FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 12/10/2026There's something so puerile and awkward about "re-enacts the Kama Sutra with" as a substitute for "has sex with." Like something a puritanical teenager would say and think they were being clever. No one who actually knew what the Kama Sutra was would even say that, anyway 2611
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is so good. I know everyone's horny for the big slut horse (me included) but a scene like this really highlights how young and unwise he is compared to Freddie. It's intelligent, nuanced writing and we love to see it 131
Reposted by FloatAlongg0m @g0m.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It finally happened. AI came for my day job 114120
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You say "only" like three hours isn't already a lot 010
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Oh wow they both sound great. Please give us an update once you've had the soda too 110
Reposted by FloatAlongwint @dril.bsky.social · 31/08/2026people ask me if i listen to bieber and i smile simply and say simply yes. Then I show them this and they lose their fucking shit 242122276
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I've been thinking about how, after Dolly Parton's death, her incredible career was barely even mentioned - compliments of that sort were forgone in favour of praising her benevolence and charity. How impressive to be such a talent and still have that be secondary to your wonderful character 020
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Another from Simon Munnery: "Warning! The show you are about to watch contains almost no swearing. The F-word is never used, and the C-word - cunt - is used only once. That was it." 020
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My favourite joke of the Edinburgh Fringe so far, by Abby Wambaugh: "You guys know about third-person omniscient narration? Yeah? Cos it knows about YOU." 130
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Charles's voice does things to me. Tickles that little button in my head that says "you should write him getting laid" 110
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Just been wrestling? Innocent, nude, bro-on-bro wrestling? 🥵 000
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I'd love for my stupid-arse country to not be so stupid, but hey-ho 010
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I got six more in London! Two from a charity shop and four (plus some records) from Rough Trade, because their book section was apparently specifically tailored to my interests. These two pictures give a good idea of the stuff I like reading (and the stuff I think I *should* be reading) 040
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Haven't been reading as much these last couple of years but am determined to change that: here's a haul I brought back from my trip to Durham over the weekend. Lots of good bookshops there! 240
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I've done a smut again, this time for the Final Fantasy XV fandom - I've had so many ideas and this is part of my attempt to get some WIPs out the door. Expect more! This one specifically is about two horny best friends who both have the hots for the same man. archiveofourown.org/works/89498441archiveofourown.orgBest Friends Should Share - FloatAlong - Final Fantasy XV [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works 041
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 28/07/2026They are sending me adverts for the concept of travel. As though a man who bought a train ticket once can be convinced to buy more, going anywhere, whenever, because he just loves trains so fucking much 000
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Ten times now. And don't tell me this isn't AI generated: 101
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I bought some train tickets online and the site I bought them from has emailed me about it nine times. I love living in the future 😌 220
Reposted by FloatAlongBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku 01235373
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 09/07/2026⚠️Writing tip!⚠️ Never use that ghastly cliché, "his head was blown clean off." If someone's going to have something blown off, make it dirty! No clean head-blowing. You want your head to be blown memorably. So, once more: blow them dirty, dirty sloppy head. Thank you! 030
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Americans overcompensate for the even stress patterns on French words by pronouncing them as though the last syllable is the only stressed one. Imagine an American saying "béret" and you'll see what I mean 000
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Trust in the power of our imaginations! Give us a couple of amuse-bouches (amuse-esprits? amuse-cerveaux?) but please accept that we're probably just going to make him look like our dads anyway. Sorry, I mean our fathers. FUCK I mean our crushes, my backspace key is broken I'm really sorry 160
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Fellow writers, please stop giving us overlong descriptions of the hot men you're introducing in your story. No one wants to have to read about his height, hair colour, hairstyle, hair length, clothing, eye colour etc. and by the time we get to the end of the list we've forgotten most of it anyway 330
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 21/06/2026It's now posted! Thanks so much, I don't normally make stuff based on artworks but there's just so much potential in that universe (and all of it hot). 120
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I've written some new smut! A few short stories based on an idea + artwork by @otterintraining.bsky.social, and shared with their permission. Expect large men in a sci-fi setting, with all of their normal-sized colleagues being company-mandated free use. Fun! archiveofourown.org/works/871462...archiveofourown.orgNine To Five - Chapter 1 - FloatAlong - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works 0101
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Hi! I hope this is okay but I was really inspired by your management poster-type drawings of big sci-fi men and wrote a few short stories set in that world as a writing exercise. I was hoping to post them on AO3 but only with your permission - maybe you'd want to see them yourself first? 😅 130
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Oh hey! Was planning to watch it anyway, now I have even more of a reason! 010
Reposted by FloatAlongCameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I don't use AI in my personal or professional writing, and will never, so some dipshit saying that actually everyone uses it is untrue in the same way that saying that nobody washes their hands after using the bathroom is untrue -- a lie to excuse a repulsive personal failing. 61266391
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Today I learned Milli Vanilli isn't just one person 010
FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Don't do life updates that often so here's two in one: I lost my job last month (boo!) but I just got a new job and I think it's better than the old one (yay!) 240