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Flint Swift

@flint-swift.bsky.social
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If you know me and your presidential voting record is 2-1 since 2016, know that I fucking hate you.

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Heather Spaulding (Akalsha) @akalsha.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Picture of a capybara at the beach.
The caption says, "if you are reading this the curse is lifted have a good day"
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙 @dovewoman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Obama Appreciation Day June 14, 2026
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
On the tube
Photo of a fake OpenAi ad on the overground. Text: "Yes, we built a machine that tells teenagers to kill themselves.

But — it might also help them with their homework."

Chatgpt logo
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Flint Swift @flint-swift.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I need for a someone to go ahead and make the sacrifice. You know.
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U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Flint Swift @flint-swift.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I just learned that a good way to discover books that are more aligned to your tastes is to go to the book's publishing site, especially smaller publishing houses that care more about writing margins than profit margins. Sorry for grammatical errors.
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 28/04/2026
Me, my sister, and my boo lol
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Flint Swift @flint-swift.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
“Oh, do you think he was referring to you?”
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Flint Swift @flint-swift.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I need some of God’s strongest soldiers to praise for it to happen. You know what it is. Preferably with the next few hours but I’ll settle for a few days.
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This is why it's important authors read a lot, Murakami has no idea this has been done already
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✨🤎 esmeralda grand 🤎✨ @abra-cadouglas.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
“smb” she COOKED!!! “where’s the link” “where’s the link” “where’s the link” LMAOOO💀💀💀
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Flint Swift @flint-swift.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Tucker Carlson is a bitch and will always be a bitch.
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Vinson Loves Comics @vinsonlovescomics.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I was going to read a comic, but paid my taxes and now just wanna go lay down 😭
LISTEN, SPIDER-MAN... I'VE GOT MONEY WITH ME. LET ME GO AND IT'S YOURS.

THANKS BUT NO. THAT'D JUST PUT ME IN A HIGHER TAX BRACKET.
I CAN DODGE BULLETS, BUT NOT THE IRS.
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Shane M. Bailey @shanembailey.com · 19/12/2024
I was just asked in an email but to give everyone an idea of my prices... I digitally color over a scan of the original pencils or inks (inks are preferable for the best results) and then provide a flattened tiff file back for printing, along with a png or jpg for sharing online.
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Marsh @morsche.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
she’s just the coolest
Hayley Williams crouched in between other people in the background. She’s wearing a beige jacket, light pink bandana, rose colored sunglasses, gold rings with green pendants, and has blond hair
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Random Man James @jamesds.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Flint Swift @flint-swift.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The Anglos at my job love to hate on Beyoncé for some reason but their most listened to artist at the end of the year is Worgan Mallen so I know how they voted for sure.
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Journee @journee.blacksky.app · 08/04/2026
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U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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JJ @jjfroggy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Read this book.
Message
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/03/2026
Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and watch this video. “It seems like there’s a lack of diversity here today, and it’s mostly people who look like you and me, and I just…?” This lady’s response is🔥
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Borneo Jimmy @borneojimmy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Words to live by, from John Waters.
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Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 18/03/2026
A poem: i wish knowledge was water so that my body would retain it *snap* *snap*
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Nerd Girl Says @rachaelconrad.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Taylor Swift this. Sabrina Carpenter that. Where are all of my Carly Rae girlies at.
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Flint Swift @flint-swift.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Before I sign off for a long time, as King Von put said, "If you ain't got no gun, you better get you one."
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.
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Sleepingirl | חוה שושנה @sleepingirl.info · 26/12/2025
I recommend extremely highly "take a bunch of edibles and listen to Yes: Close to the Edge"
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Flint Swift @flint-swift.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I'm gonna start telling Trump supporters that he would raw dog their preteen daughter and you'd suggest your full size bed.
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Wuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Being vulnerable
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Flint Swift @flint-swift.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
You would think that Jesus Christ was on the Epstein List with how Republicans are going to the ends of the Earth to stop its release. Then again, their Personal Jesus is on it so that makes sense.
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Scott Hanselman 🌮 @scott.hanselman.com · 18/11/2024
My son: "Is Beyoncé Marvel or DC?"
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Roman Piso @romanpiso.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Carl Sagan on why books are human’s greatest invention:
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Flint Swift @flint-swift.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
You get what you vote for.
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Flint Swift @flint-swift.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
What’s up? Just wanted to drop in and say fuck this administration and fuck MAGA. That’s all. Have an awesome Sunday!
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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Worlds Best Cat Dad 👨 @whiskey88.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I love this painting, Monet is my favourite.
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Flint Swift @flint-swift.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Madre y Los Hermanos
A mother cat laying down with her three kittens.
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Pumpkin Spice-1 @peasyrawlins.blacksky.app · 30/04/2025
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Living in a world of opinionaires 🇱🇷 @swagnificent.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Then when Kendrick hit them with the two piece “Euphoria “ they started bitching 😂😂😂
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Flint Swift @flint-swift.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Just patiently waiting for a obituary. Any day now....
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Flint Swift @flint-swift.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I'm about to become a radical.
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Ms. Misanthrope 🇺🇸 @lilmsmisanthrope.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Try not to laugh.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Opinion | I am a Republican because I believe in traditional family values. Here's why I support a government run by two men who between them have 19 children by 8 different women.
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Flint Swift @flint-swift.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
#caturday chillin
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