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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

OOOOOOoooh. The IMP is too good to panel with the others. #svengoolie

Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's like a beginner's horror movie genre. Got some people who can't act? Any location whatsoever? Can you take out a loan and hire a makeup artist? You too can make a zombie movie! #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They're going to be very embarrassed when they find out that this is the only house in the world left with a zombie problem. Everybody else defeated the zombies very easily. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Our favorite movie with walking dead? Plan 9 from Outer Space. And that movie at least had an explanation! Aliens did it. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Or! If you don't like to call them zombies or undead or walkers, there's always acting like Rowling and call them Inferius. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hey, if you don't want to call them undead or zombies, you can pull a Roddenberry and call them Borg. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"It's not chemicals! Or escaped mental patients! I don't know what caused it?" "Lazy screenwriting?" "Potentially!" #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Now if all the dead people turned into Rob Zombie? That would be a much better movie! #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

PERRY MASON REPORT PERRY MASON REPORT No one from this movie has any connection with Perry Mason! The Living Dead were afraid of Perry Mason. If you're desperate for a connection. The original 1968 version had two Perry Mason people. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We haven't seen a zombie movie in a very long time. Could be fun! #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We always like that Luther's boss stands by him in front of those jerks. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Waldorf just remembered that Ollie was also a hippie cult leader on Star Trek. So he played a creep twice, and got killed twice because his character was a creep. Spoiler: He doesn't get killed in this movie. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Wiz. Now we're fixating on that. "Hey, we're set to film the most expensive movie musical ever made!" "Great! Let's hire a director who has never directed a musical before, and will never direct one again!" "Hooray!" #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hey! They're showing the movie "The Wiz!" Make your plans now to find an excuse to not watch it. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ollie the Nazi called him Ace! Which was his character on Matlock. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nazi! Kerwyn and Sven made a Nazi joke! We have an excuse to remind you that Ollie was a Nazi on Star Trek. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A long while ago, someone on Twitter started a discussion about giving an example of a "Pretty Good Movie". Not a great movie or a bad movie. A pretty good one. And "Ghost and Mr. Chicken" was our submission. We stand by it. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If you don't know what "Run up an alley and holler fish" means, good for you. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Everybody talking about Star Trek's 60th anniversary, but it's also the 60th anniversary of this movie. #Svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

PERRY MASON REPORT PERRY MASON REPORT Climb a tree! Get to high ground! It's a stampede of Perry Mason people! According to @IMDb, there are 34 people in this movie who also worked on Perry Mason! Thirty-four! One score and 14! But strangely not Don Knotts! #Svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

That press is only supposed to kill assassin androids from the future! It says so on the warning label! #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Hey! Any bug experts out there? What's the evolutionary point of eyes that show you four million of something when there's really only one? #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Oh lay off him, lady. Up here in our balcony we doodle when we're bored. Respect his choice! #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

On Star Trek, it would have produces a good ashtray and an evil ashtray. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Hot Take! Maybe our hottest take EVER! The Jeff Goldblum remake was better than this movie! #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

PERRY MASON ALERT PERRY MASON ALERT A 50's Hollywood movie with a large cast? Fertile ground for Perry Mason crossover! 11 members of cast and crew in this movie buzzed and flew over to Perry's courtroom #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

WELL There we go! A very awful movie! But you all really stepped up and said fun things! We've never used this GIF so many times! #svengoolie

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Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

So it wasn't a Star War so much as a Star Slight Disagreement. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Yes, we're on our way to the moon! The silver plate in my head provides protection from massive G forces, and gives artificial gravity! #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

"What's the plague?" "And how do we stop the aliens?" "Make up your mind, you lot! Is this Outbreak or Mars Attacks?" #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hey science nerds! Is silver really opaque to ultraviolet radiation? #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

"Let me in!" "No! Leave immediately:" "What are you doing!" "Never mind! Go Away!" "I'm sneaking in!" "We caught you! Now go away!" "I'm back!" "Caught you again! Go away" "I'm back! What are you doing?" "Locking you up now!" "What are you doing?" "Not telling you!" #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

THE MUSIC! A Sci Fi Thriller shouldn't sound like the Pink Panther is about to amble in! #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

You know, in War of the World, aliens show up and start blowing things up and killing people! Not planning a very slow bank heist and saying "NO! Stay out of our special secret fort!" #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This is like John Wick if they cast Kevin James instead of Keanu Reeves. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

He said "Temple" because he just remembered the name of his favorite college in Philadelphia! #svengoolie

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