretty terrible down the stretch…
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Please also consider subscribing to La Rotonde Review (larotondereview.substack.com) on Substack or X to support the good work that Karina does on behalf of the community.
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La Rotonde Review | Substack
La Rotonde Review is an online indie literary magazine devoted to passionate poetry and prose poetry, with a timeless sensibility. Click to read La Rotonde Review, a Substack publication with hundreds...
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It’s a wonderful, meditative collection on the often-blurred spaces of existence and their transformative potential, very on point for our strange and ever-shifting world.
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I have a poem on the exhausting, desperate, and often disorienting nights of early parenthood in La Rotonde Review’s most recent anthology: Dissolution: Poems on the Edge of Disappearance (a.co/d/05N7wd42).
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The last Belgian to dominate like this was Hercule Poirot
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If Found, Return... @iffoundreturn.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If Found, Return... is accepting submissions for Volume 1 🟢 Anything interactive, ergodic, unfictional, epistolary, "found," hypertext, or experimental* goes, as well as nonfiction and trailheads Bi-annual paying market Guidelines: iffoundreturn.carrd.co — ███, SCP-000B, Editor in Chief
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If Found, Return...
A literary magazine where anything interactive, ergodic, or experimental* goes.
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Okay Donkey Magazine @okaydonkeymag.com · 01/07/2026
OKD is open for free subs until we reach our cap! Learn more about us and submit your best poetry or flash fiction: buff.ly/chQ4jpz Okay Donkey is always open for tip jar ($2.50) or expedited ($4.00) subs! Your contribution helps us pay our contributors and cover other mag-related expenses.
A top-down view of a green, plastic shopping basket with a magazine inside, its cover reading "OKAY DONKEY, FREE SUBS, limited time!" with "poetry" and "flash" appearing in green and blue spiky bubbles (respectively). A small Sad Jack appears on the cover on top of the 'time' in "limited time!" The background is an array of fresh produce, indicating we are in a grocery store or farmer's market. Two front hooves in grayscale (presumably Sad Jack's) hold the top of the shopping basket.
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
What a huge shot!!! Thought we were about to get Buffaloed there.
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Jonah Hill Smiling at Awards Ceremony
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
WE WERE GIVEN A FIFA PEACE PRIZE THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
worst red card in my two weeks of watching soccer
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Always Crashing @alwayscrashing.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
www.alwayscrashing.com/submissions
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JMWW Journal @jmwwjournal.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Open for Associate Fiction Editor Applications Associate Fiction Editors Wanted! Applications open through July 31st.
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Open for Associate Fiction Editor Applications
Associate Fiction Editors Wanted! Applications open through July 31st.
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Rawhead @rawheadjournal.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Rawhead is open to submissions for Issue 04. Send us your best visual art, creative nonfiction, fiction, hybrid pieces, and poetry. rawhead.submittable.com/submit ( Featured art by A. Morgan McKendry, Rawhead, Issue 02) #litmag #submissionsopen #artcommunity #rawheadjournal #writingcommunity
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
God bless editors that let you know when you just missed publishing something with them, especially when they provide additional context and advice. Everyone is busy, I know, so this often isn’t possible, but it means so much in an industry that can really beat you down at times.
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Black Bough Poetry @blackboughpoetry.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
If you enjoyed #fragmentsfriday please support Black Bough by buying and showing off ‘Shored Fragments’, our latest anthology. Let’s call it a tip! 🪙 💵 www.blackboughpoetry.com/shored-fragm...
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Variant Literature @variantlit.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Closing soon! Send us your poems!
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the engine(idling lit @the-engine-idling.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
✂️ Weekend #Giveaway for e(i 8: #Collage✂️ FREE to read, download, & share! buff.ly/E6d26Y2 Interact w/ this post thru the weekend to help boost our contributors & we'll send you #FREE STICKERS as a thanks! #poetry #writingcommunity #writerscommunity #poetrycommunity #litmag #indielit
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NewPages @newpages.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Magazine1 wants the weird stuff—poems, prose, whatever you can't place for Issue 6 (no reading fee!). Flash contest too (500 words, theme: "heat," judged by Aimee Nezukumatathil). Payment: bookstore gift card. Deadline July 1. #writers #litmag #callforsubmissions
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Magazine1 Seeks Submissions for Issue Six!
Magazine1 seeks submissions for Issue Six, due July 1, 2026. Send unconventional prose and poetry, plus submissions to the flash prose contest (500 words, theme: “heat”).
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Mitchell Nobis @mitchnobis.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Does anyone know of any lit agents who accept query letters via posts on Bluesky? I'm always on a baseball sideline these days. No computer, but yes phone. Maybe some agents you can just call? Maybe text-a-query? Submit via weather app or solitaire? Send 'em a really long voice note?
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I don’t know if this is true for everyone, but Canvas is back up for me.
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ANMLY @anmlymag.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
ANMLY is now open for new work! We're especially seeking more from writers outside of the US, more nonfiction, & more translation! > anmly.submittable.com *Fee waivers available* Check out our latest issue to see what we're into! > anmly.org/ap42
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ANMLY Submission Manager
**ANNOUNCEMENT: Fees will be waived for all Black and Indigenous writers, and writers of Palestinian descent, to support those most targeted by state violence. Email editor [at] anomalouspress [dot] o...
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Weird Lit Mag @weirdlitmag.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hello weirdies! We are officially open for submissions for our Summer '26 Issue today, 4/15, through 5/15. Please send us your most polished, cherished stories under 3k words for consideration. Check out our guidelines and submit your work here: www.weirdlitmag.com/...
Weird Lit Mag calling for submissions, April 15-May 15. Go to their website for guidelines and to submit.
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This is an insightful and concise big-picture craft article from @frazzledlit.bsky.social. It also includes some useful links to more specific resources on related subtopics. It is definitely worth a read if you are sending out work. open.substack.com/pub/authorjm...
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Stop on red!
What to avoid in your submissions to the Short Story Award 2026
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Pretty good, I think. Buffalo added some nice depth at high areas of need.
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
We have a bit of a break after this game. Someone, need to get the PP looking like Boston’s.
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
They got close at least
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Concepcion to Buffalo.
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This is a good read that offers some useful insights into the submission process for short stories, especially in terms of how to approach cover letters and opening lines. The conversation in the comments section is worth checking out too. open.substack.com/pub/devonhal...
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Red Flags in Short Story Submissions
Avoid these common mistakes in your cover letter and opening pages
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Wow! I didn’t realize Aldi’s had stores without alcohol. Thank you for the heads up about this though! I’ll keep an eye out for it now :-)
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New Flash Fiction Review (subs closed) @nffr.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
3 days and counting... send us your stories by 15 April.
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a man is sitting in front of a computer screen and eating a piece of food .
ALT: a man is sitting in front of a computer screen and eating a piece of food .
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
1. A lot of people are focused on the apparent contradiction/absurdity of Trump blockading the Strait if he wants to open it. And yes, that is a real issue. But the even more immediate concern is what the U.S. Navy must do to actually put this plan into effect.
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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a man wearing sunglasses and a colorful shirt is making a surprised face and saying wow .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a colorful shirt is making a surprised face and saying wow .
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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two men wearing sunglasses are standing next to each other with their arms raised in the air .
ALT: two men wearing sunglasses are standing next to each other with their arms raised in the air .
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FloridaSnow @floridasnow.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
That moment when you are at the sign-in table for your college’s symposium, casually ask someone for their name… and it’s the invited keynote speaker whose photo is on the front of all the publicity materials… 😬 🤦‍♂️
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