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Jom Flomsten

@flomsten.bsky.social
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Hey I'm Jyorm Flimsten. He/Him. Phrenologist's nightmare. Contrary, obstinate and difficult to convince. "The world weighs heavily on me so I weigh heavily on the world."

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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I can't be the first one to have made this joke.
The poster for John Wick but a marble bust of Polyphemus photoshopped onto his head. The word John is covered by the word Polyphemus and a tagline has been added "They killed his favourite sheep."
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The reference they're making is to "Deep Throat" from the Watergate scandal right. I'm not the only one who sees this right. #coyotevsacme
Bugs Bunny in silhouette, wearing a trenchcoat and eating a carrot.there is a construction vehicle behind him with bright headlights.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Hey Boss, got that shipment of kryptonite you wanted.
Green crystals on a Grey background.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
LMAO gotcha! That's not a gaboon viper, it's a butterfly pupa that looks like a gaboon viper to frighten predators. Get batesian mimicried loser. You absolute buffoon! This is a gaboon viper. #aprilfools
This one is an actual snake.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A really cool picture of a gaboon viper.
What appears to be the head of a snake however something seems off.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The twentiest!
Zubamon. A digimon with gold armor, a white cape, and a knife like horn with the number 20 on it.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Meanwhile, Auntie Whispers:
Auntie whispers from Over The Garden Wall. A frightening old woman with a round face and large eyes.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
(Read in Seto Kaiba's voice) Heh. If they donate to PBS, I can assure you that those viewers are nothing like me. #yugioh
Seto Kaiba from Yugioh. A teenager with arm belts a vest with big shoulders and a bowl cut. He's carrying trading cards and a device for carrying trading cards.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The alcoholism digimon is playable in this one. Bacchusmon. Also, Bacchusmon crapulence mode.
A large snake like monster with a spherical body, large arms and a small head on top of its head.The same monster with markings on its body smoke from its mouth standing in a pool of wine.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
A picture of Metro Man from Megamind with a skeptical expression on his face. The text above reads Me witnessing horrors beyond my comprehension (I don't get it)
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Mega Malamar is disco themed, right? I'm not crazy for saying this the colour scheme, the big shoulders, the hair. This is a Pokémon that's got Saturday night fever. He's got his leisure suit on and he's ready to boogie down.
Mega Malamar, a multicolored upside down squid monster.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I'm this close to breaking the ABK cinematic universe wide open
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
My thoughts on silksong so far.
A wasp mimic spider with the text "this spider is doing cultural appropriation"Brook the skeleton from one piece at a 45° angle against a wall. Everyone around him is laughing.A picture of John Wayne with the text "Stand Tall Pilgrim"
A 3D render of a cartoon bug with the text. "Cool bug Fact's I died for a few seconds once and I met God while I was dead He was screaming in agony and something much bigger was eating him"
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Don't let gambit catch you with this.
A sci fi looking inhaler with the x men logo. The caption reads kick (drug).
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Some real Shakespeare quotes that would look good on a T-Shirt.
Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth - William Shakespeare Lord, Lord, how this world is given to lying! - William Shakespeare
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Squidward from SpongeBob looking perturbed. The text says "just look through his tweets for dirt." "Oh no He's based!"
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I can't see gambit in anything without thinking of this.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
There are references to paladin mode founding the royal knights despite not being a part of the organization.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Hey, next time, get your Youtooz made at actual size.
A still from The Simpsons of Moe, Bart and an unnamed character. It's a wide shot of an office with a large floor in the background.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Huh.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
It's optimistic to think bluesky will last that long. By then we'll be on liquid game grumps. At that time I'll change my profile picture to Edd from Ed, Edd and Eddie.
Edd from Ed, Edd and Eddie. A cartoon youth wearing shorts, a T-shirt and a beanie. Holding a magnifying class.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Technically there is only one Original Joe's. The one in San Francisco. All the other ones are Derivative Joe's.
An old picture of a diner with Original Joe's on the sign written in cursive. The back of a vintage car (possibly a T-Bird) is in frame.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
A lot of people have been bullying the Distortus Rex. No he isn't Geigeresque, but putting that one inaccurate description aside, he's still a horrible hexapod whale dinosaur. He's still a miserable creature that inspires both pity and fear.
A mutant dinosaur with four legs, two little T-Rex arms and and a whale like head.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Otrimi, Bruse Tarl and Reyhan, Shepherds of the Protean. WUBRG. Legendary Nightmare Beast Warrior Human. Whenever a creature you control mutates, that creature gains doubles strike and haste until end of turn. If a creature you control with mutate is destroyed put X 1/1 counters on target creature.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I think that it's because bearmon has had slightly inconsistent colouring in different media. This is having a bit of fun with that.
Bearmon, a digimon resembling a small bear with a backwards cap and belts on its hands and across its body. This one is a dark grey that is nearly black.Bearmon, a digimon that resembles a small bear with a backwards baseball cap and belts on its hands and across its chest. This one is light brownish grey.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
This is actually a reference to old tokusatsu show Kaiketsu Zubat. (No relation to the pokemon).
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
They would complete his look.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Gotcha lmao! That's a false gharial. Get pranked lol. This is a gharial.
A crocodile like animal with a thin snout with a bulbous nose.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Today I will post a picture of a gharial
A crocodile like animal with a thin snout.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Flaming red letters that day boob typo.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I decided to challenge myself and make four gizamon evolution lines. #digimon
five digimon on a desert background. Gizamon, Drimogemon, Jyagamon, Dinotigermon and Baihumon.Five digimon on an iceflow background. Gizamon, Dolphmon, Whamon, Kingwhamon and LeviamonFive digimon in front of a pastoral background with a waterfall. Gizamon, Stegomon, Mametyramon, Spinomon and Ultimatebrachiomon.Five digimon in front of a mechanical background, Gizamon, Raremon, Devitamamon and Shinmonzaemon.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
The Question. He believes in fluoride conspiracies.
DC superhero, The Question. A man without a face wearing a suit, trench coat and a hat.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
We're already getting suprising close to a bingo.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Mamemon.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Real talk. The new digimon game takes place on the Iliad server. We gotta have our boy. Even if we don't get the other ancients we gotta have the horse.
A digimon that resembles a giant mechanical wooden horse with various cannons.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Digimon fans when they're playing Digimon: Story Time Stranger and the Story time Stranger finally shows up. #Digimon
A digimon called terriermon. It's supposed to be a dog but it looks like a rabbit with a horn.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The joke about Kelly is that his cartoons are unintentionally revealing of his personal life and total ignorance. While you could see this cartoon out of context and mistake it for being genuine looking at Kelly's body of work and the magazine it's published in it's not hard to find out.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Quote repost with your favourite Pokémon and Digimon. #Pokémon #Digimon
The Pokémon dunsparce. A yellow snake like creature with small wings, closed eyes and a drill tail.A digimon called ExTyrannomon. A creature that resembles a pink dinosaur mascot costume with two glowing eyes in it's mouth.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Found a contender for worst ad of 2025 and it's only January. It's just baffling. "Ahh fuck dude you got ADHD. What you need is colourful sun glasses."
Colorful glasses in front of a monochrome picture of a lake. With the words "like color blind glasses but for ADHD. Built for people with ADHD by people with ADHD to help to break bad habits and make positive change".
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
It's wild that no one ever talks about Yomi No Tsugai. It's a lot of fun and it's by Hiromu Arakawa (of Full Metal Alchemist fame).
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Here's my 2025 bingo card. #Bingo If I get a bingo, I achieve immortality.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
These are some generic looking characters. Not Concord bad but not interesting. Middle left is the siren, middle right is the big one, far right looks like some sort of techie or engineer. Far left i just cant place just bland as hell.
Left to right. A man with short hair and greenish brown clothes with some glowing bits on his kneepads. A woman with glowing tattoos in a tube top with pants that have one leg shorter than the other. A large shirtless muscular man with an undercut, a robot arm and a codpiece on his pants. A woman with dreadlocks, glasses, a high tech gorget and big pants and gloves.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I can't help but think of the Xykon monologue from start of darkness.
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Jom Flomsten @flomsten.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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