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Moanin’ Obukhov

@fivethirds.net
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Used to be a scientist. Maybe still am. Connoisseur of memes and existential dread.

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Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 18/09/2026
Sopranos scene where two guys are trying to shakedown a shop owner for "protection" fees.
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Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 16/09/2026
I’ve gone to Not Your Average Joe near campus several times. I always felt good about supporting their business since they give jobs to our differently abled neighbors. If this is true, it makes me so fucking angry. Hell is not hot enough.
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Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 15/09/2026
CAROL!
• SELECT YEAR
2026 - 78th Emmy Awards
• SELECT CATEGORY
Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama
Series
WINNER
Rhea Seehorn
as Carol Sturka
Pluribus
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Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 15/09/2026
PATRICIA!
• SELECT YEAR
2026 - 78th Emmy Awards
• SELECT CATEGORY
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A
Comedy Series
WINNER
Kate O'Flynn as Patricia
Widow's Bay
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Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 13/09/2026
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Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 11/09/2026
It was one of the most overwhelming places I've visited (March 2022), alongside the Oklahoma City Bombing Memorial here at home.
A lone tree is protected. It has no leaves. A sign that reads No Day Shall Erase You From The Memory of Time - Virgil
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Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 01/09/2026
Bluesky's trending algorithm is really on things today.
Screenshot from Bluesky trending page, saying "Reports point to John Ternus as a possible successor to Tim Cook amid Apple's
Al push" even though he's CEO today.Screenshot of trending screen. Trending
1. Times Square stabbing incident 2.
Apple CEO succession speculation
3. Russia intensifies drone strikes on Kyiv
4. USPS mail ballot handling scrutiny
5. Sony argues digital games not owned
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Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 24/08/2026
<Turns head to camera> Oh! Hello, there! My wife and I just released an app called Furcast. It's weather with character. The app transforms the weather into a pixel-art world that changes with the sky. Original human-made art. Thoughtful privacy. Built for all. furcastweather.com/news/hello-f...
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Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 07/08/2026
YOUR family has my utmost respect, especially your MOM written in the style of the NOW that's what I call MUSIC album covers. Blue trippy background behind yellow text with purple border.
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Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 06/08/2026
I’ll give them an idea for free: Consider changing your website so it isn’t dogshit.
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Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 05/08/2026
this was fun!
If we strip away the grass, mowing is really just a path of connected squares. You mowed this lawn in 49 moves. The most
efficient path is just 49 moves. You were 100.0% efficient.
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Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 20/07/2026
Kendrick Lamar, wearing jeans, a coat, and backward hat, looking directly at the camera during his Super Bowl performance where he bodied Drake.
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Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 20/07/2026
man struggles with mommy issues.
Movie poster for Psycho. It is raining and the leading woman and man are featured prominently on the cover.
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Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 10/07/2026
Hang it in the Louvre!
A man in a white hat. It reads “DogshitTelecom.biz”. He’s sitting at a microphone, saying “I don’t know”.
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Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 27/08/2025
honored.
THE LARGE EDDY TROUBLEMAKING SHITPOSTER AWARD
Moanin' Obukhov
For inspiring students by reminding them that even goobers can find a career in science
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Moanin’ Obukhov @fivethirds.net · 11/07/2025
i was once on a very long walk in 2017 and was reading news on my phone. i looked up to see that a group of goats had gathered and were now following me. they ended up harassing me for a mile.
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