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@fiordicera.bsky.social
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never touching grass (she/any)

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natemare before christmas @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
has no one told mark that people are definitely gonna get strangled over this
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 29/08/2026
It's done! It's a banana slug bag! I love it so much. It was so fun to start this project by weaving the strap. I dyed the fabric and yarn, wove the strap, and hand stitched the front details.
The head of my banana slug purse on a mossy rock. The mantle features a breathing hole stitched from French knots The body section of the purse and a look at the woven strapTake in the full glory of a banana slug shaped purse on a mossy rockMe modeling my purse
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A💤ul @passionpeachy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
burger turtle son or strawberry snail daughter
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i like posts where someone voices an opinion and includes the opposite one to mock it, but they do so in a completely deranged way and don't use any punctuation to differentiate the 'good' and 'bad' take - and both position sound equally unhinged - so i'm not sure what it is that they're arguing
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
it's an unbreakable rule that when you're listening to an artist and you wonder if they're on tour, if they're coming to your city you have to buy the tickets
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
maybe i should stop reading The Book That Makes Me Cry A Lot when i'm in The Place Where Everyone Can See Me
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
You know who isn't getting radicalized? Guys who do ships in a bottle. Embrace model-building and avoid the pitfalls of right-wing extremism
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
a single vibe-coded UX could kill a 90s peasant
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Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now @benjanun.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Lmao it still sort of works but
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
me
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
love it when the public health system decides i've had enough of The Medication That Makes Me Less Disabled for my lifelong chronic disability and tells me "okay but just give disability one more try, maybe this time you'll enjoy it, it's like you're not even trying"
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 20/03/2025
Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
fake ass empty rectangle enjoyer i've seen you eliminate candidates with a sashimi finned x-wing instead
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
i think my posts lost some oomph since i left the cool kids internet
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"are you trying to sneak basic human necessities into a place that charges 7€ for them or are you just happy to see me?" - the security guard at the concert venue feeling the water bottle i'm hiding in my pants probably
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Molly Edwards, PhD @science-irl.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Sketch-a-snail #Invertefest
Sketches of three snails at various angles in black pen on white paper
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Sneguročka 🍉 @laskajuventus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Buon #25Aprile🌹
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
is it okay if i go to the hairdresser and instead of bringing a reference picture i force them to stare at David Byrne for the first 20 minutes of Stop Making Sense
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
friday night at the group stimming session (movie theatre was showing Stop Making Sense)
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
ye hating is bad, sure, but do you know what happens when you hate someone for so long that you forget their voice? the perfect opportunity to replace it with a vaguely similar, poorly dubbed one you can choose forgiveness, i chose to make your lip synch just-slightly-but-consistenly off in my mind
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
my body when it needs to heal a tattoo: sure thing buddy:) let's get to work! my body when the skin below the saniderm bends slightly: i am afraid a fatal ailment has befallen me..... there is no salvation, only agony
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Wikipedia does what is essentially a full ban on AI content: www.404media.co/wikipedia-ba...
404media.co
Wikipedia Bans AI-Generated Content
“In recent months, more and more administrative reports centered on LLM-related issues, and editors were being overwhelmed.”
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ddiiggss @ddiiggss.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
lmao
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Hakim @hakimkasir.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Me and @annhogsdilemma.bsky.social housing situation has become rough due some issues involving my disability and I need to move to get healthcare anyways, where ever we move I cannot take these 2 paintings with us and could use the funds
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
whenever The Computer has internet issues i know that it can realistically be solved, that if i search well enough i'll be rewarded with a restored connection while if i don't manage i only have myself to blame. on the other hand, if The Phone has internet issues it's just so fucking over
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
They should still get sued into the fucking ground, you shouldn’t get to “whoops sorry” your way out of this
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Ben Diskin @bendiskin.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
With a broken Blue Bomber heart, I am no longer the voice of Mega Man. I was asked to return for Mega Man: Dual Override, but only on the condition I work without the protections of a union contract.
A broken, blue heart
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Chris Miller @thelittlepakeha.net · 06/03/2026
If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
a good thing is when someone posts a picture of a cat, and then people reply with "great cat, here also is a picture of my cat." unsolicited cat pics aplenty. this could be the world we build
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
i had a dream where i brought my cv to a local bookstore and the owner gave it back to me like "bitch you can't apply for this job with your current salary 🙄😒"
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
passerò i prossimi giorni* a pensare unicamente a Maria Antonietta a Sanremo con il vestito a margherite che aveva Nada nel '69? probabile *lasso di tempo compreso tra i 2 e i 22000 giorni
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
i have never watched supernatural, i have no interest in watching supernatural, but as a user of tumblr dot com i will respect the local customs and accept all the spn posts that cross my dashboard. i'm not sure which guy is which but what the hell destiel is real
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
if you've never done it, i'd highly recommend having a test soup once in a while: you put like one known ingredient and a bunch of stuff you haven't tried so you can test out their flavour and texture, so when the time comes to make a higher stakes soup you can safely use the ingredients. enrichment
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Unsolicited fun fact that a lot of people already know but tickles me to no end is roly pollies are the only terrestrial isopods and all their cousins live in the water like the bottom dwelling deep sea isopods who I like to imagine would also curl up into a ball and roll around if it was on land.
Giant deep sea isopod on a sandy ocean floor looks like a tan lobster tail, almost exactly like a roly polyFront shot of the giant isopods face
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
why does having people visit the apartment you're going to move out of feel like you're being hunted for sport
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
me in any conversation about anything lately:
screenshot from the Subway Takes video of a guy with long hair and a blue shirt holding a subway metro card / microphone 

“I think we need to destroy the data centers”
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
i think car horns should have a cooldown period
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☆ DOLLY ☭ DARKO ☆ @lola.wretchedearth.org · 09/02/2026
getting tech recruiting emails is a uniquely horrific psychic experience wanna build completely unregulated digital casinos? plagiarism machines that give children asthma / detailed suicide instructions? the panopticon?? double enron??? a new kind of cancer that only kills orphans?????
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I just keep looking at this and laughing. best thing europe has done since ecce homo.
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
i feel like you should be allowed to retire in your 30s if you promise very hard you're gonna make the most out of it. in your 20s even. i was born to live like a pensioner, this is my true calling
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
omw to morning cinema :] <3 ^_^
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Komodo Lord @komodolord.aceshinyhunters.com · 06/02/2026
Happy birthday Mewtwo!! 🥳🥳 #Pokemon30
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
got prescribed adhd medication a while ago and, hey, what a weird coincidence that for the first time in >15 years i haven't needed to take migraine medication for two weeks in a row. looked it up and it's apparently Not A Coincidence At All there are studies and all, isn't it the coolest thing ever
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
istg the most boring art always comes from people who wanted to Make Art all their life. my biggest pet peeve is interacting with something that was made because the author wanted to Create but struggled to decide what because they had nothing to say. i promise life goes on if you're not an artist
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
question for folks who are less mobile-illiterate than me: i have a third party keyboard installed on android 13, whenever i restart my phone it's disabled and i have to enable it from settings. gboard is the only one that stays on after restart but i want a different one, is there a way avoid this?
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val @fiordicera.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
among the first recorded cases of the grink being there
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