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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

We're going to leave early. Invisible Until Next Week! #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Statler auditioned for a role in this movie. He still has the stuff for the part. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Boy are we late! We weren't paying attention to the schedule. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

OOOOOOoooh. The IMP is too good to panel with the others. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Or! If you don't like to call them zombies or undead or walkers, there's always acting like Rowling and call them Inferius. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Waldorf just remembered that Ollie was also a hippie cult leader on Star Trek. So he played a creep twice, and got killed twice because his character was a creep. Spoiler: He doesn't get killed in this movie. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

In case no one has made this joke in the past few minutes. If you combine Samantha Stevens' two husbands. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nazi! Kerwyn and Sven made a Nazi joke! We have an excuse to remind you that Ollie was a Nazi on Star Trek. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

WELL There we go! A very awful movie! But you all really stepped up and said fun things! We've never used this GIF so many times! #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This whole plot cries out for Dr. Who. ANY Dr. Who. Even Colin Baker! #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

AHHHHHH! Some crazy red alien is on that woman's head! #Svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

We missed what next week's movie is. But whatever it is, we'll be here for it! #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Now that would be fun! She could fight the Zuni Doll with biting wit! #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

PERRY MASON REPORT PERRY MASON REPORT None! No Perry Mason connection in any of the three stories. 3 x 0 = 0 We thought sure the homicidal Zuni doll would have been on one episode. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The real horrifying reason he wants extensive plastic surgery? He's going to be a contestant on "Naked Attraction"!!! #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

We're much better looking. But we concede they have a nicer balcony. #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

"Have you not an ounce of human feeling??" "I'm Bela Lugosi! What do YOU think?" #svengoolie

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Statler and Waldorf @firedstatwald.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

PERRY MASON REPORT PERRY MASON REPORT Only two people in the Raven went on to perch in Perry Mason. One is famous character actor Ian Wolfe. This is him on Barney Miller! #svengoolie