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Figbar Lonesome @figbar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
be the hell you wish to see in your friends’ camera rolls
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Gonna tell my grandkids this was Madonna
Promo shot of Alex Winter in THE LOST BOYS
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Dick Van Dyke??? ok well Cunt Truck Homo
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
who shot kirk
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Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
anyway today is a great day to sign up for Gretchen’s Patreon, since this dogshit site’s dogshit leadership have it out for her: www.patreon.com/scumbelievab...
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Creating Filth
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
It’s an absolute shame that DC fired Gretchen Felker- Martin for exercising free speech and then @bsky.app suspended her account. Every writer here should be decrying this because we have to stand up for each other! This is ridiculous.
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Danny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
You can "honor" Kirk's memory by doing the thing he'd hate and donating to an organization that wants to help low-income trans adults receive gender affirming care: www.transincomeproject.org/donate (also read my interview with TIPs executive director in the original post)
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Donate — Trans Income Project
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Please consider signing up for Gretchen’s Patreon! It’s a very good one which you will enjoy (lots of very thoughtful film crit too) and there are $1 and $3 tiers so it doesn’t have to cost you much!
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andré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
edited photo of a bear with a glamour shots background
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
what is the best fund to support children or seperated families taken by ICE?
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.” Doechii at the #BETAwards
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Pedro Rios @pedroconsafos.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
ICE raided a popular restaurant in a San Diego neighborhood. About 3 dozen agents, some in full tactical gear, arrested restaurant workers while patrons were enjoying dinner. The ICE agents didn't expect a resounding rejection by neighbors & patrons. The community spontaneously protested.
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Figbar Lonesome @figbar.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
He was a tech guy using diamonds to power his ugly machine. She pushed fake news and robbed people of their consent. Both wanted to genocide the entire planet. And they wanted us to root for the bisexual leather daddy who lived with his terminally ill father figure in their home for wayward teens.
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Figbar Lonesome @figbar.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Check out my pal Kyle’s rad UFO poems with an illustration by yours truly! www.icebreakerslit.com/read/ten-ufos @kylekouri.bsky.social @icebreakerslit.bsky.social
a dude with a glowing skull busting out of his head, shattering part of his face into floating jigsaw pieces
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Kyle Kouri @kylekouri.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Lean how to summon your own ufos. New UFOs in @icebreakerslit.bsky.social with artwork by @figbar.bsky.social www.icebreakerslit.com/read/ten-ufo...
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Ten UFOs — Icebreakers Lit
Poetry By Kyle Kouri & Artwork by Figbar Lonesome
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Figbar Lonesome @figbar.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl.online · 04/03/2025
JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
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Figbar Lonesome @figbar.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I had a lot of fun designing this gnarly logo for my friends’ gaming group @friendconme.bsky.social
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/02/2025
I'm regularly one of maybe three to six people masking on any flight I take these days. Would HIGHLY recommend masking at least on planes, friends.
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Figbar Lonesome @figbar.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
BE MINE www.inprnt.com/gallery/figb...
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Mark Rogers @markrogersart.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
👽Here’s a new one, “On the Trail” 36x24 oil on panel 2025
Spooky oil painting of aliens and pioneers. Scifiart, alien abduction
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valentine @valentinemsmith.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
bub.
a drawing of wolverine, claws out, holding a cigar. he is against a magenta background, and matches an earlier cyclops portrait.
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Figbar Lonesome @figbar.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
BE MINE www.inprnt.com/gallery/figb...
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Marie Enger @ LBX26 Table 409 @soengery.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I just wanna fuck shit up
a cover study of where the wild things are
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
🚨 COVER REVEAL 🚨 I am so beyond thrilled to share the cover for SPREAD ME! With art by Anders Røkkum, designed by Esther S. Kim, this cover is every bit as nasty and invasive and delicious as the book itself. I couldn't possibly love it more ✨👾🫦
The cover for SPREAD ME features a geometric hab in scratchy shades of grey. The base of the hab explodes into reaching, penetrating tendrils that invade the letters of the title. The image is on an orange and yellow gradient field.
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Paulina Ganucheau @paulinaganucheau.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
An evergreen feeling 💥
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Figbar Lonesome @figbar.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The Girl from A GIRL WALKS HOME ALONE AT NIGHT (2014)
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Figbar Lonesome @figbar.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Illustration of a subclass from my pal @dongwon.bsky.social‘s homebrew D&D setting “Voice Weavers spent centuries in deep contemplation of the echoing resonance chambers… of the Tower…. [B]athing in the overlapping harmonies and oscillations… unlocked a deep understanding of the world around them.”
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Figbar Lonesome @figbar.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The Qallupilluit are creatures from Inuit mythology that dwell near ice floes and steal children who wander too close to the water. Depending on the story, they might emit a shrill and paralyzing sound or a hypnotic ethereal hum. They might eat the stolen children or slowly absorb their youth.
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cate @buny.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
And for those wondering what "Batman's Aff His Nut" sounds like in a proper Glaswegian accent, here's Robert Florence, who penned it, reciting it over a Batman teaser...
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
And this, by Robert Florence, will never not be my favourite poem about Batman…
Batman’s aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
“Mate, I’m worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody’s ma and da dies
And we’re no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws.”
And that was when Batman went
“Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?”
And that’s when I was lit at:
“Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae.”
And that’s the Secret Origin of Robin
And everyone else.
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Stephen Graham Jones @stephengrahamjones.com · 19/02/2024
if I had access to a replicator, I would just stand by it all day, asking for Samoa cookies. Deck would call engineering to ask what’s the power drain, why aren’t warp engines working, but I’d catch that call, say, “Another anomaly, cap’n,” with coconut and chocolate crumbs all over my workstation.
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Figbar Lonesome @figbar.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
This is Polly Drinkwater, a character I’m playing in a D&D game. She grew up in the Mahogany Swamps on a struggling snake farm. Her snake hair can produce poisonous gas and she recently learned she can can peel the skin off her body to transform into a cow-sized tarantula.
A young woman covered in dull red snake scales, with snakes for hair and yellow snake eyes. She’s wearing a western outfit which includes alligator boots and a wide brimmed hat. She carries a carved ghostwood staff and a sickle.close up of Polly
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Figbar Lonesome @figbar.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
The Yuki-onna is a yōkai from Japanese folklore. She could be a vengeful ghost of a woman who died in the snow or during childbirth, or a princess of the moon who hitched a ride to our world on a snowstorm because she was bored and now she’s trapped here, or perhaps she is simply winter personified.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
it has come to my attention that some buckaroos cant read recent BANNED IN TEXAS post so i have copied it onto my patreon for free to anyone who wants to read it there: www.patreon.com/posts/texas-...
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THE TEXAS LIBRARY ASSOCIATION TELLS CHUCK TINGLE TO STAY HOME BUT WE PROVE LOVE ANYWAY | Chuck Tingl...
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
just when you buckaroos thought 2024 would be a break from book drama, here comes chuck tingle in the mix. recently i was asked to be a featured speaker for the TEXAS LIBRARY ASSOCIATION conference. a few days ago they rescinded my invitation. here is what happened. tumblr.com/drchucktingl...
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Figbar Lonesome @figbar.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Years ago, my special ladyfriend Kelly played a werewolf in our D&D game named Chuck Montana who was inspired by Rosa from Brooklyn 99, Johnny Utah from Point Break, and World’s Greatest Author Chuck Tingle.
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Figbar Lonesome @figbar.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
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Figbar Lonesome @figbar.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Direct quote from @kellylonesome.bsky.social
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