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FloatAlong

@floatfill.bsky.social
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Gay Fanfiction Writer | 33 | he/him I write smutty m/m stories on the internet for Elder Scrolls, Final Fantasy, Magic: the Gathering and Fallout. Also love music, comedy and video games.

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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There's something so puerile and awkward about "re-enacts the Kama Sutra with" as a substitute for "has sex with." Like something a puritanical teenager would say and think they were being clever. No one who actually knew what the Kama Sutra was would even say that, anyway
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Have you checked your butthole?"
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn this was hot
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is so good. I know everyone's horny for the big slut horse (me included) but a scene like this really highlights how young and unwise he is compared to Freddie. It's intelligent, nuanced writing and we love to see it
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It finally happened. AI came for my day job
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You say "only" like three hours isn't already a lot
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
resident reevil requiem
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Looking big!
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh wow they both sound great. Please give us an update once you've had the soda too
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
people ask me if i listen to bieber and i smile simply and say simply yes. Then I show them this and they lose their fucking shit
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I've been thinking about how, after Dolly Parton's death, her incredible career was barely even mentioned - compliments of that sort were forgone in favour of praising her benevolence and charity. How impressive to be such a talent and still have that be secondary to your wonderful character
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Another from Simon Munnery: "Warning! The show you are about to watch contains almost no swearing. The F-word is never used, and the C-word - cunt - is used only once. That was it."
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My favourite joke of the Edinburgh Fringe so far, by Abby Wambaugh: "You guys know about third-person omniscient narration? Yeah? Cos it knows about YOU."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A man says "I see you started wearing a chef's hat." The man in the toque blanche says "yeah, I'm working on a new bit called 'The Chef.' The first man asks "what's the chef's whole deal?" The Chef answers "mainly, he's confident in a way I'm not. The Chef points to two guys passing by and says "hey! you guys feel good about yourselves." The two guys say "yes, chef." One of the guys says "man, I love the Chef." The other one says "yeah, he's always cookin'."
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The thumbs in his mouth... exquisite
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Charles's voice does things to me. Tickles that little button in my head that says "you should write him getting laid"
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
...Actually salivating over him
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just been wrestling? Innocent, nude, bro-on-bro wrestling? 🥵
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'd love for my stupid-arse country to not be so stupid, but hey-ho
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Me when people leave kudos on my fics:
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I got six more in London! Two from a charity shop and four (plus some records) from Rough Trade, because their book section was apparently specifically tailored to my interests. These two pictures give a good idea of the stuff I like reading (and the stuff I think I *should* be reading)
On Anarchism by Noam Chomsky
Queer by William S. Burroughs
Smashing It (a collection of interviews with and extracts of works by working class authors) by Sabrina Mahfouz
Stone Lands (nonfiction about stone circles and stuff) by Fiona Robertson
Shamanism (also nonfiction) by Manvir Singh
Bored Gay Werewolf by Tony Santorella
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Is this what they mean by "girl dinner"
The Edible Woman by Margaret Atwood. The cover is a tasty looking fondant woman on a plate, ready to be nommed
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Haven't been reading as much these last couple of years but am determined to change that: here's a haul I brought back from my trip to Durham over the weekend. Lots of good bookshops there!
Two Margaret Atwoods (The Edible Woman and Old Babes in the Wood), three vintage sci-fi novels including one Murray Leinster, an encyclopedia of world religions, a book on censorship, A History of Masculinity by Ivan Jablonka and The Psychopath Test by Jon Ronson.
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I need to play more turn-based bubble butt RPGs
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Ah, one of Confucius's truest aphorisms.
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I've done a smut again, this time for the Final Fantasy XV fandom - I've had so many ideas and this is part of my attempt to get some WIPs out the door. Expect more! This one specifically is about two horny best friends who both have the hots for the same man. archiveofourown.org/works/89498441
archiveofourown.org
Best Friends Should Share - FloatAlong - Final Fantasy XV [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is so good!
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
They are sending me adverts for the concept of travel. As though a man who bought a train ticket once can be convinced to buy more, going anywhere, whenever, because he just loves trains so fucking much
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ten times now. And don't tell me this isn't AI generated:
"You jumped on board and gave train travel a try - an achievement in itself. So, with that said...

"You've just earned yourself the travel persona of: Train Curious!

"Curious journeys often lead to great discoveries. Ready for another?"
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I bought some train tickets online and the site I bought them from has emailed me about it nine times. I love living in the future 😌
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh shit :/
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Wait what?
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The "women with a time machine vs. me with a time machine" meme except I'm confronting Andy Warhol and calmly asking him whose fat cock is featured on the album cover of Sticky Fingers by the Rolling Stones
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
⚠️Writing tip!⚠️ Never use that ghastly cliché, "his head was blown clean off." If someone's going to have something blown off, make it dirty! No clean head-blowing. You want your head to be blown memorably. So, once more: blow them dirty, dirty sloppy head. Thank you!
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Couldn't get him to shut up, eh?
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Americans overcompensate for the even stress patterns on French words by pronouncing them as though the last syllable is the only stressed one. Imagine an American saying "béret" and you'll see what I mean
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Trust in the power of our imaginations! Give us a couple of amuse-bouches (amuse-esprits? amuse-cerveaux?) but please accept that we're probably just going to make him look like our dads anyway. Sorry, I mean our fathers. FUCK I mean our crushes, my backspace key is broken I'm really sorry
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Fellow writers, please stop giving us overlong descriptions of the hot men you're introducing in your story. No one wants to have to read about his height, hair colour, hairstyle, hair length, clothing, eye colour etc. and by the time we get to the end of the list we've forgotten most of it anyway
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It's now posted! Thanks so much, I don't normally make stuff based on artworks but there's just so much potential in that universe (and all of it hot).
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I've written some new smut! A few short stories based on an idea + artwork by @otterintraining.bsky.social, and shared with their permission. Expect large men in a sci-fi setting, with all of their normal-sized colleagues being company-mandated free use. Fun! archiveofourown.org/works/871462...
archiveofourown.org
Nine To Five - Chapter 1 - FloatAlong - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Oh that sweat trench between his thighs is 👌
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hi! I hope this is okay but I was really inspired by your management poster-type drawings of big sci-fi men and wrote a few short stories set in that world as a writing exercise. I was hoping to post them on AO3 but only with your permission - maybe you'd want to see them yourself first? 😅
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I much enjoyed this; nicely done
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Oh hey! Was planning to watch it anyway, now I have even more of a reason!
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I don't use AI in my personal or professional writing, and will never, so some dipshit saying that actually everyone uses it is untrue in the same way that saying that nobody washes their hands after using the bathroom is untrue -- a lie to excuse a repulsive personal failing.
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Today I learned Milli Vanilli isn't just one person
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Ooh happy birthday
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Don't do life updates that often so here's two in one: I lost my job last month (boo!) but I just got a new job and I think it's better than the old one (yay!)
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