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Flattus Maximus

@flattus.vanadiel.network
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Video Games | Hockey (LGRW) | Music~Vinyl | Bariatric Journey | Hate politics 🚫 FFXI: Flattus @ Bahamut (COR, SAM, WAR, BLU, WHM(in training)) FFXIV: Flattus Maximus - Leviathan Co-founder of the #AzureSkies linkshell Equality rules 🏳️‍🌈

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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 30/09/2026
No only do Michigan sports suck, all my favorite bands usually skip Michigan completely when they tour Bad time to be a Michigan
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 30/09/2026
Still too much honestly
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 29/09/2026
Commenting for when the trade happens and we acquire Petr Mrazek in return
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Fire Emblem: Tres Leches @zyphira.vanadiel.network · 25/09/2026
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 25/09/2026
Primetime was such a shit movie. How do you ruin To Catch a Predator so bad
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 25/09/2026
Turnover in the press box
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Wow, I'm Spinning!
ALT: Wow, I'm Spinning!
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 25/09/2026
People are still going to buy both Which is why we have to pay $70 for games now
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 21/09/2026
I understand this may hurt you but I could not risk having you miss this
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 21/09/2026
@resaae.vanadiel.network knock knock
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Steve Kornacki: Let's See What Happens
ALT: Steve Kornacki: Let's See What Happens
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 16/09/2026
It is weird that you are getting them in Indiana. Do they think you'll come vote in Michigan?
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 16/09/2026
I think I have yet to see a pro el-sayed. I assume he's smart enough to realize commercials only sway dumb boomers His slander commercials are hilarious, regardless of being annoying
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 15/09/2026
Disgusting jersey but that's my BOY
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 13/09/2026
Kasaioni_new.pdf
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 11/09/2026
More like Dylan Fartin
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⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
R.I.P. Tim Curry. He's finally escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... Heaven. Thank you for everything, Tim Curry.
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 25/08/2026
You took a good one, now take the bad one. RIP Dolly
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 24/08/2026
I really want this printed and framed on my wall. It's so good!
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 20/08/2026
It went well, I think I've got a very good chance
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 20/08/2026
Ez, I accept the offer of Detroit Red Wings gravy manager
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 20/08/2026
I'll do it, what do I need?
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 18/08/2026
Masayoshi Soggen when
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 13/08/2026
Champions of Norrath changed my life
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 13/08/2026
Souls games I know "gitgud" but clunky and hard is not fun
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 12/08/2026
I don't know the outcome but I'm safe to assume they did this
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 10/08/2026
Open our friggin server
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 27/07/2026
stonks
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 26/07/2026
Rough start to the day but Bowling for Soup is on now. All is well
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 25/07/2026
I did not know of Yelawolf and I can't say I was a fan
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 25/07/2026
Bastion is so goofy
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Patrick Kane is back where he belongs 🚮
Into the trash can you go
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 15/07/2026
Lil Bert is in town baybeee
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 15/07/2026
Steve Byezerman
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 07/07/2026
When can I download this?
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 07/07/2026
See that world? That's what being a Detroit Red Wings fan is like
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 05/07/2026
Bepis is a flat line Cocla is syrup
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 05/07/2026
The funny cheese treats with absolutely no pill in them, have been dispensed. If you missed yours, may the odds be ever in your favor
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 04/07/2026
It's a Trazodone party tonight and you're invited to the makeshift sensory room
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Going with my mum to the supermarket and this meme pops into my head every time. I’m 54.
The famous Slipknot backstage meme. A normal looking person chatting to a man in a mask A shorter man in a more elaborate monster mask looks at the camera. They are captioned me, my mum talking for twenty minutes, some person we bumped into at the shops.
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Chris Fredda 🩷💜💙 @seeyouinnj.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
In response to PlayStation going full-digital, Nintendo’s next console should go back to using big, gray cartridges that are mostly empty space and feel really satisfying to push into a slot.
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 02/07/2026
I've been diving back into PS2 myself, lots of good nostalgia
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 02/07/2026
With people spending $80+ for GTA VI, Game prices are only going to soar and quality will continue to decline
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 02/07/2026
My PC backlog alone can last me for a few years so I think I'll be ok for a bit. I've been a Sony person all my life but I think I'm good on them now
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 02/07/2026
They're going to have to make REALLY good DRM because I will not be purchasing any new games
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Larx Arcanum @larxarcanum.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Alright pack it up it's illegal to be gay again
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 01/07/2026
Never seen something more true lol
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 01/07/2026
It sucks. Buying games used to be fun and exciting with art and booklets
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Flattus Maximus @flattus.vanadiel.network · 01/07/2026
Digital gaming is a bleak future
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