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The Real Fictus

@fictus.bsky.social
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Former rock star, amateur racer, drone expert and moron. Views expressed are solely those of literally anyone else.

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey, it's almost time for the "human trash quarterback" game. Go team with less criminal charges! #NFL
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Careful, if you bring in boys to the yard, they might slip.
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You have to be absolutely fucking stupid to watch Ann Wagner's dumbass commercial about @fpwellman.bsky.social and even remotely think that it's legitimate. This stupid fascist bitch is not only getting rich on your back, she also needs a haircut.
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I prefer the spelling of "damnit" with the n, but the sentiment is exactly the same. Everyday. Exactly the same.
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Browns need to put Watson in the trash where he belongs and keep Gabriel. #nfl #browns #dillongabriel
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
After seeing the overhead shot of the destroyed White House, bullshit commentators, UFC morons, and drivers meeting our racist, rapist, pedophile President, I can say that @indycar.com is killing it. They should have a klan member flag the race. I'm done with it. Fuck Penske and Trump. #indycar
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I believe that a tobacco pipe, leather helmet and goggles is the appropriate garb for a rousing hurrah in this car.
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When Penske and Fox bought Indycar they wanted a right wing alternative to other popular series. They want drivers that support the president, promote races haphazardly thrown together for their capitalist buddies, and to shove their message down your throat while you enjoy the speed. Fuck Penske.
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Mitch McConnell is dead and they're using this as a dry run to see how long they can cover it up, for when Trump does the same. They'll "Weekend at Bernie's" that fucker as long as they can.
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What a fuckin dunce. I even said when I saw this happening that I'm sure it doesn't have any AWAC or evasive systems on it. It was a big pretty gift and that's all.
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 07/07/2026
Look, the American soccer players might not be the most athletic, they might not be the most skilled, they might not have the most experience, but there is one thing I can say for sure: they are the dumbest.
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Holy shit, did Fox just show Josef Newgarden as Homelander!? #Indycar #MidOhio
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
HAMMER TIME!! #F1 #Formula1 #Ferrari
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
If I were George Russell, I would be head hunting FIA stewards and admin right now. I'm not mad Gasly got the place, but other people who got fucked aren't getting their deserved points. Time to start ignoring penalties and just appealing after the race. #F1 #Formula1 #Monaco
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Finally see the Dinger up front and there's a mechanical failure. Damn the bad luck. #NASCAR #Nashville
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It's because hot dogs are the only food people can afford at these venues anymore!
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Now Indycar is running a full course caution at a "hot dog wrapper on the track" as Bryan Herta said and he's right. Indycar can't seem to make adjustments without going overboard. #Indycar #Detroit #Indy
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 31/05/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "I love you, but you're kind of a dumbass"
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 28/05/2026
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The entire time I was so happy for Felix while also saying "fuck Morgan Wallen."
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Go Felix! #Indycar #Indy500
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Fox sucks so much. Get the fucking camera out of the face of the service members during a somber occasion. God damn. #Indy500
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It's stable at Indy because the antennas/repeaters have a good view of the whole track from the tower, located infield, unlike most of larger structures at most tracks. It's much less so at others where they're sight limited.
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Put on the clown makeup @indycar.com Holy shit, if the debris weren't enough, a man on the front straight should be. Penske is running this series into the ground. #indy #indycar
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
George Lucas said that the Empire was representative of the US and the rebels were the Viet Cong. Even more on the nose for those that aren't paying attention right now.
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
"Let's go top down today, boys" -JFK #notsopresidentialquotes #jfk #convertible
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I still watch it, but I don't get the hype. There have been Indycar races in which the entire field finishes in the same amount of time as the gap between first and second in Formula 1. Let the driver win the race, not the car.
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
So it's charging at 14v-ish consistently? If so, then check the coil pack (assuming modern car) If you have good voltage and spark, then you're into the weeds with sensors and all kinds of things. I can possibly get schematics if I have the model. (Elec tech for a living, pro auto sound side job)
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I'm late to the party, but have you taken a meter to your battery and seen what it's charging at?
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Is there some kind verification process or can people put in names and fake information about other people they just don't like?
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I love the compostable fork I get with my salad, that comes in the plastic bowl, with a plastic cover, that contains another plastic package of the parts that go in the salad, that has another plastic cover. Planet first, people! #stupid
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"A movie at home is great, but you can't beat the experience of a theatre." -Abraham Lincoln #notsopresidentialquotes
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
They're really great to watch, but Anxiety blocking Joy hits harder when you're an adult.
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
To all who celebrate, Happy Easter. To all who don't, may the mighty, invisible, unprovable, all powerful, benevolent, yet somehow not able to stop innocent children from genocide, creator of all things, smite your ass. #praisebe #jesushatesyourshittyversionofchristianity
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Do college players no longer practice free throws at all? Holy shit, Batman. #duke #sweet16
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Are you, more than fine?
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Our democracy is crumbling and the nightly news is talking about bachelorette drama. We're so fucked.
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
As a rural Missourian, this could be posted by Republicans with the same sentiment, whether it's misguided or not. They're vague. Call them out specifically or it doesn't matter. My signs have brought people into my fold I wouldn't have thought shared the same views, just because they were specific.
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
@indycar.com The countdown to green on your website should countdown to the GREEN FLAG, not the damn broadcast. #indycar
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
That race was so good. There was an insane amount of passes (Rasmussen) with two and sometimes three wide at the corners. My only complaint was that some spotters really seemed asleep at the wheel with the two obvious wall sandwiches. However, that was oval racing at its finest.
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The spotters today were asleep.
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Tyler Reddick is the coolest guy in NASCAR. #NASCAR #COTA
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Taking a short break from NASCAR coverage to address a mass shooting. Ain't that America.
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Seeing Robb screw up twice isn't even a surprise anymore. We already know a guy named Sting Ray doesn't come from a line of people who make the best decisions. #indycar #indy #stpete
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Dear closing ceremony choreographers and directors - If the commentators have to explain what your show represents, we ain't gettin it. It's beautiful and entertaining, it really is, but the meaning is flying over our heads Sincerely, basically everyone #Olympics #closingceremony
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Seeing how disappointed multiple Stanley Cup winners are after getting silver shows how much it means to play in the Olympics. It's also mildly funny seeing them get handed plush toys afterward. #hockey #Olympics
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
FUCK TRUMP
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Being the daughter of the guy who's had the most crashes in all types of vehicles, you'd hope she would be used to this.
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
MY HEART WILL GO Oh sonofabitch...
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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I can remember Scott Hamilton doing the backflip too. I'm glad to see it's made a "legal" comeback.
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