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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Let Ian's poetic misery soothe your aching souls. . . or sumfink like dat
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ian with a scoop on the World Cup Opening Ceremony. . .
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ian's in America
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Denise, are you watching?
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Football pundits on the re-emergence of the long throw. . .
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Fiveankles helps to keep Manchester United in the news cycle.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Former professional footballer turned current pundit Ian Fiveankles on sports washing:
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Football pundits when there's a tight offside call...
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Ian Fiveankles gets to the heart of all the Arsenal hatred. . .
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
"The War in Iran was started by WOKES!" Colin from Portsmouth says that the war is a ruse by carbon neutral lobbyists to put up the price of oil so we all start investing in green energy.
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Jason @jasonoflondon.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
"Any one of us is two missed pay cheques from having to live in Sandringham" 😂
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[seasonal] pacanukeha❌ @pacanukeha.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
"Any one of us is two missed pay cheques from having to live in Sandringham" - @explodingheads.bsky.social :chef's kiss: #ColinFromPortsmouth www.youtube.com/watch?v=W59C...
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I'm Shocked! Peter Mandelson Seemed Like Such A Decent Bloke!
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
"I'm shocked, Anthony! Peter Mandelson and Prince Andrew seemed like such stand up, decent blokes!" Colin from Portsmouth can't believe the Epstein findings.
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Sock Council @sockcouncil.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Don;t really understand why this is a thing but it is brilliant 😂
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
POV Abraham Lincoln invites you to the theatre.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Should we ban the over 65s from social media? The government are considering banning the elderly from social media as their brains haven't properly developed. But is a ban a step too far?
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
"Let's invade Belgium." "All I'm saying is we pop over, we take it and we call it Greater Kent."
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Stockley Park - the VAR period drama coming to ITV 1
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
"They've made the school nativity play WOKE 😡😡" Colin from Portsmouth.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
"Nigel Farage is the ghost of Christmas Future!" Colin from Portsmouth is on the line.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Stop forcing rainbows down our throats, says Colin from Portsmouth
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
So how's the AI going?
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Ian showing his age, again.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Should players be booed at their former clubs?
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
"it's always the fault of the migrants. Except when it isn't." Colin from Portsmouth thinks we should blame immigrants for things before they even happen.
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fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
In advance of a live appearance this evening in Bethnal Green (tickets here: backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/?...) I am reminded of another speaking engagement a few years ago:
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
In a post truth world we are delighted to announce we now have 10 million followers.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
"I painted a St George's Cross on a roundabout. What have YOU done for this country?"
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Colin from Portsmouth on Epping Forest
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
The media every time Wrexham play
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Ian looks ahead to Liverpool v Bournemouth. . .
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Breaking News: 500 absolute wrong'uns arrested:
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Man United are dark horses this year. All they need to do is fix the defence, sort out the midfield, learn how to score goals again, adopt a coherent tactical system and completely overhaul the dressing room mentality, according to Ian @fiveankles.bsky.social
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The guy who invented coffee
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
"Jeremy Corbyn starting a new party? Who is he? Oliver Cromwell? He might as well be standing over King Prince Charles and Diana II and urinating on them! That's how much he hates our country!" Colin from Portsmouth on Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana's new party.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Becoming Reform UK to stave off the threat of Reform UK
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Mark's been messing about with some AI image generating. . .
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
"It's not climate change. It's called WEATHER."
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Rate everything! Review everything! All the time.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Mark's AI Assistant is a supremely talented moron. . .
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
God just realised you can buy us a monthly coffee on Kofi. Like a continual show of support for some bloody hard hitting political satire. Just 3 quid a month could topple trump. Not suggesting you go ahead and do it but what a feature! ko-fi.com/explodingheads
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
When online tech support goes too far. . .
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
"I never said Brexit would be easy" says politician who definitely said Brexit would be easy.
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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The Exploding Heads @explodingheads.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Colin from Portsmouth on Starmer's nothing like rivers of blood speech.
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