Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026everything does not need a fucking delivery service ive had people come into my work doordashing LADDERS and a SINGLE GATORADE and you can get amc theatre popcorn and fucking clothes GET OFF YOUR ASS 100
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026clairo give me a chance just one chance I hit diamond in over watch 💎 140
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026man i know this guy. Colon Portrait Fits Simians. what a character hahaha 020
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026thats like. not that close i mean in the Gran Skeem of Things sure but it is not almost a spoon man 010
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the yellow vitamin water is kind of like beer in the way that i like it and its yellow and i drink it so its kind of like beer in that way and others 010
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026save me yellow vitamin water mmmmmm yellow gitamin waber 020
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026making her watch me play for honor from my bed while i chop it up with colon fimmtons #awesome 010
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026if i had a friend named Michael I would listen to the song “Me and Michael “ by MGMT,, which I do but maybe more than I do. Is a good snong ✍️ 010
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026they should NOT have let my ass on depop bruh I do not need to spend money on clothes 010
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026clairo please get on bluesky i have questions and inquiries for you clairo clairoooooo 000
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026do you think clairo likes quirked up emotionally vulnerable sensitive white boys in their mid 20s who like playing for honor and have little to life direction 220
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026my dad taught me the wrong way to break ive been braking wrong the entire time 000
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I think Im gonna move to Grest Plynobing for the nightlife 020
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026@fitzsi.bsky.social stop liking your own skies or i am gonna tell my dad 020
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026sometimes I think about that we are ruled by 3rd graders 100
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026guy whose only been to two zoos: so, there’s two kinds of zoos- 031
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026really feeling like i wanna get trepanned. genuinely think they were onto something bet it would fix me 120
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026there is a subtle, yet pervasive, differeniation between Enshittication and Enslopification. In this essay I w 020
Reposted by Max"James" H @love-of-mulch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Yea I'll watch 'supersonic trebuchet' on youtube sounds sweet 042
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026yeah no go ahead name your White Baby Lakota. no yeah thats normal and cool what a good choice. good name for a White Baby 020
Reposted by Maxslopfeast.bsky.social @slopfeast.bsky.social · 05/08/2026That huge crash post groist... 121
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I snap between I Need Companionship Im So Lonely and Leave Me Alone Right Now mode so fast its impressive 000
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026im edmund posting. cant stop me. the edmund fitzgerald lives on in my heart alwahys 120
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026still fuming over jessie’s tomato prank i got fucking tomato pranked. tomato prank me once fuck you 130
Reposted by Max"James" H @love-of-mulch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The mountain pass is dangerous, traveller. It is best to travel with a google maps ✴️ local guide 142
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026finally uploaded my canon photos to my pc and now my background is a picture i took and thats kind of awesome to me 010
Max @horselessman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Ive started saying Sure the Croods in my head when a situation feels like this 010
