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Icarus

@fierceboar.bsky.social
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fiscally communist, socially male they/he call me whatever you want, just please please call me

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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That feel when your buddy asks if his friend can come to the party, and then he shows up in a spangled leather poncho and elevator shoes, and now everyone is laughing at you for letting this bodacious cowboy into the custerdome
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Beaten by a dead horse
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
A hat with a trout on it that says "Nobody wants me, I don't know how to fish"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/07/2026
it’s so funny to me how many versions there are of this song. they knew it was one of the greatest songs of all time and needed to make as many variants of it as possible
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Community is helping a guy who you don't really like stabilize and repair his relationship so that you can watch them smile from their social media posts Happy Pride!
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🎃 all hallows nona 🎃 @madatcartoons.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I really love you :)
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Guy who thinks "unc" is short for "eunuch": "well i guess it's the price i gotta pay to be cool"
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I can feel it in my bones: it's a Steely Dan Summer
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Every night i go to bed and say "I hope Jon Bois had a good day today"
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Doing a little giggling goblin laugh as i slide into three layers of blankets
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Guy who gets "pineapple juice can eat off your fingerprints" and "drinking pineapple juice makes your cum taste good" confused, drinks his own cum and robs a bank
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I think having the new year start halfway between winter solstice and spring equinox makes way more sense than whatever "january first" shit we got going on Like in many things, the chinese seem to be a thousand years ahead of us 🤔
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Inside of you there are two wolves: one is non-binary, the other is gay; you are not eating enough fibre
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Need to go to italy, i'm having day dreams about sharing limoncello and cigarettes with blue eyed hairy gay boys
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
All these fake yearners coming out of the woodwork to claim valentines day as their own holiday of self loathing, it's performative honestly My culture isnt your costume, I became physically ill after seeing two people sitting in a field holding hands 8 months ago, it's everyday bro
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
For the low low cost of ~22 hours of watch time, you too can be furious about Zeta Gundam for the rest of your life
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Finally finished Zeta New Translation I dunno what the point of that was, they had the opportunity to do so much but they tried so hard to stuck to the source, and reused so much animation to that end, that the result is just every fight scene and a sketch to lead into it It feels hollow
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Staying at my aunt's house, does anyone know where you can buy these cabinet knobs that have an inverted image of a chubby naked dude taking a shit on them?
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I took a picture if myself in like august and meant to make a funny post about it but forgot to at the time and since that picture i've lost 20 pounds so the self deprecating humour doesnt land as well but i might just drop it anyway cause its funny
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Hey man i don’t want to come across as too forward or anything, but would you like to come over to my place and watch Blade (1998) shirtless with me
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
You know what? Fuck you! *Paprikash's your chicken*
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
My Halal friend stating "through God's light all alcohol that passes my lips is purified" is so real
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Gen1 Toa Mata Pohatu gave me body dysmorphia
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Anyways, the real review of Char's Counterattack is that its a very good follow up to 79 and a terrible follow up to Z/ZZ, and also for some reason is the least visually interesting/impressive of any of those The character assassination of Quattro Bajeena is a crime 6/10
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
"So the arc in 79 + counter attack is like, uh, imagine star wars except luke and vader are both twinks, they fly big robots, and obi wan is a girl who wants to see them kiss so bad she haunts them"
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Putting a 30% tip on my food delivery order and imagining a whole bunch of struggling gig-workers fighting in a gladiatorial arena over who gets to bring me my biryani
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Nobody is impressed that i can point at stars and tell them their names, and thats fine because i do it for me
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Dick too big for high-waisted pants SEND TWEET
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Inside you there are two wolves, and they are both posted up leaning in something trying to look hard as fuck while staring out over a moonlight landscape
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
And remember: when you have a dream about your highschool ex-girlfriend, you are legally obligated to tell them as soon as you wake up Thats a core tenet of the Whiteboy Code
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I'm genuinely a joy to be around, brw
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Is he, you know, a Strapping Young Lad?
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Postpunk bands will make the fucking sickest guitar riffs ever and then put just the worst vocals on top I'm trying to find the balance between numetal and mathrock and these guys wont stop yelling about being sad, i cant hear the fuckin riffs
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Freya JN @goblinstunts.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
she’s called Triplehorse bc she’s three times better than a horse
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
When i'm grilling sausages i like to make them spoon eachother a little bit Fujoing out on the bbq
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
The only thing i've ever gatekept in my life is Yaoi
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Sometimes its a "listen to an album that makes you cry" kind of day, and thats okay Better than the alternative
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I live when a man's social media profile picture is from 2016 and he isn't bald yet Always funny
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
These apps really need a "show everyone but this one guy" option so I can shit and eat in the same place and worry about it
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Comforting my dying ipad through its random restarts and crashes like it’s the 15 year old family dog
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Yall ever in a dream and do something so embarassingg that you wake yourself up to get out of it
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Talking Heads got me dancing like the guy from the grubhub ad
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Waking up first in a house full of people, making some tea, and feeding the dog kinda goes insane I can see why dads do this
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I think it’s easier to understand why there was a britpop battle between oasis and blur despite oasis clearly having a better catalogue once you you consider that damon albarn was submissive and breedable
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Someone has put me on some sort of “online leftists” list and i keep getting random follows from centre-left/liberal political accounts I am not american! And also i am not a “leftist”, i’m a marxist! I will not be donating to the democrat party! Please leave me alone!
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dz @somatoform.expert · 15/08/2025
MY BOYFRIEND'S 3 INCH FEMININE PENIS VS. The Largest Selection of Rope
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Had a dream about kissing boys and woke up feeling like absolute shit, AMA
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
It should be illegal to make a bathroom that doesn’t have the option to make noise at all times I want the loudest extraction fan you’ve heard in your life when i walk in there
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Icarus @fierceboar.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Even if no one has my back, I know Psylium Husk has my tummy
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