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@fitzsi.bsky.social
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social I will adopt your son
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve decided to measure my self worth in something more stable and logical, like how many times people from my high school remember me per week
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They ask you riddles at the goodwill checkout counter now
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just sold someone a Jpegmafia tour shirt for $10, found it on the street outside the venue for free. Sucker.
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
She sense my self till I preservation
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Meatloaf, while delicious, is unfortunately a culinary abomination
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Schmoogorp LLC coming to you fall of 2037
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It sucks that quagmire is more associated with that freak than the natural formation
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The secret lies in Jorth Dakota
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Arm & Hammer Yamaha Collab 88-Key PianoBike with Toothpaste Engine [Baking Soda Colorway]
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Putting all of the commercially available ai in control of identical robots and seeing which one wins the gladiator royale
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Minnesota State Fair: this is a delicacy from Laos, covered in a traditional Somali sauce, with honey crisp apples and 14 pre-colonial ingredients native to the state. Profits support our beautiful boundary waters and loon conservation efforts Wisconsin State Fair: deep fried stick of butter
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
they are giving me too much winning some of this surely must be fake
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Max Brehm-Harem
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Max Brehm-Harlem
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
One must imagine Sisyphus gay
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’m sick of all this variety. Someone standardize everything right now
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
water hell
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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"James" H @love-of-mulch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The mountain pass is dangerous, traveller. It is best to travel with a google maps ✴️ local guide
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Selling everything I own to get a new set of everything I own
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
People keep telling me I can’t jump in the active airplane turbine but when a pigeon does it it’s totally okay
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Everyone should be required to be ugly for a period of time in their life so they are forced to develop a personality
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
There’s a real wet heat today in Minneapolis
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
>oh a new notification >who tf is fuckburgercrabshack >oh it’s max
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I know it not to be the case but I did interpret this as wanting me dead
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gagevsgage.bsky.social @gagevsgage.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
#goodnightcolin
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
What
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Last bluesky on the timeline was 6 days ago. Absolutely horrific
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Man I love listening to love takes miles. I’m so glad he’s Cameron Spring so that I can still listen to him. Would suck if it were just a winter thing
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#thepicturesfour
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
John/Xian/Johan/Giannis/Giovanni/Iain/Juan John is omnipresent
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I’m gonna do it
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Gonna start naming my songs like people name their cats. Yeah bro Skittle out may 24th
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
What y’all know about this
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Gonna start greeting my friends with a neigh. No one giving year of the horse the respect it deserves
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Absolutely springmogging. Lowkenuinely springmaxxing. Training for the national grass touching championship
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I cannot imagine birthing a child and naming it John. How do so many of us make that decision
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I like going for walks at night because there is no longer the pressure of being the most dripped out mf in the twin cities metro area
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Sludgehammer
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I’m deleting bluesky. HAHA APRIL FOOLS HAHA GOT YOU HAHA 🤭🤭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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"James" H @love-of-mulch.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Everyone in #ecoregion71 🛑 stop ✋posting spring ephemeral flowers. Take a break ⏸️. Those of us in #ecoregion53 are feeling left out
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Photo of the dishpit snowman seconds before he was artfully sliced in half via coworker Emily
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Professional musician btw
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Alien Cocktail Bar: Gleemus Gleepus Flidstaa Prok Oimee Graff Tlagoo Hoork Vasony Jorp
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
one cyber truck contains the evil of a thousand Kia souls
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Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
wanna bluesky but i have nothing to bluesky about. the world is cruel
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I do not need liquor because I have “Try as I May” by Cameron Winter to cope
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