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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

much to gain much to lose. someone should put a rat on my head to steer my life in the right direction

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

no yk what this is human idc what our nonexistent label is

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

hmmmmm realistically i should not be missing her this bad someone break a plank on my skull

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

so often i see into a cute lil window and i miss living in an aartment i miss having roommates i miss living in milwaukee i miss smoking weed i miss having a formulaic goal in finishing school i miss my friends that no longer live here i desperately miss how it used to be

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

things ive been saying to myself lead climbing and thinking ab how i feel ab her

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

why did I name this account FuckBurgerCrabShack genuinely what was going through my head

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

at work thinking about playing for honor got me moaning and creamy

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

this is so strange and sometimes confusing time limit relationship but i fuck with it. if she’s the one we’ll find our way back to each other and if not, shit it was a lot of fun while it lasted

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

heres a thirst trap because yk what im a bad bitch. fuck you

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the goal of this account is to have no drafts just bang its in my brain its being posted. that being said there are some drafts in here that may never see the light of day

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

giving myself a nic addiction for fun at 25 years old because i love being a Real Fucking Idiot

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

cut the brakes on my chud son’s car 😂😂 that sucker is goin straight off the bridge in his 97 Ford Whatever on his drive to work lmao

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

the piece of glass lodged in my thumb has started whispering to me like the green goblin mask

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

when she texts me I giggle and blush and kick my feet and throw up and pass out and hit my head and get a concussion and

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FuckBurgerCrabShack now open for Business @ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

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