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chloe

@firstmatehands.bsky.social
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ofmd, hozier and F+TM fan. 28. she/her. ♠️ #BasingstokeComicCon #SFRoP #TNUC

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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ve never watched criminal minds because I’m scared of pretty much everything. But I keep getting edits on TikTok and now its midnight and my chest feels hollowed out by this hotchreid fic archiveofourown.org/works/854721... , like I can’t explain but I feel so seen by this. It’s beautiful
archiveofourown.org
Statistically Speaking, This Is a Terrible Idea (He Started It) - Chapter 40 - XyloIsCool_71 - Criminal Minds (US TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
some local councillors are fundraising to take the council to court over approving planning permission for hundreds of houses on green belt land that is going to massively effect everyone in the town (it currently takes 1-1.5hrs to drive through town in the morning, along a <2 mile stretch of road)
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Kis @blow-me-a-kis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tbh if you were ever one of those liberals who thought all the racism would die off with the older generation, you're waaaaay too checked out to notice whether or not trans genocide is happening. Like. If you didnt realize racism was alive and well til 2020, you been had your head underground
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the eye acting 😭😭😭
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sam💀 @adhdedteach.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
sleepy izzy doodle. i wonder which of his boyfriends those sweatpants belong to. #ofmdfanart #izzyhands #ofmd
coloured sketch drawing of izzy hands from our flag means death, he's wearing oversized grey sweatpants, black socks and boxers and is nude from the waist up. his hair is messy and he looks tired.
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moderatecitrus/steph (a bird guy) - Wee Con @moderatecitrus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
RNLI once helped my elderly mother when she had a fall in some dangerous sands on a local beach. They're good people who volunteer their time to protect lives without stopping to ask where you came from. Naturally some weirdos don't like this. shop.rnli.org
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the town in live in (north-west) had a councillor spot up at the last by-election (pre-manchester-mayor) &reform won over labour. even more importantly, all the other candidates were actually involved in the community& I had never heard of this man before. He ran on “getting rid of immigrants”.
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
every time I search up a heated rivalry fanfic and see Our Flag Means Death in the author’s previous works it feels like running into a friend-of-a-friend when you’re on holiday in another country 🥹
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
for any OFMD people who are looking to support the RNLI after the recent happenings in portstmouth: they are selling a book of sea shanties and lots of nautical/lighthouse themed memorabilia on their gift shop online. Also could buy your Christmas cards and hampers etc from them
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Our Family Our Fight @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You asked for it, and it’s happening: the fandom Craft Fair is coming BACK! Get ready for our third annual craft extravaganza, running February 19 - 27, 2027!
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Eilís Bean Uí hEochaidh @lisahafey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Please sign! c.org/2cYVw2Pn8v
c.org
Sign the Petition
Suspend Astley Warehouses & Launch Independent Review of Wigan Council Planning Department
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
recycled my izzy hands leather vest to wear to rocky horror picture show last night so I can justify to myself keeping it in my wardrobe even tho there are no ofmd events to wear it to
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“Wes streeting what do you say? How many kids did you kill today?” we’re not messing around as mcr trans pride today
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
why is telly I like such a small world? rewatching Adults cos of the new season coming out. Obv stars Owen theile (In Your Dreams w/ Owen Thiele, where Connor Storrie was a guest,& Peaked w/ CS) & Jack Innanen (who had to turn down S3 of HR for Adults) & who’s in E1? Ksenia Khalamova (Svetlana - HR)
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
always curious when I see it if a man with a hanky is flagging or just a clueless hipster
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
feel like fang would support
My jacket showing 3 badges: one of fang from ofmd, one saying “seize the means of production - diy or die” and one saying “system change, not climate change”
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Nathan Foad reading for Ilya Rozanov live for the Tonsil Hockey Podcast. I actually can’t speak to anyone irl about how much this cracking me up they won’t understand. NATHAN FOAD AS ILYA ROZANOV ….i feel like im losing it
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Bianca Michelle Parker 🏳️‍⚧️📚 @bumblebigirl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Feels bad that a director of a major studio film is perfectly comfortable saying that casting non-white actors is just something you do to look woke and otherwise isn't remotely necessary
variety.com
Andy Serkis Gets Asked Why New ‘Lord of the Rings’ Cast Is All White Actors: ‘I Don’t Think We’ll Be Doing a Politically Correct Casting-for-the Sake-of-Casting Version of the Film’
Andy Serkis' 'The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum' has only announced white actors for its cast, following the lack of diversity in other flms.
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
central manchester (uk) and salford is smoky because of the fire on dovestone moor. Starting to feel like a boiled frog with all these apocalypse-esque boxes being checked off
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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Funny how Save the Children always means harassing queer people and sex workers but never means cleaning out the pedophiles in your church.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
taika follows conor mcgregor on ig
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
today I am seeing CMAT, Lorde, Zara Larsson, Jennie, and Florence and the Machine (loml). I’m so excited. It’s 37°c though and I’m going to be in direct sun all day and I got sunburnt yesterday - pray for me pls 🙏
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WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @waywardaf.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🌈💚🦄🏴‍☠️
A post from Cons Instagram. He's wearing a shirt that says I'm proud of you. Free dad hugs. Free is in raindrops colors and hugs is in the trans flag colors. The caption says have a super fay day you beautiful peeps. #loveislove #pride #youareenough
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
my younger sister has moved to stay near me before she goes back to uni and so she cannot escape my word vomit about The Dark Days before OFMD was renewed for S2 and how much David Z*slav should watch his back for curses and me rambling about the OFMD fandom and cast coalition for S3 renewal
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
im back here
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
ok so 4 day music festival abroad sounded like a good idea until……. Im going to fucking die
Weather report showing 38°c
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
do not believe gerard way is 49 by the way he was flinging himself round the stage last night. they were incredible and post-gig slump is making me emotional
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
found screenshots of me testing the waters about am-I-ace with my best mates 7 YEARS ago. guess who still hasn’t labelled themselves as anything to anyone
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
con just like my instagram message its ok im chill
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Frog🦄 Joe Meek fanboy & local daddy fucker 🏳️‍🌈🦇⚰️💕🌸🎀 @frooogscream.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
#sprizzy
Screenshot of Izzy Hands and Lucius Spriggs from tv show our flag means death standing opposite each other. edited into the image is a text exchange reading (starting on Izzys side): 
I’m hiding in the bathroom.
ok
did that pic make you hard?
Yes.
why did that pic make you hard?🍆💦
The emojis are off putting and unnecessary.
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A.K | give Taika his Ed back! 🏴‍☠️ @agaywithcoffee.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I feel like folks grazed over this far too easily after the H*rry P*tter audiobook cast list was released..
A screenshot from the audiobook cast for a book written by a terf and the most heinous person in modern times. It says The W*asleys in large text followed by various actors that really don’t even deserve alt text for however Joel Fry who played a beloved character in our flag means death is underlined in pink.
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Kari Eske @karipeteswitch.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
IZZY HANDS!!!!!
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Greens came fourth last time. This time? First! This is going to start happening all around the country! 💚🙌🏽 Join.greenparty.org.uk
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
happy asexuality awareness day! ♠️
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A huge betrayal. Won't lower bills. Won't give us more energy security. Won't insulate from price shocks. And sends a clear message to the world that we are backing new oil and gas drilling. www.lbc.co.uk/article/ed-m...
lbc.co.uk
Ed Miliband to give green light to first major North Sea gasfield project in decade | LBC
The energy secretary is expected to approve Jackdaw drilling as the Iran war puts pressure on the government over energy security fears
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
guz bigging up nathan on this morning 🥹🥹🥹
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
watched con’s short film 😭😭😭
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
oOK WAIT. Has anyone seen that Tina Fey is hosting the first episode of SNL UK?!?!?! That Nathan (Foad) is writing for???? Nathan potentially writing jokes for Tina Fey?!?!?? Oh my god I BET he is dyjng. I’m sure I saw him and Con(??) fangirling over her
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Heated Rivalry News @hrnews.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
“HUDSON WILLIAMS | BALENCIAGA FW 26 x PFW” via by.aikaflores
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Titch ♠️ @titch-91.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Hey @alexhorne.bsky.social it is day 253 of notifying @taskmaster.tv that Nathan Foad would like to be on the show... 👀
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
paris and Florence sang Labour together in Dublin I cannot express how much I cannot cope with this knowledge. Screaming into a pillow 😭😭😭😭😭 this is everything to me
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Dear Shabana, Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.
Dear Shabana,
I notice today that you referred to me in your speech on immigration at the IPPR think tank.
You said: “A party leader should not be on the beaches of France encouraging people to
make a perilous crossing on small boats.”
I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised especially after the hateful Labour campaign in Gorton
and Denton, but this is just the latest in a string of lies peddled by a discredited Government
who intentionally fan the flames of racism and division.
When I went to Calais, I was not there to encourage people to travel to the UK. I was there
to see at first hand the suffering your Government and successive Governments have done
in demonising migrants in a pathetic bid to pander to the base instincts of Reform and the
flawed strategy of Morgan McSweeney.
As you will know, if you even bothered to research my visit instead of taking Reform talking
points, I was there to witness the brutality of families living in tents in freezing temperatures. I
filled water tanks and picked up litter.
What that visit did do is confirm my belief that if we are to smash the boat gangs and stop
the boats, we need to offer safer and managed routes for migrants to come to this country.
Showing compassion as a politician is not a crime. In fact, we need to see much more of it.
It reminded me of a young MP who in October 2015 spent three days in Lesbos helping
migrants fleeing war-torn Syria. She posted videos on X, talked about handing out water and
croissants to refugees and food parcels.
When she returned to the UK, she wrote a very moving piece in the New Statesman. She
said “we have to work with our European partners and create new, safe, and legal routes for
refugees to get to Europe. We cannot abandon them to their fate, left as prey for smugglers
whilst risking death on the seas.”
She said “maybe we can make ourselves feel better by saying no-one is making them get on
the boats. And again, the Home Secretary is not entirely wrong when …
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
can I just say that I love musicmagpie. I know that the advert was annoying. But where can you buy/sell & rent second hand tech/books/music/film/tv all in one place. This isn’t an AD I just love CDs & I can’t count on my local charity shops to have music from my teens & I don’t want to buy new
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
b*tch I will cry
Con and samba out on the streets of LA
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chloe @firstmatehands.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
thank u to samba and con for all that u do for ofmd fandom. Keeping rizzy nation alive 🙏🙏
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Samba Schutte @sambaschutte.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Thank you #GLAADHonors for having me to celebrate diverse LGBTQ Leaders and celebrate #Pluribus #GLAADAwards nomination🫶 And thank you Con for being my date. Have you joined our baking class?❤️‍🔥🏴‍☠️ #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd
Samba and con on la streets dressed in suitsSamba and con in beautiful background
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Katherine Jane Wright @katherinejanew.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Labour PM can't even be bothered to finish abolishing *feudalism*, they're never gonna get around to capitalism
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