dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 10/04/2026and they say a load from someone who looks exactly like you can’t heal you 010
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 06/04/2026This one keeps fascinating me… his second head turn is so eager for knowledge 010
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 05/04/2026daddy at the rave shared his fanny pack of watermelon sour patch with me 110
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 05/04/2026went out in fl for my birthday and a woman started singing we are Charlie Kirk we carry the flame at me and my friend 000
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 05/04/2026nuclear bombed my life so I could dedicate myself full time to making corny charcoal drawings of nude men 100
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 05/04/2026new raye album really giving me rupaul original track I can’t get behind it 120
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 05/04/2026got 80% of the way to kms then remembered I’m unemployed and can bother my best friend full time now 000
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 11/11/2025This Swedish girl Uline doesn’t seem to pick up on the fact that I don’t want her advances. Every day another mailing 010
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 09/11/2025This beer starting to taste like I should DM Anetra 032
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Transformers 2 soundtrack holds my hand as I fall asleep 010
Reposted by davedave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 30/05/2025floridadave sponsored by AlandChuck.travel 011
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Spent 45$ on an oversized black tee of my favorite D-List horror movie ohhhhh maybe I AM chronically not like the other girls 020
Reposted by daveethan 🍎 @ethansucks.bsky.social · 24/10/2025my partner sitting next to me reading pokemon z-a reviews while i recite the entirety of epic rap battles of history at 8am 0131
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 04/09/2025blasting she wolf by Shakira and going 55 on a residential street > 021
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 02/09/2025and these are our children, Barbara Walter Kronkite and Emilia Perez Hilton 021
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 21/07/2025boyfriend is christening our new house by pegging me tn everyone cheer 0202
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 25/06/2025one day Ethel Cain is gonna watch my gay pornos and while she won’t know I’m a fan something about the videos will bring her a strange sense of reassurance 010
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 23/06/2025I hope that the thing I am most remembered for in this world is not baby barbara walter cronkite 021
Reposted by davelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/06/2025there's georgetown and jamestown and charlestown. why no davetown 4840815
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Henry Flagler when I find you in hell you are getting beheaded 000
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 14/06/2025preparing to bottom in the bathroom of the coolsville museum of criminology 010
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 13/06/2025the transgender implications of she wolf by Shakira have been brought to my attention. 1272
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 09/06/2025we need to make a museum job posting that is so heartbreaking 010
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 07/06/2025carrying an apple around the hospital in case they try to get me 12510
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I’m gonna have the gay sex that mordecai and Rigby never did 091
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 03/06/202510th anniversary of Carrie and lowell release is doing things to me this week 010
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 02/06/2025yes I’m they them yes I want Sweet Boy tattooed on my stomach what’s the issue 010
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 02/06/2025*seeking attention more vigorously than any human being before* oh I actually prefer Quiznos :) 020
dave @floridadave4ever.bsky.social · 31/05/2025had coffee with someone who has the exact same opinions as me and am now listening to early black keys and sitting in the sun with a joint. god bless 020
