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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hey, it's almost time for the "human trash quarterback" game. Go team with less criminal charges! #NFL

The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You have to be absolutely fucking stupid to watch Ann Wagner's dumbass commercial about @fpwellman.bsky.social and even remotely think that it's legitimate. This stupid fascist bitch is not only getting rich on your back, she also needs a haircut.

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I prefer the spelling of "damnit" with the n, but the sentiment is exactly the same. Everyday. Exactly the same.

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The Browns need to put Watson in the trash where he belongs and keep Gabriel. #nfl #browns #dillongabriel

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

After seeing the overhead shot of the destroyed White House, bullshit commentators, UFC morons, and drivers meeting our racist, rapist, pedophile President, I can say that @indycar.com is killing it. They should have a klan member flag the race. I'm done with it. Fuck Penske and Trump. #indycar

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

When Penske and Fox bought Indycar they wanted a right wing alternative to other popular series. They want drivers that support the president, promote races haphazardly thrown together for their capitalist buddies, and to shove their message down your throat while you enjoy the speed. Fuck Penske.

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Mitch McConnell is dead and they're using this as a dry run to see how long they can cover it up, for when Trump does the same. They'll "Weekend at Bernie's" that fucker as long as they can.

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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 07/07/2026

Look, the American soccer players might not be the most athletic, they might not be the most skilled, they might not have the most experience, but there is one thing I can say for sure: they are the dumbest.

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Holy shit, did Fox just show Josef Newgarden as Homelander!? #Indycar #MidOhio

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

If I were George Russell, I would be head hunting FIA stewards and admin right now. I'm not mad Gasly got the place, but other people who got fucked aren't getting their deserved points. Time to start ignoring penalties and just appealing after the race. #F1 #Formula1 #Monaco

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Finally see the Dinger up front and there's a mechanical failure. Damn the bad luck. #NASCAR #Nashville

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Now Indycar is running a full course caution at a "hot dog wrapper on the track" as Bryan Herta said and he's right. Indycar can't seem to make adjustments without going overboard. #Indycar #Detroit #Indy

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Fox sucks so much. Get the fucking camera out of the face of the service members during a somber occasion. God damn. #Indy500

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Put on the clown makeup @indycar.com Holy shit, if the debris weren't enough, a man on the front straight should be. Penske is running this series into the ground. #indy #indycar

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I love the compostable fork I get with my salad, that comes in the plastic bowl, with a plastic cover, that contains another plastic package of the parts that go in the salad, that has another plastic cover. Planet first, people! #stupid

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

"A movie at home is great, but you can't beat the experience of a theatre." -Abraham Lincoln #notsopresidentialquotes

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

To all who celebrate, Happy Easter. To all who don't, may the mighty, invisible, unprovable, all powerful, benevolent, yet somehow not able to stop innocent children from genocide, creator of all things, smite your ass. #praisebe #jesushatesyourshittyversionofchristianity

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Do college players no longer practice free throws at all? Holy shit, Batman. #duke #sweet16

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Our democracy is crumbling and the nightly news is talking about bachelorette drama. We're so fucked.

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

@indycar.com The countdown to green on your website should countdown to the GREEN FLAG, not the damn broadcast. #indycar

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Tyler Reddick is the coolest guy in NASCAR. #NASCAR #COTA

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Taking a short break from NASCAR coverage to address a mass shooting. Ain't that America.

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Seeing Robb screw up twice isn't even a surprise anymore. We already know a guy named Sting Ray doesn't come from a line of people who make the best decisions. #indycar #indy #stpete

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Dear closing ceremony choreographers and directors - If the commentators have to explain what your show represents, we ain't gettin it. It's beautiful and entertaining, it really is, but the meaning is flying over our heads Sincerely, basically everyone #Olympics #closingceremony

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Seeing how disappointed multiple Stanley Cup winners are after getting silver shows how much it means to play in the Olympics. It's also mildly funny seeing them get handed plush toys afterward. #hockey #Olympics

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Watching the NFL Honors and I gotta tell you, it's a good thing God loves football and doesn't give a shit about dead kids. It wouldn't be very entertaining if football players sucked, but kids just got opportunities to live long happy lives.

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

NBC hasn't had twenty minutes of coverage but there's been 2 breaks. This junk is why people pirate. This is killing the sport. Formula 1 races are broadcast in full and sponsors are flocking to it. We also really don't give a shit about a driver's girlfriend/wife. Show the fucking race. #daytona24

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

My new favorite quote: Firearms for liberals are like abortions for conservatives. We have them too, we just don't talk about them.

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

I'm not mad Trump keeps falling asleep during important meetings and events, I'm mad that he keeps waking up.

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Nobody hates Oscar Piastri more than McLaren. #formula1

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

The @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social need to clean house. Geno, Pete and Chip need to go. They actually need to maintain our good players and not fucking trade them. Maxx, Bowers, Jeanty and more, need good contracts, good coaches and an ACTUAL good QB. #raiders #nfl

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Why are people out here designing robots that look human. We're wildly inefficient. I need this thing to lift heavy shit and grab things off high shelves, I'm not trying to fuck it. #robot

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I bet they lose to Max and still favor Lando.

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Geno Smith doing what he does best and throwing the football directly at the defense.

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

If the @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social don't bench Geno next week, they're purposefully sinking the team. There's no other reason to continue this farce.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Frank Sinatra on what it means to be an American in 1945

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Why the FUCK are the @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social still letting Geno play? For fucks sake put in a janitor or something.

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Did Taylor let Travis write lyrics for this album? Definitely feels like CTE was used in the making of these songs. #showgirl

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Who the hell keeps giving Jared Leto work?

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

"They are dumb. They're so stupid" The most succinct and accurate description of Republicans, especially in Missouri.

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Geno Smith will lose this game for the @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social No one else will carry this loss. #nfl #raiders

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I initially read this as Donald and thought, "yeah, when is it not?" Then I read it correctly and still went, "yeah, when is it not?"

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The Real Fictus @fictus.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

All the athletes that point to the sky and thank god after a big play has really gotten me to believe that their god really does care about sports, because he sure doesn't give a shit about dying kids or genocide.

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