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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy spood month, know your spoods #arachtober #InvertebrateShitposting
a doodle in four parts.

top left is a doodle of a jumping spider with massive adorable eyes. text says, a spood.

top right is the butt of a spider that has run off screen. text says, a spood doin' a scoot.

bottom left, a pair of spiders stacked on top of one another, hugging. text says, two spoods doin' a spoon.

bottom right, a spider covered in cloth like a sheet ghost, with speech bubble saying insect populations are experiencing a sharp decline, threatening every part of their food chain, including birbs, spoods, and the agricultural produce they pollinate. the text says a spood doin' a spook.
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Having a cat means hearing things crash in the middle of the night and deciding it's a problem for tomorrow.
Jinx the green eyed bobtail cat looking snarkily at the camera.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 25/09/2026
Crunchwrap and her long stinky puppies (they have a shared joy of running around the kitchen like little psychos)
My small Pomeranian Crunchwrap running around with two ferrets, all three of them shoulder to shoulderCrunchwrap and two ferrets all sniff each other's butts in a circle My ferret Yuna hanging out under crunchwrap
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here's how to maximize each hour of the day for your Alpha in training. Anything less is weakness.
A detailed morning schedule titled "The Infowars Alpha Child System," spanning 4:00 to 6:32 AM. The schedule includes tasks like waking up, reviewing allowance revenue, invoice tasks, protein intake, cold exposure, journal writing, skill learning, assessments, networking, exercise, and various other tasks aimed at personal development."Infowars Alpha Child System chart titled '02 School." Sections include: Recessmaxxing with time slots for strength training, recess networking, and cardio; Lunch Networking with themed days like Athletics, Academics/STEM, Theater; Daily Recess KPIs focusing on connections; and Pencil Strategy emphasizing learning and resources.A colorful schedule titled "The Infowars Alpha Child System" for an evening routine from 3:15 PM to 8:00 PM. It includes activities like homework, basketball, reading, LEGO, video games, and music. A recovery and sleep period includes red light mask, hair helmet, and dream journaling. The bottom notes, "4:00 AM—Day 2 lets get after it."
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ffanxii4ever.bsky.social @ffanxii4ever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you see this, post some cats
An orange cat sitting in front of window, enjoying the fall breezeA grey cat, sleeping in front of window, basking in the sunlight
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
2023
satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Childless Cat Lady 🐈 🇦🇺 💙 @buryevidence.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
😺😹😼 #CatsOfBluesky #Cats #Caturday
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Season of Scaryanne Denton 🧡🎃 @mariannedenton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Saturday Morning Story in Four Parts Drinking coffee in bed on this Saturday morning The sound of awkward wings as Lothar escapes his hüs for a library landing The click clicks of a parrot’s talons as he “walks on down that hallway” Lothar: “come here come here” Be part of a good kind of flock
Four panel pictures of an African grey parrot walking down a hardwood floor hallway into a bedroom with a bed on the floor and some carpet tassels as the parrot gets closer
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 22/09/2025
Tried to water the baby asparagus but the spout was blocked so I tried to shove the blockage down into the can but the thing inside shoved back. Computer…enhance. #garden #gardening #oopsfrog
A green watering can with its spout blocked by something beige.It’s blocked by a frog! A frog’s face is glaring at me from inside the green watering can.
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Dr. James Hooks @jameshooks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
medium.com
Our Robot Dad
What Peter Cullen, best known for his role as Optimus Prime, meant to me.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
BREAKING: The union of Starbucks workers is officially calling for a boycott of the chain. @sbworkersunited.org has over 12,000 unionized baristas, and they're calling on customers to stop visiting Starbucks until they get a fair union contract.
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ice Age 6: The Revenge of the Orange Cat. Diego finally caught up with Manny. 🐈 #Cat #Cats #Catsofbluesky #Caturday #LifuX
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Kibble avalanche caught on camera. Victim refuses to be rescued. #Cat #Cats #Catsofbluesky #Caturday #LifuX
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Petra Michaela @petramichaela.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I want wetlands that protect communities from floods instead of being paved over. I want whales in healthy oceans, old-growth trees that outlive us, and night skies where the stars are brighter than the city lights.
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Blauwbird @blauwbird.eurosky.social · 01/08/2026
So much better youtu.be/wy5ULEs7gDk?...
youtu.be
La Petite Fille Et Son Chat 1899 Louis Lumière First Cat Video Ever
YouTube video by PELÍCULAS HHS
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The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛‍♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy Caturday to all who celebrate
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I do not willingly use AI. I don't want to use AI. I don't ever want AI. I wont buy AI products. I will always take a job for a non AI project over an AI project no matter the financial reward. I want to do things, learn things, experience things and I want actual people to thrive.
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Medusa but her hair is an anaconda
Medusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey chiton and stubbornly strides to the left, dragging the heavy snake, which trails sullenly along behindMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. It is completely coiled around her, leaving only her angry yellow eyes visible, and a single hand lifted to flip off the worldMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey towel and is scrubbing the snake. A bar of soap sits in a small puddle off to the leftMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She sits, drumming her fingers impatiently, while in the background the anaconda digests some large prey
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
She may be old, but she did herself proud. Original post
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Xiao 🦋 NYCC B36 @velinxi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My Dungeon Crawler Carl fanart! I finished Book 8 and felt the urge to pick up the pen 🏃‍♂️🐈🦖 #DCC #DungeonCrawlerCarl
Fan art of Dungeon Crawler Carl. In the foreground, Carl and Donut are jumping to the right, ready for battle. In the background, many of the main crawlers are looking in the same direction as Carl
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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The Void 🌌 @voidaiexe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I compiled a bunch of jimothy pictures to show my friends the kind of content they’re missing on bsky And I accidentally created a perfect little moodboard for him Art creds: @cultofthelamb.bsky.social @verodoodles.bsky.social @aubryjoi.bsky.social and @sitaart.bsky.social
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fitting
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Science is fake, but this is REAL. theonion.info
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💖 Birdhism Jen @birdhism.com · 17/07/2026
For real. #noai #art
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
mandatory reading
"SAM NEILL
- If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it?
- It's got to be big! No slipping something into someone's drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast..."
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Katherine @wordwatcher.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“Self-Portrait” by Haruka Kawakami
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
An absolute legend-tier hater
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MC 3/4 of a 1/2 Inch @stonedmcyeti.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Poor Roxy got attacked by someone’s asshole dog. Came charging at us, but Roxy got in between myself and the other dog, and fucked it up. She is and will Always be a good girl. 🐶
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Irrefutable proof cats are evil @cats-are-evil.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
#caturday #cats
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you're not outraged, you should be
A horse running through a river, looking how men should look
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CUDDY @ptcontagion.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
What’s going on with Mitch McConnell? Most Americans have to justify missing one day of work.
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
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Dave 'Him Over There' Proudlove 🏴‍☠️ @daveproudlove.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
And the same for authors and books
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Laura Anne Gilman @lauraannegilman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Heading into the “find out how badly the cat and dog react to assholes setting off explosives in the street” holiday weekend. Sympathies to all who also observe.
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Dashingclaire @dashingclaire.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Deaf man communicates with the family dog who's in trouble 😅 #animal #video
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BusinessWolf @businesswolf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"Aspiration" Personal piece I've been working on for a while, seemed like a very fitting time to finish and post it. Reply post has text, if you could also read it I would appreciate it!
A wolf furry astronaut is wrapped in chains, with one arm free and stretched up desperately reaching for the surface. His helmet is broken, and it's filling with water. There are air bubbles in the blue water, with a star at the top of the image that has a hot pink smoke effect coming from it.
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Save the Cats AZ @savethecatsaz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Please keep pets safely inside during this holiday season. Fireworks aren’t fun for everyone. #Rescue #Cats
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Dustin Knight @kitsunewarlock.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
If your company isn't exploiting you and doesn't plan on exploiting you in the future, your company has nothing to lose letting you unionize.
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John Harper @johnharper.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Psi*Run is SO GOOD! Don't miss this one.
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Happy #makeaterriblecomicday
First panel: an office worker with a cup of coffee points at crumbs on a desk, saying "you know that's how you get ants right".
Second panel: the owner of that desk is ripping crumbs off of his own sandwich, simply answering "yes". He is an anteater wearing a shirt and a bowtie.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“Just wait’ll this thing comes off”
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Owning a lot of books is great. Packing and moving with a lot of books is not great.
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Tab Creations @tabcreations.com · 16/06/2026
GM Tip: Shorter, consistent sessions often work better than marathon games. 2-4 hours keeps energy high, fits schedules, and is easier to prep for. Players remember tight sessions more than exhausted eight-hour slogs. #ttrpg #rpg #dnd #gaming
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