Reposted by Moanin’ ObukhovThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows... 174108162038
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 29/09/2026I'm not sure the ice setting was the leading reason why Heated Rivalry was a successful screen adaptation. 030
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 28/09/2026The Dallas Cowboys with classic shit-ass game management when it matters. 000
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 27/09/2026Texas Rangersstatic.klipy.comBarney Stinson Holds 'Hopes and Dreams' SignAlt: Barney Stinson Holds 'Hopes and Dreams' Sign 000
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 27/09/2026www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...cornellsun.comEDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We WillThe Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies. 001
Reposted by Moanin’ ObukhovIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I find it fascinating that so many estranged parents view the estrangement as an incident, not as a process. So it's forums full of Boomers going "She stopped talking to me because I said her haircut was bad! She's so UNREASONABLE!", when, in reality, they've been shitting on their kid for decades. 21809287
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 25/09/2026Wire deserves the #1 spot. Sopranos getting left off because 13 of the 86 episodes were in 1999 is silly. Anti-animation bias is sad. Unserious. 000
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 25/09/2026I’d say I’m undecided, then give a bunch of answers that indicate I’m decided, but say I’m still undecided. 260
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 24/09/2026Meta expands their Pervert Glasses product line with the new Pervert Pendant. 031
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 23/09/2026“According to the nationwide recall alert, Star Meat Delivery Inc., located in Lucama, N.C., is recalling the meat, which officials said is labeled with a false USDA mark of inspection.” fox8.com/news/massive...fox8.comMassive meat recall on beef, pork and more: USDAThe U.S. Department of Agriculture has announced a massive meat recall on more than 167,000 pounds of of raw pork, beef, and goat products that officials said were produced without the benefit of f… 011
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 23/09/2026They're going to give us what Christopher Nolan did not with Polyphemus 000
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 22/09/2026The state capturing academic freedom is fascism. I look forward to this creep being prosecuted. 030
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 20/09/2026It's sad that the defense gets dragged into this mess by the offense. OU defense is tied for 4th in pts/game and 9th in total yards/game (3rd in passing yards/game). It is embarrassing to again waste a title-caliber defense on whatever it is this offense is doing. 030
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 20/09/2026Resident Evil was great. It really captured the framing and feelings that I had when playing the video game as a kid. I laughed more than I thought I would. The director nailed it. 100
Reposted by Moanin’ ObukhovDilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽♀️ 159167194681
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 19/09/2026There are so many terrible layers to this composition that it cannot be accidental. 000
Reposted by Moanin’ ObukhovJason Leopold @jasonleopold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026HUGE EXCLUSIVE from @bloomberg.com Inside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian School Pentagon investigators discovered that flawed intel, outdated imagery & overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab 🎁 www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...bloomberg.comInside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian SchoolPentagon investigators have discovered that flawed intelligence, outdated imagery and an overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab. 11026681406
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comChristopher Walken's Iconic Kiss GestureALT: Christopher Walken's Iconic Kiss Gesture 020
Reposted by Moanin’ ObukhovNicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy! 180140426455
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comJames Ngcobo: I Don't Understand What The Problem IsAlt: James Ngcobo: I Don't Understand What The Problem Is 000
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 16/09/2026I’ve gone to Not Your Average Joe near campus several times. I always felt good about supporting their business since they give jobs to our differently abled neighbors. If this is true, it makes me so fucking angry. Hell is not hot enough. 010
Reposted by Moanin’ ObukhovSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I, personally, would never want Ms. Rachel to be disappointed in me. 262861295
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 14/09/2026Happy to have Furcast Weather ready for iOS 27 on day one! I'm widgeted out. I had to make a preview gallery for testing, which contained more than 10,000 images between the different devices, widget types, weather conditions, and displayed data. Whew. More stuff in the pipeline! 020
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 14/09/2026Apple’s iCloud Private Relay masks your IP address/location. The Bluesky app then thinks I’m in a different state — one that requires age verification. Their solution is for me to share personal details with some third-party. Or I can share my location with their app. Or disable Private Relay. LOL. 030
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 11/09/2026Hunter S. Thompson seemed to nail what would happen. This from Sept 12, 2001: www.espn.com/espn/page2/s... This from Sept 18, 2001: www.espn.com/page2/s/thom... 120
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 11/09/2026Living through anniversaries of momentous events in my life has made clear how full of shit history must be. People like this rewrite and simplify events to fit what makes them feel good in the current moment. This bond was a lust to kill brown folks, and we’re still paying the price for that lust. 1100
Reposted by Moanin’ Obukhovandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 10/09/2026Answering all my doctor's questions with "that's a great question" 181203194
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 10/09/2026Without delving into the technical details about Apple's implementation and whether the feature is inherently good or bad, Mr. Pak's reaction (not an outlier) shows it doesn't matter. People do not trust tech companies and they don't like the idea of other people opting them into surveillance. 110
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 10/09/2026Happy to send dude on a quick trip to Block Town, U.S.A. for making veiled homophobic remarks about the GOP midterm convention in Dallas. You can note that the party is filled with people who lie and harm others while they themselves would be their own target without mocking our LGBTQ+ neighbors. 040
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 08/09/2026If the ~1,000 U.S. billionaires each paid a paltry $1 billion on average from their ill-gotten wealth built on the backs of, and hoarded from, the average American, that’s worth $1 trillion. 051
Reposted by Moanin’ ObukhovFurcast Weather @furcastweather.com · 07/09/2026Furcast v1.0.3 is out. It's a small, focused update that adds support for a large widget called Outlook. It also contains some miscellaneous polish. <whispers>If you like widgets (and iOS/macOS 27 support), version 1.1 is just for you (out in a week or two). furcastweather.com/news/furcast... 001
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 07/09/2026As poet laureate Marshall Bruce Mathers III said in “Killshot”, his poignant piece that explored human grievance, “I gotta wake up Labor Day to this?” 000
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 04/09/2026Damnit. My family and I loved this show. Nic Cage and the rest of the cast were awesome. 020
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 04/09/2026The people of Pennsylvania aren’t getting their money’s worth. The text messages between he and staff are something else. Oof. 🎁 🔗 www.wsj.com/politics/pol...wsj.comBehind Closed Doors, John Fetterman Shows Little Interest in the Work of a SenatorThe first-term senator, poised to be a possible swing vote, churns through staff as he alienates fellow Democrats and defends Israel. 000
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 02/09/2026this is why I subscribe—not because they're perfect, but because they are willing to say the obvious thing out loud. 020
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 02/09/2026Same. In fairness, 3/4 of the contributors more than make up for the last 1/4. 000
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 01/09/2026You know what would be easier than every one of my kids’ grade levels and extracurriculars having parents do fundraisers??? — just funding schools and valuing kids. 2130
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 01/09/2026Bluesky's trending algorithm is really on things today. 010
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 01/09/2026I was happy to ship this before the iOS/macOS 27 madness in a few weeks. Cool new menu bar feature on Mac and some nice polish on iOS. More to come! 020
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 31/08/2026"I used Chatgbt to hopefully create something useful to increase tornado production times"static.klipy.comRon Swanson Throws Computer in DumpsterAlt: Ron Swanson Throws Computer in Dumpster 040
Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 30/08/2026The rich folks have spent their lives dehumanizing everyone who feeds their financial greed, trying to convince them that normal things are luxuries so they can overcome the scarcity of scale. “Our data centers are failing. What to do, what to do? I know, they should stop drinking water”. 020
