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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL

@biorph.bsky.social
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I'm just here for the porn really. I guess I interact with non-porn content too. Sometimes. He/Him No one under 18 allowed.

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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watched two episodes of Golden Axe. So that exists now I guess.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay I guess @fatherfucker.bsky.social and I are going to MAL then.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Heated Rivalry Kiss
Alt: Heated Rivalry Kiss
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My writeup for this year at camp. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Inferno 2026
My summer at camp. By Sean, Grade 10 Day 1 I'm awake at 2:14 writing this as I know I have to be up for a 9 AM meeting tomorrow. Choices. Going with the flow again this year bit also taking every...
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ups and downs but overall a lovely week at camp. Glad to be getting back to my own bed and damn my back is killing me.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm going to be offline for about a week or two as I'm going to a week long event then a weekend long event after that so... so you in a bit folks.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"When Big Things happen on such a large scale, it's easy to forget sometimes that these Big Things are also happening to the little things in the world." I really love that quote.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Imposter syndrome and dysphoria is annoying and I hate it, and I can't go into details to bitch about it properly without it feeling like a humble brag. Regardless hopefully next week will be a lot of fun.
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Bulldozer 🍉 @rustyjuggs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have questions, questions I don't know that I want the answers to.
A picture of a proposed Oreo Chicken Burger.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Serious question for my friend group. Did someone order colored pens, labels, and a champagne glass rack and accidentally put my name/address on it? I have not ordered these things, they are not on my account, I am not being charged, but someone is sending them to me. WTF!?
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm very glad to have friends that will babystep me and give me headpats and an abundance of praise for participating in what is a perfectly mundane and safe financial transaction I have never done before. I feel like I need one if those 'I was brave' stickers they give out at doctor's offices.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The new beta features are amazing and I love them.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Death Becomes Her: Potion of Immortality
ALT: Death Becomes Her: Potion of Immortality
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
TIL Peter Thiel is gay. Sorry I don't give him any mental space, so never knew. So yeah I'm gonna a word stronger than quisling if anyone knows one.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
TIL bottoms and verse guys are recommended to get yearly anal pap smears.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Morning wasn't great but then I got to explain the turtle fucker statue to @busterprime.bsky.social so it's looking up. If you don't know what the Turtle Fucker statue is lookup the Burnside Fountain.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Today had been the sort of day where "Heavy is the Crown" plays on loop as both a reminder of how good I am at my job and a Memento Mori.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My writeup for Fist Fest Ffull Moon. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Fist Fest FFull Moon 2026
So normally I bring my laptop to these. I didn’t this time because I didn’t know what to expect. That was a mistake. There was a ton to write about, and a bunch of stuff is going to slip through th...
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
From @foxbear.bsky.social
Expecting Mitch McConnell, but getting Lindsey Graham is like ordering a chocolate chip cookie, but getting a snickerdoodle. 
I'm confused, but not upset.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
While a lot of the other humor may be fairly cringe (at minimum) now, "Have you tried turning it off and on again"? Is fucking evergreen.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I mean... close enough
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Yeah, that tracks for me
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It's been a weird day and it's not even 7 am. Not weird to me, but weird around me. Gym being inexplicably closed, people falling asleep in cars in the middle of an intersection, 4 cop cars suddenly appearing after I dropped off packages left at the front gate. Keeping my head down now.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Got "Let Me in Your Window" for my birthday by @adamtots.bsky.social . His talent as an artist is obvious and incredible, but I feel like people don't comment enough on how fucking good he is as a storyteller. I love both his scary stories books immensely.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Accidentally fell down a rabbit hole and remembered one of my childhood crushes I had forgotten about and found out that Spongbob Squarepants is canonically asexual. It's been an interesting afternoon.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Finished the ECHO. Now I need to go look up some very specific scenes from @legrandwolf.bsky.social as I was reminded that ultrasounds are now a turn on thanks to him. 😆
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So took the test, he cut me off at 12 min. He did tell me I was the longest time for the month and the longest he had ever seen for my height weight ratio which is nice. I guess the gym is working.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Treadmill stress test tomorrow, wish me luck.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Had what was frankly a lovely fucking afternoon in the park with @spottydogleon.slut.dog , @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm , and @pupperdante.bsky.social and several others. It was great to get out and just chill in the park. No agenda, no spending money just a nice relaxing afternoon.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Every year, I get my tax assessment and spend half an hour trying to figure out how I'm missing the state one only to be eventually reminded that it doesn't stack with the local exemption which is higher. I will absolutely do this again next year.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Drop some VILLAINS 🦹‍♀️ 🖤 😈
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Kefka Final Fantasy: Iconic Villain
ALT: Kefka Final Fantasy: Iconic Villain
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Dealt with a new hire who quit 2.5 days in for "his dream job". Before he left he dropped such gems as how 'he could never have a pink phone' and couldn't get a colonoscopy because 'he couldn't deal with having anything up his butt like that'. I'm betting he doesn't wash his ass either.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Finally saw the TADC movie. No spoilers but... honestly... not a fan.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Just had to explain to a DL neighbor why I won't fuck him because I don't want to shit where I sleep. 🙄 I didn't mention that also his wife is lovely and deserves better than whatever that situation would be.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Today I had to tell the hardware team that a woman poured Purell into her laptop keyboard, while I was in the phone with her, after I specifically told her not to, because it was sticky from the food she eats over it. I am speechless.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's funny looking back how behaviors I thought were perfectly normal and just me being a good friend come across as "This person is courting me" to others. It explains some things but...I don't know how much of my behavior to change, or how much I want to... just some thoughts rolling around.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Okay, Fist Fest/Ffull Moon attendence confirmed. See folks there in July I guess. Given how close it is, I really should have gone long before now, but glad to finally go.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I sadly do not have a little jester's cap with bells to try this with.
A bottle of Harveys Amontillado sherry
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Posting an amine we love?
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Evangelion Unit-01 Dynamic Pose
ALT: Evangelion Unit-01 Dynamic Pose
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
*checks calendar* ugh we're about to enter "No kink at Pride" stupid opinion season. Can we just not this year?
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
My IML 2026 write up. Once again in a safe place where I don't have to worry about FB expunging it. Not as complete as I like but whatever. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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IML 2026
Airport was a dream. The line for precheck was longer than the line for regular which is hilarious to me. I do not understand how the new seating on Southwest works. I get second row, tons of leg ...
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Just invited @showoffjonah.com to a sushi glory hole at IML next year. I guess I'm going at least one more then...
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Tagging @pupdresden.fuckedup.farm and @busterprime.bsky.social
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Time for pelvic floor physical therapy. TIL I live next door to a pelvic floor physical therapy office.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Did I really just binge all of the Amazing Digital Circus before a sex party later today followed by D&D? My head is going to be all over the place.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Not to jinx it but I got an extra free can of toy lube last night due to a shipping error and today I find out I'm below 70 on the reigstration list for Ffull Moon. Pretty good so far, here's hoping it continues.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
So putting this out there now. If anyone wants to hang out, play, etc, at IML let me know.
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Sushi Glory Hole is happening again at IML...I didn't choose the SGH life, the SGH like chose me. @impchicago.bsky.social @fatherfucker.bsky.social
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Sean 🔜 AAW and MAL @biorph.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
More fun today
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