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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

We're going to leave early. Invisible Until Next Week! #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"Here I am, Mr. Spears! Now, you should stop being mean to your daughter Britney!" #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Statler auditioned for a role in this movie. He still has the stuff for the part. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

PERRY MASON REPORT PERRY MASON REPORT There are eight actors in this movie who went on to be on Perry Mason. Visible actors, anyway. One of them is two-time Oscar nominee Cecil Kellaway. He also got an award for "Most British Name" in 1950. www.imdb.com/name/nm04455... #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

We can't guarantee we'll be around for the whole movie. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh, and that evil woman who wanted to kill Toto? She was ripped to shreds by a flying combine. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Weird to see an actress playing Glinda who doesn't look emaciated. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When does she sing the song about defying gravity? #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Wicked Witch and Palpatine were in the same class in evil wizard school. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When she torches the scarecrow, she could have sung: "Ignitiiiiiooooon! Ignition!"

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

PERRY MASON REPORT PERRY MASON REPORT There are 5 people in this film who went on to Perry Mason. They're all uncredited extras or stunt people. Of note is stuntman George Bruggeman. He put on a lion costume and crashed through a window, as you'll see. In this movie, not Perry Mason. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Boy are we late! We weren't paying attention to the schedule. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

OOOOOOoooh. The IMP is too good to panel with the others. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's like a beginner's horror movie genre. Got some people who can't act? Any location whatsoever? Can you take out a loan and hire a makeup artist? You too can make a zombie movie! #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They're going to be very embarrassed when they find out that this is the only house in the world left with a zombie problem. Everybody else defeated the zombies very easily. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Our favorite movie with walking dead? Plan 9 from Outer Space. And that movie at least had an explanation! Aliens did it. #svengoolie

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Vampira Maila Nurmi

ALT: Vampira Maila Nurmi

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Or! If you don't like to call them zombies or undead or walkers, there's always acting like Rowling and call them Inferius. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hey, if you don't want to call them undead or zombies, you can pull a Roddenberry and call them Borg. #svengoolie

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Renée Slater

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"It's not chemicals! Or escaped mental patients! I don't know what caused it?" "Lazy screenwriting?" "Potentially!" #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Now if all the dead people turned into Rob Zombie? That would be a much better movie! #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Well, he was on Star Trek a few times, and he played good guys there.

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hey, it's free. Take what you can get!

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

PERRY MASON REPORT PERRY MASON REPORT No one from this movie has any connection with Perry Mason! The Living Dead were afraid of Perry Mason. If you're desperate for a connection. The original 1968 version had two Perry Mason people. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We haven't seen a zombie movie in a very long time. Could be fun! #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We always like that Luther's boss stands by him in front of those jerks. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nope! Original series! www.imdb.com/title/tt0708...

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Oh we are the Ultimate Herberts to those hippies!

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Waldorf just remembered that Ollie was also a hippie cult leader on Star Trek. So he played a creep twice, and got killed twice because his character was a creep. Spoiler: He doesn't get killed in this movie. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

In case no one has made this joke in the past few minutes. If you combine Samantha Stevens' two husbands. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Wiz. Now we're fixating on that. "Hey, we're set to film the most expensive movie musical ever made!" "Great! Let's hire a director who has never directed a musical before, and will never direct one again!" "Hooray!" #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hey! They're showing the movie "The Wiz!" Make your plans now to find an excuse to not watch it. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ollie the Nazi called him Ace! Which was his character on Matlock. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We have nothing against that! Or against Richard Simmons. As a comic put it "Richard Simmons taught us that you don't need a gym or fancy equipment. Just put on some golden oldies music and start jumping around a nut! Jumping around like a nut? Great cardio!" #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nazi! Kerwyn and Sven made a Nazi joke! We have an excuse to remind you that Ollie was a Nazi on Star Trek. #svengoolie

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