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FloatAlong

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Gay Fanfiction Writer | 33 | he/him I write smutty m/m stories on the internet for Elder Scrolls, Final Fantasy, Magic: the Gathering and Fallout. Also love music, comedy and video games.

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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I got six more in London! Two from a charity shop and four (plus some records) from Rough Trade, because their book section was apparently specifically tailored to my interests. These two pictures give a good idea of the stuff I like reading (and the stuff I think I *should* be reading)
On Anarchism by Noam Chomsky
Queer by William S. Burroughs
Smashing It (a collection of interviews with and extracts of works by working class authors) by Sabrina Mahfouz
Stone Lands (nonfiction about stone circles and stuff) by Fiona Robertson
Shamanism (also nonfiction) by Manvir Singh
Bored Gay Werewolf by Tony Santorella
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Is this what they mean by "girl dinner"
The Edible Woman by Margaret Atwood. The cover is a tasty looking fondant woman on a plate, ready to be nommed
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Haven't been reading as much these last couple of years but am determined to change that: here's a haul I brought back from my trip to Durham over the weekend. Lots of good bookshops there!
Two Margaret Atwoods (The Edible Woman and Old Babes in the Wood), three vintage sci-fi novels including one Murray Leinster, an encyclopedia of world religions, a book on censorship, A History of Masculinity by Ivan Jablonka and The Psychopath Test by Jon Ronson.
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ten times now. And don't tell me this isn't AI generated:
"You jumped on board and gave train travel a try - an achievement in itself. So, with that said...

"You've just earned yourself the travel persona of: Train Curious!

"Curious journeys often lead to great discoveries. Ready for another?"
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The "women with a time machine vs. me with a time machine" meme except I'm confronting Andy Warhol and calmly asking him whose fat cock is featured on the album cover of Sticky Fingers by the Rolling Stones
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
One day I'll do a face reveal. Maybe. But for those curious, this is a drawing of me that a friend at work did
Just a normal man. An innocent man.
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Considering getting this on a t-shirt
A can of salt reading "For grinding and rubs"
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Manchester Christmas markets with friends. I had a burrito with halloumi AND hash browns
Big glittery Santa outside the Manchester Central LibraryFerris wheel all lit up in St. Peter's squareCrowd of people under the Ferris wheelChristmas market mug, formerly containing a quite delicious hot chocolate
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Making a Taskmaster thing for my comedy friends, teehee
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
True fact: I don't have daddy issues. I emphatically do not. However. Is it weird that daddy Hades (from the hit video game "Hades") is so hot, so cruel, and so DADDY that he kind of makes me wish I did...?
Daddy Hades, from the hit video game "Hades".
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I harp on about it every year and I will never stop
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
What if we kissed... in the overstimming minions-themed bowling alley party room? 👉👈🤭
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Sad news - old laptop is kaput. I wrote a lot of smut on that machine and am keen to continue, but shopping for a new one is a living hell. Is this just doofy marketing, exploiting a modern-sounding buzzword? Or is it genuinely shit tech that will dim my screen and fuck with my sound for no reason
Ad copy for a new laptop that flaunts its key features. "AI" capabilities are mentioned four times in the space of nine sentences and are apparently tied to sound, visuals, and the cooling system (!).
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Glad to be watching the new series of Juice, a BBC3 comedy drama w/ Mawaan Rizwan & Russell Tovey. It's funny, horny, beautifully written, and shot with a playful, cinematic choreography. Don't know where non-Brits can see it but you SHOULD. If that doesn't convince you, maybe this screencap will..?
Three men (all of them gorgeous) are naked in a bed together. The two on either end are awkwardly covering their bits with cushions, while the one in the middle smirks and unabashedly runs a finger over the bicep of the man on the left.
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I've been replaying Skyrim to get back in the fan-writing spirit, but I don't remember some of these achievements
Achievement: Snake Tongue

Successfully persuade, bribe, and suck someone off
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I really, really like Balatro. (Instead of writing, whoops.)
The Steam achievement "Completionist Plus" for Balatro, unlocked through winning with every deck on the hardest difficulty level. Apparently, 1.2% of players have this achievement.
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
The Vince McMahon meme of him looking increasingly interested and stunned. It progresses:

1. Two guys comparing penis lengths
2. One is much bigger than the other
3. They get worked up and have sex
4. They're straight
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
So I'm up to episode 7 of Arcane. Got suspicious and did a cursory google. ...Jayvik isn't actually canon?
A tiny kitten looking at its phone. It is very upset. So am I.
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Hairstyle: the Laurie Anderson
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Happy Birthday! I love Zarak and Casio separately but especially together. Also if I may say, THIS whole sequence changed me as a person, it made me dinner, cleaned my house, cured my back pain and filed my taxes
Casio in lingerie sits in Zarak's lap, grinding coquettishly against his growing erection.
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Really going to miss David Lynch. He was a rare artist that archetypally represented "The Creative" to me: he not only wrote and directed most of his own projects but also often edited, acted in, composed music for, did sound design for, and built props for them as well. A real genius. RIP.
Writer and director David Lynch.
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Hugh Jackman finally getting to wear the iconic outfit in Deadpool & Wolverine was really cool, but Wade asking him "What's the wind resistance on those blowjob handles?" genuinely messed me up. I saw the movie months ago and I haven't stopped thinking about "blowjob handles"
Wolverine and Deadpool look at each other. Wolvie is wearing his iconic mask with wings, or perhaps, blowjob handles.
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I struck inspirational gold when I took two specific Skyrim characters and paired them up with an OC to make them all fuck. I could write sex scenes between them for a hundred thousand pages and never run out of ideas. Here's a steamy scene from a WIP chapter: #nsfw #skyrim #fanfiction
When Joncy’s cock dripped again, I was ready for it. Mouth open and tongue extended like I was begging for snowflakes. Gods, he tastes good. My hands, eager for something to do, massaged first Joncy’s weak and trembling legs then Borkul’s, meaty and firm where he stood behind the head of my bed. Borkul was fucking him so hard now that his body wasn’t staying put, bounced backward and forward so that his delicious pre-come was flicked all over my face like he was trying to decorate a cake.
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FloatAlong @floatfill.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
What do we think, chat? On the one hand this *could* be a bot, but on the other hand I love artists specialising in [fan fiction character]!
A clunky and poorly composed AO3 comment which reads:

"hope you are doing well
I’m reaching out because I’d love to explore the possibility of paid collaborating on a project. I believe that combining our skills could lead to something truly unique and exciting. I have a few ideas in mind that I think could blend our talents in a compelling way, and I’d love to discuss them with you if you’re interested.
    his message finds you well! My name is Amiley, and I’m an artist specializing in [fan fiction character]. I’ve been following your work for a while and am really impressed with your writing

Please let me know if this sounds intriguing to you and if you’d be open to a chat. I’m really looking forward to the potential of working together and hearing your thoughts!"
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