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@fitzsi.bsky.social
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
White feed
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@ifuckinghategnomes.bsky.social I will adopt your son
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Am I having a stroke
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am worth so much
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve decided to measure my self worth in something more stable and logical, like how many times people from my high school remember me per week
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You clearly have many
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Future employers please look here
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cryptic
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
View again
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maybe if you liked them I could stop
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They ask you riddles at the goodwill checkout counter now
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Okay yes then
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am busy today I’m sorry
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just sold someone a Jpegmafia tour shirt for $10, found it on the street outside the venue for free. Sucker.
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
She sense my self till I preservation
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Meatloaf, while delicious, is unfortunately a culinary abomination
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Schmoogorp LLC coming to you fall of 2037
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It sucks that quagmire is more associated with that freak than the natural formation
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Unfortunately heat
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I will have to organize a state visit
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The secret lies in Jorth Dakota
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This one made me laugh out loud again 1.5 months later
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
BOOM!
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Arm & Hammer Yamaha Collab 88-Key PianoBike with Toothpaste Engine [Baking Soda Colorway]
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Putting all of the commercially available ai in control of identical robots and seeing which one wins the gladiator royale
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Minnesota State Fair: this is a delicacy from Laos, covered in a traditional Somali sauce, with honey crisp apples and 14 pre-colonial ingredients native to the state. Profits support our beautiful boundary waters and loon conservation efforts Wisconsin State Fair: deep fried stick of butter
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
they are giving me too much winning some of this surely must be fake
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Max Brehm-Harem
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I am crying now
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Max Brehm-Harlem
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Haha then what 🤭🤭
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
One must imagine Sisyphus gay
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’m sick of all this variety. Someone standardize everything right now
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
water hell
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yeah
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Over?
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
After all I’ve done for bluesky they deprive me of the pictures 5
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ekko R
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Who?
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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"James" H @love-of-mulch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The mountain pass is dangerous, traveller. It is best to travel with a google maps ✴️ local guide
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ant
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Selling everything I own to get a new set of everything I own
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
People keep telling me I can’t jump in the active airplane turbine but when a pigeon does it it’s totally okay
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Everyone should be required to be ugly for a period of time in their life so they are forced to develop a personality
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I do love a crusty filmy heat I have to say
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
There’s a real wet heat today in Minneapolis
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Enchilada Paella 😋😋
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Fitzsi @fitzsi.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
He makes such good ice cream
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