fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I've found my reply to Michael Spicer: 1111
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Life lessons from Ian Fiveankles. . . 86818
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Everything you can expect from the World Cup Opening Ceremony. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): uppbeat.io/t/benjamin-b... License code: JVYDUZB9GVWKNVC5 98026
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 09/06/2026More nations than ever are taking part in this world cup, and it's going to be hot as balls. 2517
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Trying to impress Denise, though not sure I've quite chosen the right song. . . . 1230
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The latter stages of the Champions' League, so naturally everyone is talking about Manchester United. Taken from "The Ian Fiveankles Show" 36119
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 01/04/2026"If Somalia bought Fulham, I'd forgive them all the piracy, I really would." 79017
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Insights from Steve "Bouldy" Bould as to why Arsenal are so hated right now. With unbiased interview from yours truly. 44511
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Good to see the President consulting Luis Suárez on the Middle East. He'll get his teeth into this, for sure. 3101
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 13/02/2026If football was a foreign exchange programme from the 1980s. 1120
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 29/10/2025In advance of a live appearance this evening in Bethnal Green (tickets here: backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/?...) I am reminded of another speaking engagement a few years ago: 3272
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Dishing the dirt. On myself. #Fiveankles #PrincessAnne #Football 1242
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 24/09/20252. Sent off playing for Leyton Orient for “unsporting behaviour” after insisting on playing the second half under one of those golfing umbrella hats. Because it was drizzling and I’d just had my barnet done. 2131
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 15/08/2025The Premier League is back! Liverpool will concede. Bournemouth are the wasps in the picnic basket of football. Plus, why I hate Rod f@$%ing Wallace. . . 0235
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Ian's take on Juventus being in the Oval Office as President Trump talks about the possibility of bombing Iran. 2225
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 20/05/2025An important announcement ahead of the Europa League Final. . . 1115
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 29/04/2025“Liverpool’s title win completes Premier League Fibonacci sequence”. . .bloody hell, football analysis has come a long way since Andy Townsend’s Tactic Truck, where he’d sit in a car park and bark his appreciation of professional fouls. 3154
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Are YOU a paid up member of the Gu Ramekin-hoarding tofu-eating wokerati? T-shirt available now! www.podcastmerch.co.uk/exploding-he... 020
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Popped my cherry with Denise back in the early 90s round the back of the Bromley FC burger van. This is where I come when I’m feeling nostalgic. #BROMLEYvGRIMSBY 5303
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Bournemouth’s Andoni Iraola does a great job: encouraging direct, attacking football, having a team be solid at the back, and playing a no-good double-crosser in Raiders Of The Lost Ark. #ManyTalents 0202
fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Nottingham Forest riding high, I've got "I Will Survive" on the record player, I'm watching "Dukes Of Hazard" on the youtube, it's like I'm 8 years old all over again. (I would have got my cardboard Death Star out, but Denise sat on it mid-Zumba). 170
