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@somatoform.expert
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+ called ALEF {ℵ} + buttonpusher, switchpuller, hugdeserver + 語彙力まずい + has a website aerophonic.neocities.org

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dz @somatoform.expert · 01/10/2026
... it's time ...
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sacred field 𓃖 @sacredfield.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Hunter ver.4 (I think).
Young man holding a rifle and a sharp looking knife. He's wearing a light colored dress tied under the armpits over a large white shirt with its sleeves rolled up. His skirt is tucked in for easier movement. Possibly they/them but I'm not sure. They look REALLY out of it.
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dz @somatoform.expert · 27/09/2026
they want to make art about the good ending instead of the one where we survive by the skin of our teeth
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meat @puppybox.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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dz @somatoform.expert · 22/09/2026
i miss powerlifting so fucking bad
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dz @somatoform.expert · 22/09/2026
so excited to move and then remember i work at lowkey 996core startup and am physically disabled
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矢鱈縞 @xxxshima.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
ふりふりのふりゃ
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dz @somatoform.expert · 20/09/2026
i actually escaped all of the horrors and i get to help those i love too, so like it's epic and i am so so lucky and also i love my girl so god-damned much
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dz @somatoform.expert · 20/09/2026
ridgewood i will be living inside you in the coming weeks
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dz @somatoform.expert · 17/09/2026
smoking that shit that made the twins tower
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dz @somatoform.expert · 17/09/2026
divine providence shall produce a dishwasher for me
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dz @somatoform.expert · 16/09/2026
to the cats that just came up to me while im in laptop hell of demilitarized queens area, thanks a lot you are holding me together with your momentary presence, your coats look shiny and you look well fed, sorry that those kids have been bothering you with their vape smoke
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dz @somatoform.expert · 16/09/2026
I'm in the part of ridgewood that makes you scared . the people here speak some kind of albano-italic dialect and drink the strongest espresso i have ever tasted . there are uncs behaving in ways that are unimaginable to the virgin mind and the most beautiful women are pretending to be on laptops
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dz @somatoform.expert · 10/09/2026
for the new discourse can we discuss how to help me get a sumptuous one bedroom apartment in the same neighborhood as all of my friends
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dz @somatoform.expert · 10/09/2026
holy shit people actually discourse posting the chaser gimmick account like not even as a joke . girl have some cheerios you'll calm down
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
n-gage, mobile console, print ad (2003) archive.org/details/Comp...
a picture of the n-gage is shown, silver(?) buttons on the right and left, round knob on the left, screen in the middle, wide, curved edges.
prominent text above, white on black:
are you ready to humiliate your best friend in a public place?
smaller text below image:
are you ready to n-gage?
preorder the revolution in wireless multiplayer gameplay in-store or online.
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James Westonson @jameswestonson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 going haywire on GTA 5 Imagine being on shrooms when this happens www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterra...
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tarig @tarig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
here at the Department of War, we prioritize the juiciness, suckability, and combat readiness of our warfighters
Shot of Pete Hegseth speaking directly to the viewer in his office at the pentagon. He is wearing a white dress shirt and a red tie with diagonal white and navy blue stripes. His left hand is raised as if he’s about to point at the camera.
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dz @somatoform.expert · 09/09/2026
let's go girls, lets move to Maspeth, Queens as an awesome and funny joke
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kyu @kyu.channel · 08/09/2026
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dz @somatoform.expert · 02/09/2026
are some of these guys like anti-anti dogpiling? i genuinely don't get it
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dz @somatoform.expert · 02/09/2026
below 80 and cloudy lets load up those skramz ladies!
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dz @somatoform.expert · 01/09/2026
the part in the capn jazz take on me cover where they go "awoo". yep, it's awesome...
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 01/09/2026
we smokin pytorch on threadripper cores this shit aint nothing to me man
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BIRDIE @curlylarryand.moe · 01/09/2026
We need less generative AI and more penetrative gay guy
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コクヤ @kokuya28.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
oc rkgk 🔧
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dz @somatoform.expert · 28/08/2026
owww oughhh woughch my collagen
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neotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ᴵ'ᵐ ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗʳᵘᶜᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵇʸ⁻ᵖʳᵒᵒᶠᵉᵈ ᵗᵉˣᵗ ⁿᵘʳˢᵉʳʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᶦᵐᵐᵃᵗᵘʳᵉ ᴸᴸᴹˢ. ᵀʰᵉ ᶠᵒⁿᵗ ᶦˢ ᵛᵉʳʸ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ, ˢᵒ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵐᵃⁿᶦᵖᵘˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵉᵗᵗᵉʳˢ
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dz @somatoform.expert · 27/08/2026
if my discord status read 9 hours in pycharm with girls rituals playing would you call a wellness check be honest
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Current state of things: there's crop art of Signal at the Minnesota State Fair www.cropart.com
A white hand with Signal-blue painted nails holds a cellphone with a near-dead battery, with the Signal icon the only app on screen. Crop art by Molly Gehrke
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dz @somatoform.expert · 27/08/2026
literally obsessed with throwing out bathwater. thank god there's nothing else in there
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dz @somatoform.expert · 27/08/2026
CoT traces kinda look like schizo poverty of speech does this have kin implication?
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dz @somatoform.expert · 27/08/2026
get ready to learn tensorese, buddy
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dz @somatoform.expert · 25/08/2026
goldfrapp 007
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dz @somatoform.expert · 25/08/2026
the logic of the image and symbol in consumerism has been flipped upside down, they are now check-digits for how you identify yourself through consumption, it's all performative, but now the image performs for you instead of the other way round, identity isnt a product, it's every product at once
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icchantika @pad.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
nano doesn't have household registration so it's legal to hunt and kill her
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dz @somatoform.expert · 25/08/2026
EXCLUSIVE: gnostics plan to basically sit back and enjoy death of memetics
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Prudence AnaGRIM @pruplace.neocities.org · 20/08/2026
Dissociation
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derelict @jeromesdream.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
fuck my stupid faggot life
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dz @somatoform.expert · 18/08/2026
🤔hmm yes yes....fascinating...

Physical Characteristics

She is a chubbier, plumper seal. Her left eye has a yellow pupil, which could have been caused by a cataract or corneal damage.

Personality

Macaroni-chan is best described as the ultimate "chill queen" of Toba Aquarium. Because she has lived at the facility for over 35 years. She also tends to have an ultra-chill mode, as the fans call it
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dz @somatoform.expert · 15/08/2026
when will we get a quan millz encyclopedic novel titled "infinite zest"
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dz @somatoform.expert · 15/08/2026
fool that you are, ive already depicted you as the tranny, and myself as the charismatic transsexual
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 15/08/2026
Trannie Vs Charismatic Transsexual
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dz @somatoform.expert · 13/08/2026
mouse girl propaganda
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dz @somatoform.expert · 13/08/2026
celeste deadlock
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dz @somatoform.expert · 12/08/2026
divorced man claims to put big thing in place named after ex
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Naomi Saphra @nsaphra.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I've been unsettled lately when reading messages and papers. It feels like I'm dissociating. Everything seems a bit alien, even if it's completely human. I've had a realization: When our simulations finally exited the Uncanny Valley, they brought the Uncanny with them.
nsaphra.net
Life on the Uncanny Precipice | Naomi Saphra
We were wrong about the Uncanny Valley.
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dz @somatoform.expert · 11/08/2026
for the next Woke i will be giving the tamil tiger's access to chat GBT—and drones you can pilot via lovense
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dz @somatoform.expert · 11/08/2026
housing 😪🏘️ or 256gb integrated memory 🥶🤖? you choose, datafag
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小林t @kbt7.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
なんですかこれは
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