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@festivelyplump.bsky.social
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Im a decade Older than my 50 years Australian. Im a recluse, thought I'd give this a go. Here for laughs, witty and unwitty banter, to crow about my rescue pets, and show solidarity for the next gruelling 4 years.

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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Feeling extra lonely on this Sunday afternoon
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Kyle & Jackie O are huge pieces of dung. I hope they are finished
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
People keep talking about trump leading the cost of living crisis, skyrocketing prices, wars on whims, ice atrocities and cutting SNAP, but everyone 'conveniently forgets' that he also reversed the ban on plastic straws.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Does USA have the nurse who holds your hand when they put you to sleep in the operating theatre?
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I went to mums on my gopher this morning As im driving down the driveway, my cat was chasing me and crying. I had to turn around and lock him inside until i got home.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
So bored, but not bored enough to clean the house
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I had my carpets steam cleaned for my house inspection. They looked mickey mouse. My cat went stealth and threw up in the spare room for the property manager to find. #cats #catlife
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
So trump increased the spending for the department of defence up front and cut all the funds from the back end so soldiers can't get help when returning. Just checking
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I watched the remake of Lord of the Flies. That music and the jumpy close ups of the kids faces just didn't work, not at all
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Been on hiatus with the old mental illness. But im back now.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I forgot all about bluesky. So many new things going on in my world. Xx
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Bravo apples are the absolute best apples I've EVER had #bravoapples
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minutesdrag.bsky.social @minutesdrag.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Excuse me? NO 😡
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Barbara Pocock @barbarapocock.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Today marks the 77th anniversary of the Nakba—the violent catastrophe that started the expulsion, dispossession, displacement and ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people by Israel. The Nakba is not a history lesson, the Nakba has not ended.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Smooching with Hov #catsofbluesky #catlove
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WORLDNETWORK @worldnetwork.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Northern Lights in Norway
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Ive been quiet lately because ive had a lot happening, i love bluesky.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I understand the world going hard on fast fashion. Does it make me entitled or delusional that i don't think it applies to me?
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Love these guys. Even though you refuse to add the U in behavior for me🤣 youtu.be/KofNh6YSFF8?...
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
SLAYING THE BIG ISSUES #straws #movies #donaldtrump youtu.be/HcAH_nlNV60?...
youtu.be
Trump imposes 100% tariff on foreign-made movies to save Hollywood | REUTERS
YouTube video by Reuters
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Starting to come good.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Don't stop. #robbyroadster is a good egg youtu.be/ueON-6rGKtE?...
youtu.be
Vets! - Roadsteamer singing to Veterans at the Capitol!
YouTube video by Robby Roadsteamer
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Drunk dialing was a little different in the olden days.... you'd wake up with a hangover and the white pages open.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
No money for education. No money for healthcare. No money for social security. But money for birthing. #donaldtrump youtu.be/5E16W1CFrQQ?...
youtu.be
Trump signals support for 'baby bonuses' to convince women to have children
YouTube video by MSNBC
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
'Trump speed'
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Trust me Karoline, the WHOLE WORLD ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT 'TRUMP SPEED' #karolineleavitt #donaldtrump #trumpspeed #morons
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Rex and munkee #catsofbluesky
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I used to make these. Im thinking about starting again #craft #glassflowers
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
BEAUTY TIP: Face moisturiser thats 10 years out of date, feels like grainy broth. I hate waste and even i had to wash it off, accept defeat and bin it.
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Lunabelle @lunabelle.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
This will never ever stop being funny AF. Happy Tuesday folks, have a good one x
A post of 2 black and white cats sitting together that says
"Last month my cat disappeared.  A week ago I found him and brought him home.  Today my cat came back.  Now I have two identical cats".
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Der Peter dutton. Australia is smart enough to differentiate between mud thrown by the other party AND you just being a completely dishonest knob jockey. ITS YOU THATS THE PROBLEM #auspol #peterdutton #liberal
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𝓚𝓲𝓶 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓻𝓪 🦘🌏 @kimcarrera007.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
From everyone everywhere apparently
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Ive JUST realised ive been watching 2 YouTube channels for months, thinking it was 1 channel. My sincere apologies. I don't see things like other people. And i just started following you Jessiah now i know you exist. @keithedwards.bsky.social @ponderingpolitics.bsky.social
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Josh Johnson @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
China’s reaction to the US Tariffs
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
The war in Ukraine will be over in 24 hours. So will Gaza. There will be 90 trade deals in 90 days. No tax on tips. No tax on overtime. Interest on car loans will be tax deductible. No tax on Social Security. He will balance the budget. Tariffs will pay for everything.
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Adam Bandt @adambandt.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
This is it. If you’re worried about the cost of living, housing or climate crisis – change starts with your vote. With early voting now open around the country, you can vote [1] Greens to keep Dutton out and get Labor to act. Find out how here: greens.org.au/vote
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Did anyone else notice pissy pete hegseth only had 1 side burn at the wh easter egg roll? Spotted by @keithedwards.bsky.social #pissypetehegseth #petehegseth
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Monsters will slip inside you and eat their way out. #darkwinds
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A great man is gone. RIP.
nbcnews.com
Pope Francis dies at age 88
Francis is expected to be buried at the ancient Basilica of St. Mary Major, which lies outside the Vatican walls. A conclave will soon begin to elect the new Catholic leader.
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Nick Feik @nickfeik.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
When you’re out of ideas and there’s still two weeks of campaigning left
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I so badly want a metal detector.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Hey hey Ho-Ho Pissy pete has got to go #pissypete #firehegseth
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Nori St. James AF 🎵🦋 🐚🐈 🌊 🎼 📸 ⚖️ 🎶 🎙 🐬🌞 @norisj.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
😂
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Nancy Mace is disgusting excuse for a man. #nancymaceman
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
youtu.be/Lt1aeQyT4Ww?... #dutton #hilarious
youtu.be
Temu Trump: Peter Dutton's Problem
YouTube video by Swollen Pickles
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
The high courts have essentially done FUCK ALL to reign trump in. DO SOMETHING OR SIT THE FUCK DOWN
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Susan 🌻🇺🇦🌻🐨🇦🇺🐨 🍉🇵🇸🍉 @drzuess.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
#ausvotes #auspol House prices in Australia are overpriced and unaffordable because of bad policy by successive governments. The ALP & LNP will continue this trend to get votes from those who don't or won't look at the bigger picture.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
These 2 men are the same height and same weight
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Checkmate Munkee, you biscuit piggy 3D chuck chunderer. #cattree #catit #catsofspewsky
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