Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Wake me up inside... Always wash with Tide... Billie Jean is not my girl...she lied. Don't you hate when a song gets stuck in your head that you don't know all the words to?? 😵💫 141
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Do you think Michael J. Fox and his wife still dance to that Billy Vera song on their anniversary? Also, take your metamucil, folks. 100
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Slowly realizing that if RED DAWN happened today, I wouldn't be with the Wolverines, I'd be Harry Dean Stanton in that chain link cage screaming at them to avenge me 1130
Reposted by Tom CodyTom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 11/11/2024MANHUNTER (1986) dir - Michael Mann 7511114
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 01/11/2025My review of WEAPONS (2025):media.tenor.coma man wearing a life jacket is sitting next to a woman on a boat .ALT: a man wearing a life jacket is sitting next to a woman on a boat . 0160
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 17/10/2025I feel old. It's been a long monthmedia.tenor.coma man is playing a guitar in a dark room .Alt: RIP Spaceman 040
Reposted by Tom CodyJosh Spiegel @mousterpiece.bsky.social · 14/10/2025RIP to the best who ever did it. A legend among humans. 03511
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I've never seen a single second of DANCING WITH THE STARS but I am alllllll in for this 🤟 150
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 27/08/2025The thing is that none of this Alien stuff works without Sigourney 251
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 09/08/2025This is what happens after everyone has downloaded Royal Kingdommedia.tenor.coma person with a pumpkin on their head is watching a pumpkin on a televisionAlt: a person with a pumpkin on their head is watching a pumpkin on a television 180
Reposted by Tom CodyTom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 23/07/2025he's just not the same without Echo 2368
Reposted by Tom CodyDrew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 24/07/2025Matt and Trey should teach a class at the Learning Annex called HOW TO BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS, because truly no one does it better. 2616
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 17/07/2025"You didn't check trivago"media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with his mouth wide open .Alt: A dude with massive teeth 040
Reposted by Tom Codythe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 16/07/2025The more a band reminds me of Deep Purple the better that band is. I don’t make the rules! Ok this rule I did make but still. 152387
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Age verification? We didn't get a color TV until I was 11 years old... 050
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I wouldn't tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs 2130
Reposted by Tom CodyDevin @devincf.bsky.social · 11/07/2025That's the best Superman movie anyone has ever made. 41027
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Been watching old TV movies all day on Tubi. It's just now dinnertime but I've already seen an alcoholic Martin Sheen torture his family, a stressed Cheryl Ladd abuse a young Nicole Eggert for crying too loud, and a drugged out Robby Benson die by gunfire while on quaaludes. 260
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 09/07/2025SILENT THUNDER (2025) dir - Isaac Medeiros Was not expecting to get a low-rent BONE TOMAHAWK rip-off with Jefferson D'Arcy in the Russell role, and certainly was not expecting it to be this watchable. Cheap & tawdry, well-executed fun, even if it's clear that time and money ran out by the end. 010
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I rode my bike 3 miles to see this movie & now I get winded opening the fridge door 2130
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 08/07/2025James Gunn made the best SUPERMAN movie since I was 8 years old 🫡media.tenor.coma man in a superman costume is making a gesture with his fingerALT: a man in a superman costume is making a gesture with his finger 2252
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 30/06/2025If I had lasers in my hair, I would never get them removed 1151
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 28/06/2025This is the time that DARK will finally click for me, I say as I start episode 3 for at least the 4th time 250
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 26/06/2025RIP to Lalo Schifrin, who composed a score for THE EXORCIST which Billy Friedkin hated so much that he threw the master reels out the window of the edit suite at 666 5th avenue. 070
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 18/06/2025This is what happens when a 3000mah lithium battery is overcharged and explodes inside a latched, stainless steel ammo can on my driveway. Stay safe out there, folks 160
Reposted by Tom CodyDrew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 13/06/2025I was trying to park outside the Sam French bookstore and Ruth Buzzi screamed at me that I stole her parking space and then called me a cocksucker before she drove away. 121455
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I once had to setup Bryan Brown's VCR in his hotel room at the Carlton during Cannes. He did not tip. 030
Reposted by Tom CodyTom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Our digital screening of MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE ran into a problem about 15 minutes in & took almost 30 minutes to restart and I feel like there's a non-zero chance Tom Cruise will show up at all of our houses one by one to host private screenings sometime in the next few weeks 1101
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Our digital screening of MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE ran into a problem about 15 minutes in & took almost 30 minutes to restart and I feel like there's a non-zero chance Tom Cruise will show up at all of our houses one by one to host private screenings sometime in the next few weeks 1101
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 06/06/2025It has come to my attention that I followed the wrong career path 181
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 05/06/2025They call them artists. After what I witnessed, I realized that word is insufficient. The young man - the artist, greeted me kindly. He then spake to me the words of power that will allow him to bring his creation to life. "Whole wheat, Italian or herb and cheese bread?" 0110
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Had a rough morning until my buddy told me to just concentrate on my breathing and remember that Kylie Minogue lingerie commercial from 25 years ago 370
Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Rescued the sweetest little boy ever today near our property. He'd been on his own at least a week, covered in bugs & pollen, and I had never seen a creature so grateful & happy before. He's since been bathed, chipped, vaxxed, and is being fostered at a wonderful home, but we miss him already 💔 4250