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Tom Cody

@realtomcody.bsky.social
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Former schlockmeister. Hoarder of Movie Posters. Prog Rock fan. On tour with Ellen Aim & The Attackers.

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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Wake me up inside... Always wash with Tide... Billie Jean is not my girl...she lied. Don't you hate when a song gets stuck in your head that you don't know all the words to?? 😵‍💫
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
My favorite film quadrilogy
Poster for ITPoster for IT FOLLOWSPost for IT ENDS WITH USPoster for US
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Do you think Michael J. Fox and his wife still dance to that Billy Vera song on their anniversary? Also, take your metamucil, folks.
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
the cat meme
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Slowly realizing that if RED DAWN happened today, I wouldn't be with the Wolverines, I'd be Harry Dean Stanton in that chain link cage screaming at them to avenge me
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I have no mouth yet I must Wilhelm Scream
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
ROSEMARY'S BABY (1968) 136 min, USA
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
MANHUNTER (1986) dir - Michael Mann
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
My review of WEAPONS (2025):
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a man wearing a life jacket is sitting next to a woman on a boat .
ALT: a man wearing a life jacket is sitting next to a woman on a boat .
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
NO COUNTRY FOR COLD MEN
Poster for the new Joel Kinnaman film ICEFALL
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
NO COUNTRY FOR COLD MEN
Poster for the new Joel Kinnaman film ICEFALL
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I feel old. It's been a long month
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a man is playing a guitar in a dark room .
Alt: RIP Spaceman
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Josh Spiegel @mousterpiece.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
RIP to the best who ever did it. A legend among humans.
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Gonna tell my grandkids this was Madonna
Promo shot of Alex Winter in THE LOST BOYS
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I've never seen a single second of DANCING WITH THE STARS but I am alllllll in for this 🤟
Promo picture of Corey Feldman for the new season of Dancing with the Stars.
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
The thing is that none of this Alien stuff works without Sigourney
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
This is what happens after everyone has downloaded Royal Kingdom
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a person with a pumpkin on their head is watching a pumpkin on a television
Alt: a person with a pumpkin on their head is watching a pumpkin on a television
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Hell yeah just got paid too!
Newspaper ad for TDK tapes, circa 1987
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
too hot outside so I'm back on my RC bullshit.
An RC workbench with a car under repair
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
he's just not the same without Echo
Poster for BUNNYMAN
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 24/07/2025
Matt and Trey should teach a class at the Learning Annex called HOW TO BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS, because truly no one does it better.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
girl, same
A woman getting a piggy-back ride from Death. They’re on a beach. It’s a sunny day. She has beach attire on. Death does not.
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
he's just not the same without Echo
Poster for BUNNYMAN
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
me at the coldplay show
Jim Nabors, Loni Anderson & Burt Reynolds in STROKER ACE (1983)
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
"You didn't check trivago"
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with his mouth wide open .
Alt: A dude with massive teeth
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The more a band reminds me of Deep Purple the better that band is. I don’t make the rules! Ok this rule I did make but still.
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
My Mel Tillis joke went right over my kid's head
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Age verification? We didn't get a color TV until I was 11 years old...
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I wouldn't tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs
A dude and his V-8 Interceptor outside his Sherman Oaks 2-bedroom ranch
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Devin @devincf.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
That's the best Superman movie anyone has ever made.
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Been watching old TV movies all day on Tubi. It's just now dinnertime but I've already seen an alcoholic Martin Sheen torture his family, a stressed Cheryl Ladd abuse a young Nicole Eggert for crying too loud, and a drugged out Robby Benson die by gunfire while on quaaludes.
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
SILENT THUNDER (2025) dir - Isaac Medeiros Was not expecting to get a low-rent BONE TOMAHAWK rip-off with Jefferson D'Arcy in the Russell role, and certainly was not expecting it to be this watchable. Cheap & tawdry, well-executed fun, even if it's clear that time and money ran out by the end.
Movie poster for SILENT THUNDER, starring Jefferson D'Arcy
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Da fuq is a grok?
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I rode my bike 3 miles to see this movie & now I get winded opening the fridge door
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
James Gunn made the best SUPERMAN movie since I was 8 years old 🫡
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a man in a superman costume is making a gesture with his finger
ALT: a man in a superman costume is making a gesture with his finger
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
If I had lasers in my hair, I would never get them removed
A Laser hair removal sign
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
This is the time that DARK will finally click for me, I say as I start episode 3 for at least the 4th time
Promo image for the TV show DARK, depicting a boy at the mouth of a mysterious cave
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
RIP to Lalo Schifrin, who composed a score for THE EXORCIST which Billy Friedkin hated so much that he threw the master reels out the window of the edit suite at 666 5th avenue.
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Narrator: He had not
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
This is what happens when a 3000mah lithium battery is overcharged and explodes inside a latched, stainless steel ammo can on my driveway. Stay safe out there, folks
Notice battery smoking. Put battery in can, run it outside. Can go boom.The aftermath More boom on other side
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 13/06/2025
I was trying to park outside the Sam French bookstore and Ruth Buzzi screamed at me that I stole her parking space and then called me a cocksucker before she drove away.
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I once had to setup Bryan Brown's VCR in his hotel room at the Carlton during Cannes. He did not tip.
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Ken Reid @kennethwreid.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
They should walk away
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Our digital screening of MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE ran into a problem about 15 minutes in & took almost 30 minutes to restart and I feel like there's a non-zero chance Tom Cruise will show up at all of our houses one by one to host private screenings sometime in the next few weeks
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Our digital screening of MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE ran into a problem about 15 minutes in & took almost 30 minutes to restart and I feel like there's a non-zero chance Tom Cruise will show up at all of our houses one by one to host private screenings sometime in the next few weeks
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
It has come to my attention that I followed the wrong career path
A newspaper ad for a job in van customization, 1970s
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
They call them artists. After what I witnessed, I realized that word is insufficient. The young man - the artist, greeted me kindly. He then spake to me the words of power that will allow him to bring his creation to life. "Whole wheat, Italian or herb and cheese bread?"
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Had a rough morning until my buddy told me to just concentrate on my breathing and remember that Kylie Minogue lingerie commercial from 25 years ago
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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Rescued the sweetest little boy ever today near our property. He'd been on his own at least a week, covered in bugs & pollen, and I had never seen a creature so grateful & happy before. He's since been bathed, chipped, vaxxed, and is being fostered at a wonderful home, but we miss him already 💔
This little guy
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