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Jom Flomsten

@flomsten.bsky.social
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Hey I'm Jyorm Flimsten. He/Him. Phrenologist's nightmare. Contrary, obstinate and difficult to convince. "The world weighs heavily on me so I weigh heavily on the world."

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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The best way to ascend in Bayview's social hierarchy is to ascend vertically in space through magic. Sure Max is cool but without his magnet powers he can't levitate.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Like zoinks, I think there's a x-x-x-xenos around here." "Rah, a renos."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/09/2026
QuoProQuid (@TNOQuoProQuid) on twitter: "techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/09/2026
"Roko’s Basilisk when no one builds it in the first place because it’s a stupid fucking idea:"

[canceled shithead callmecarson wearing headphones with both hands covering their face in distress.]
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Morgan! Allen @seedystudios.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Cursed Wolf; 2012 acrylic on canvas painting 8x10"
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is why I use only the finest mooks from only the best parts of the wrong side of town.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Hannah Comstock @hannahorca.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Frog army! Totally Normal Frogs mystery figures are now available in my shop 🐸 Shop here: www.hannahcomstock.com/store
Photo of many figurines on a table. The figurines are 5 different “Totally Normal Frogs” characters
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Hold Me Closer, Giant Dancers @giantdancers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Capcom isn't replacing real people with ai, they are only replacing QA engineers with AI" fuck you, fuck Capcom, and Fuck AI.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 26/01/2026
"ai" is not a genie that can't be put back in a bottle, it's a pillar of smoke that dissipates unless you keep burning money
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cool then get rid of it.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When people talk about capitalism driving efficiency it rings hollow because we had a functioning, efficient video sharing site but now it's been deliberately made worse and the old experience is being sold back to us. The system that does this repeatedly is not an efficient way of increasing QOL.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It seems like YouTube ads these days are less about being advertising a product to increase the sales of that product and more about being as unpleasant as possible to drive the sales of YouTube premium. It seems like they go out of their way to find scams and AI garbage to worsen user experience.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Self righteousness is something only Ricky Gervais is allowed to have. He also can't allow you to have actual principles and beliefs because he can't distinguish that from self righteousness. These are rights granted to him by... well not God but certainly by somebody.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I dream of a future where people look at gambling ads the same way we look at cigarette ads today.
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pray they don’t alter it any further…
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's all "ooh that Salieri acts nice but I'm sure he's secretly sabotaging my career. My evidence is that I hate him."
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mozart was Salieri's Salieri back in the day. If you look at Mozart's letters about Salieri and other Italian musicians and composers he's clearly jealous of Salieri's success.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Throw in the Sphinx of lies into the growing pile of characters that are better at mentoring the activity club and helping them with their interpersonal problems than Mr. Spender. This one even has yellow spectral energy and sunglasses.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ruli posting this as "I MARRIED a Jellyfish for Clout?!? (gone digital) You won't BELIEVE what happens next!!!
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With the Will Digimon Forums, News, Podcast @withthewill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Digimon Story: Time Stranger got a Japan Game Awards 2026 Excellence award alongside nearly a dozen other games. This is functionally a follow-up to the Japan Game Awards 2025 future award it won last year. More at WtW- withthewill.net/threads/digi...
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
False beast, contemptible as he is, he's blind to his true sin. In mimicking the folly of man he has enraged his animal brethren. A crude facsimile welcomed by neither house.
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CASSETTE BEASTS 2002 | Bytten Studio @byttenstudio.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS- Wait wrong thing hang on *ahem* If you like RPGs, creature collectors, a soundtrack full of absolute BANGERS and a voice cast that can only be described as peak, you should check out Cassette Beasts 2002 this #wishlistwednesday
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I do like how the opposite of Ghalta is a triceratops and the opposite of Gideon is a guy who is alive.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Minwell Pucket.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Doze Beakiesover dere ave a clashin colour scheme and their chapter iconography lacks thematic cohesion. Lets krump 'em!!!
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That's why they pay you the big bucks.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I can't be the first one to have made this joke.
The poster for John Wick but a marble bust of Polyphemus photoshopped onto his head. The word John is covered by the word Polyphemus and a tagline has been added "They killed his favourite sheep."
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Strange Lighthouse
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ᙎOᗫᙓᙎOᖇᙏ🔻 @wodeworm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fisher demon
A pair of folk ran across the river soaked, so when they came across a great gnarled hook black as the moonless night, it began to twitch, and a hunched-over black furry mass watched with glaring red eyes, its chorus-like voice reverberating and giving them a message (for That is the nature of its kind)  "Those who yearn for catches great, leave only bones where the dead should wake," and promptly left, its tail flicking and furling its small wings, fluttering as it bound away. This felt like a simple prophecy, but the pair of folk began to dissect it from every angle, obsessing over the contents of its words. How it applied to them, who they could blame, each misfortune compounding a new manic interrogation, writhing with anxiety and panic. But all this to say, the demon ultimately was just annoyed they had bothered its fishing and decided to misuse its role in a bout of pettiness and remained satisfied with the results.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One must imagine Wile E. Coyote happy.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I believe about 2/6ths of tmbg songs and about 3/9ths of Bible verses so I exist in perfect balance.
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jon @disparition.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ai killing lots of people is indeed a valid concern, but imo it’s less to do with ai’s abilities and more to do with its inabilities. that is, ai wont kill as a hyper-intelligent murder machine but rather as an incompetent “decision assistant” in fields like health or military target assessment
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Kelsi J🎃 @kelsijosilva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Personally, I can't stand people hating on Drumgo's ringing.
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
new creep plush just dropped
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Smiling Owl Plushie
An invasive species of a bird-like entity that uses its eerie chatter to draw in human prey! They look pretty cute though.Want more Trevor Henderson content?
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lou-ellen 🎃 @louceph.com · 15/07/2026
Friendly Hodag doodle :)
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Gamers, its not woke to say that doing anything outside of your normal gender presentation means you must change immediately or else you are being deceptive. We should be kicking down the walls between genders not reinforcing them.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
So much of modern conspiracy culture is based in things just looking or sounding a bit like other things.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I know for a fact you're referring to all of my favourite things. This is very specifically an attack on me personally.
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Drew Rausch @drewrausch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Pumpkin Patch Prowler.
A sinister pumpkin creature dressed in green and brown cloth covering his body. Drool slides down his face. He is surrounded by leaves as he stands in a pumpkin patch. There is a barn in the background.
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 25/06/2026
It’s been so inspiring to see the growth of data center opposition across the US and the wider world. Taking on the tech industry is bringing communities together — which seems like exactly what we need right now.
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Crazy Optical Illusions @crazyopticalillusions.net · 20/06/2026
Painting of a pipe by Magritte. Handwritten text below the pipe reads 'Ceci une pipe.' A modern caption above reads 'Wait I could've sworn this wasn't a pipe'.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If you replace the cheese curds with shredded cheese, even if it's still gravy and fries that's cheese fries with gravy. You can change the sauce or the type of fried potato but the cheese curds define poutine.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My outrageous hot take is that cheese curds are the defining factor of a poutine. If you switch the fries out for tater tots or the gravy out for marinara or curry or any other sauce you can call it "tater tot poutine" or "Marinara Poutine".
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Beastieball @beastieball.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Money where my mouth is: I (the social media guy, hi!) played the entire campaign plus DLC of CB and it really is just a fun game, like the hype when fusing mid battle and the vocals of the track come in....it's Peak. So excited to see what this new installment has in store!!!
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CASSETTE BEASTS 2002 | Bytten Studio @byttenstudio.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
We're thrilled to announce CASSETTE BEASTS 2002, the next adventure from the world of Cassette Beasts, coming soon to all major platforms! We can't wait to tell you more - for now, check the announcement trailer & wishlist on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/3802140/…
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 01/06/2026
it's june, motherfuckers
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
That's interesting anyway TB Skyen have you considered reviewing every Pokémon. Oh hang on there's something going on with the grou..
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