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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dune 3 feature my son for the role of worm
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Is it okay still for a young man to eat rice “the old fashioned way?”
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
All Irish go to heaven
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The mariners just called and are having my 6 year old flown out to pitch for them in tomorrows game.
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Becoming #keto in honor of my #uncle who was killed in the #war
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
People are all scared of getting diarrhea from eating vegetables… why would I give a FUCK? I drink vodka every day and haven’t shit solid in 19 years. #custodybattle
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham, never one to be upstaged by his longtime rival Mitch McConnell, chose to die tonight
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My moronic child brought home 10,000 ants he found around a sewer grate. Now I have to take care of 10,000 ants. I’m never going to be able to finish my fucking screenplay now
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Decided I’m going to get into commercial dredging as a hobby
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Idk my sons been eating this dead chicken in the yard for like three days
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Can babies eat raw chicken
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’ve emailed Dojacat and I’ve asked her to please stop
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
GOOD NEWS FOR THE FATTEST MAN IN TOWN (ME): A LOT OF WOMEN ARE ABOUT TO BE IN LEGAL TROUBLE
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Would like to piblically state that this WAS NOT my fault most likely
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Would love for my step-son to catch “EBOLA”
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I can’t help but notice that a lot of kind folks are getting “EBOLA” these days
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My EX-GIRLFRIEND has AUTISM
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
hole patrol
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The Cousin Wars
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
He was accidentally electrocuted while swimming in a Best Western swimming pool
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Just got hired as ceo of Funyuns. Ten year plan: Funyuns that actually have an onion ring inside
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Fucked up they made this young child go on TV with known sex pest Aziz Ansari. Only in New York! #epsteinfiles
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Wife is pissed I’m trying to bring my hand sling to her parents house for Sunday dinner. They got big acres where the fuck else am I supposed to practice launching rocks? Fucking the park that I’m banned from?
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Just found out about some fucking war in UKRAINE?
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
My uncle texted me that it’s gonna be a gen 3 blood moon tonight
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
23 more of years and I can move in with my awful son until I die
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Got my 500th email of the week telling me to kill my self from my boss/coworkers
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Audrey Plaza is pregnant
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Wife wants to me leave me because I quit my office job to start living life as Greaser
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My name Is Tiger woods and the only thing I love more than golf or my kids is crashing the absolute fuck out of my car while drunk/on pills as hell
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
From the desk of FiveWayLogJam: “I’d rather date a flat earther than a flat asser” Send tweet
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Cousin on cousin violence
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I’m the guy who had the idea to make Snape be black and I get more death threats than God
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Me sending my 6 year Old son to war in Iran
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
My six year old’s school got confused and instead of putting him a bus to go home they put him on one of those big marine boats going to Iran. My son is going to war. Gonna be a nice weekend for me
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My son’s doctor said we need to put him (he’s 6 btw) on the Home Depot diet. It’s where I only feed him food I can buy at a Home Depot. This post is sponsored by @homedepotofficial.bsky.social
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
My cousin got my 6 year old son a deck hand job on a oil tanker ship in Kuwait. He just called me and said his ship go fucking torpedoed! Oh well
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
As far as I know we arent supposed to be making depictions of him??
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
My 6 year old son ate an onion that’s been on my kitchen floor for 18 months #UGH
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Mixed news: Nickelodeon producer Dan Schneider has been hit by a SCUD missile while on set of a new production in Eastern Iraq #avengeDan
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
TV Show: the Ozmepic Challenge. Three 400lb Americans are judges, and they each get a team of 5 chefs. Each judge takes ozempic and their teams prepare meals for them. At the end of episode each of the judges gets weighed and whoever loses the most lb loses a member of their team until one chef left
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Signing up for ARMY so I can go to IRAN WAR so I can escape my ANNOYING AS SHIT 6 YEAR OLD SON
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I’m in the US military and I’m about to make a fortune betting against me surviving a drone strike. The other gamblers don’t know how slow I run
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Learning about about #boats
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Got too drunk on a Tuesday night to write my great American novel… fuck!!!
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
My six most loyal cousins and I have formed a Junta and have occupied and are managing our local McDonald’s to great success, and despite our judicious use of corporal punishment drivethru wait times are down 18%
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
It’s called “alcoholic cirrhosis” and she’s not kidding
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Logjam9️⃣ @fivewaylogjam.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It’s okay don I recognize you’re profile picture
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