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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026

Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough theonion.com/soybean-wishes-it-coul…

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

"Earth Day Sale". Sit with it. Feel how it feels to meld those 2 concepts together.

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 21/04/2026

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Why won't anyone tell me why there's no root beer flavored ice cream? How deep in big soda are we getting?

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Internally: "I get some pricier gyms have staff to wipe down the equipment, but this is the Y, baby! We all do our part to support each other bc we're a community! INDIVIDUALISM IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!" *Sparta kick into the abyss that opened during my righteous monolog* IRL: *cursed glare*

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Look, I think the prison system is fucked and that people deserve humane conditions while incarcerated. But reading these headlines about these soft celebrities bitching about suffering while incarcerated makes me question these beliefs. Should we being back torture devices?

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SMART Elections @smartelections.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

#RocklandCounty update We are working really hard to find anyone who voted for #Kamala #Harris in the districts where zero votes were reported for her. Please share. Thank you for all your support!

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

How is there not yet a product that changes the taste of jizz?? Blueberry cobbler gobbler. Banana split on it. Milk me, honey. Nut butter. And for the savory fans, turkey stuffing. #grossbutfunny #entrepreneurial

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

imagine having the power to stop unimaginable suffering and being like “nah”

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

You haven't lived until you've stuffed your moisturizing cream into a travel size bottle with a butter knife

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

It's ~so~ strange...the closer I am to this strip mall, the slower my mobile data gets. 100 ft away- no issue, 20 ft away- nothing loads. Coincidence or conspiracy? Something about concrete/metal/5g waves or corporations forcing us to connect to their wifi and steal more of our data? Someone explain

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

I absolutely hate how bad search engines are now.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

What's worse: people laughing at you after doing something silly or people not laughing at you after doing something silly?

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

An alarming portion of my workout Playlist is about butts.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

My grandma used to boil a week's worth of potatoes from their garden and keep them in the fridge for easy snack or just easier dinner prep. I wonder if she knew?

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Here's what I want: 1) weekly news summary on ONE day every week 2) news summary to be organized into categories: a) topic b) level of rage bait c) political bias spectrum. Does this exist already?

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

When I find something healthy that's very delicious, I want to eat it all the time. Fast forward to me over-doing it and burning out on said food. I won't eat it for years of ever again. What a world we live in.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

You know those vaudevillian bits where it's just hilarious accident after hilarious accident? I want that to happen to trump in front of a huge crowd on live TV.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

The red tic tacs in the fruity mixture are so delightful. Please release just that flavor #tictac #redflavour

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

GRIPE. I have NEVER been upset about unused organizational tools in an rpg game's UI. I have, however, many times, quit a game over not enough organizational elements in an rpg game's UI. NEVER TOO ORGANIZED. I don't want to use a notepad to keep track of something the game easily could for me.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I keep encountering people who assume that I don't pay attention bc i don't want to talk politics with them. And the reason is usually bc they are so deep in the rage bait and there's no convincing them to disengage just for a little bit.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

One of my least favorite plot devices in gaming is Guess The Plot. Looking at you Expedition 33. I came to live in your story for awhile, i feel like I'm doing the heavy lifting.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Don't don't apply to chapped skin? Double negative? I get why people don't trust this product/company, can't even make a coherent do and don'ts list

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

"He [Tim Dillon] told his detractors to 'get over it,' adding, 'So what if they have slaves, they're paying me enough to look the other way.'" Here's your bad publicity, you absolute shit stain of a human.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

I will always find the love triangle in Love Actually creepy af and I'm honestly unsure how it's avoided being labeled at problematic.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Is there a specific condition where a person is able to remember lyrics to another song while listening to a different song?

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

If people don't cheer my death than this was all for nothing

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Most times I wish aliens would start attacking so we could all have a common enemy and work together. But who tf am I kidding, it would be just at divisive as anything else.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I finally watched my states' football team play a full game for the first time in over a decade. It really lost it's luster for me. The amount of injuries was really devastating. Empathy makes it hard to watch football.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Ride share has gotten out of hand

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

You can never be too safe when driving. *puts on condom*

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

I've seen too many articles use GTA 6 as a synonym for "game of the year" to know GTA 6 is going to be a massive disappointment.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Has an appropriate amount of time passed so we can all stop pretending norm mcdonald wasn't an absolute fuckwad of a person and also not funny?

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

My drag persona is a werewolf influencer called Lycan Subscribe.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

WHY IS YOUTUBE ADVERTISING ABU DABI BACK TO BACK TO FUCKING BACK ALL DAY

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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I just heard someone i know with 0 self awareness, 0 empathy, and 0 tact just recommend everyone use [AI service] to help write emails bc it helps soften their tone. More evidence that consumer AI is for sociopaths and narcissists.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Some rural places still do this, Google maps ain't always right and mobile data ain't always available. You wouldn't catch any of the old schoolers with GPS.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Learn how to talk to your fucking kids about topics out of the norm. Being gay isn't rated R, it's a very simple conversation and I guarantee your kid only wants a simple 1 or 2 sentence answer.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Look, "distraction" sounds like one thing is more important than the other. I like the term "flood the zone" bc it's all fucking bad but it's definitely meant to overwhelm and distract people from taking action. The mental energy required to engage has been jacked way tf up and that's the point.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Full grown adults that say things like "for every vegan, I will double my meat intake to make up the difference" should be taken out back and shot...with my prayers, amen.

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Barbara Neuhoff @barbaraneuhoff.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

After growing up with a mother whose love language was arguing, I don't want to talk about politics with you. I am not the one.

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Jawdra Fundee @flatbaroque.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

There is something so deliciously satisfying when women with "not-like-other-girls", "I-only-have-guy-friends", internalized-misogyny- competition complexes give birth to all baby girls....Nevermind, I think it might be depressing.

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