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@festivelyplump.bsky.social
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Im a decade Older than my 50 years Australian. Im a recluse, thought I'd give this a go. Here for laughs, witty and unwitty banter, to crow about my rescue pets, and show solidarity for the next gruelling 4 years.

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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Feeling extra lonely on this Sunday afternoon
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Kyle & Jackie O are huge pieces of dung. I hope they are finished
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
People keep talking about trump leading the cost of living crisis, skyrocketing prices, wars on whims, ice atrocities and cutting SNAP, but everyone 'conveniently forgets' that he also reversed the ban on plastic straws.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Does USA have the nurse who holds your hand when they put you to sleep in the operating theatre?
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I went to mums on my gopher this morning As im driving down the driveway, my cat was chasing me and crying. I had to turn around and lock him inside until i got home.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Thankyou. Im using this line when they next try booking me into the looney bin.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
So bored, but not bored enough to clean the house
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I had my carpets steam cleaned for my house inspection. They looked mickey mouse. My cat went stealth and threw up in the spare room for the property manager to find. #cats #catlife
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Holy moly. My gas works out to about $10 month. Loving the sound of a 100 year old digs though.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
So trump increased the spending for the department of defence up front and cut all the funds from the back end so soldiers can't get help when returning. Just checking
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
My follow up question is 'were dropped on your head as young tacker? Its the only reasonable explanation if people don't like cats
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I watched the remake of Lord of the Flies. That music and the jumpy close ups of the kids faces just didn't work, not at all
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Australian here. Out of curiosity, do you mind if i ask how much a monthly power bill is? Im single occupant and pay $90 every 2 months
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Its called home🤣
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Been on hiatus with the old mental illness. But im back now.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I forgot all about bluesky. So many new things going on in my world. Xx
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Im terrified that half the population are ticketyboo with those facts
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Bravo apples are the absolute best apples I've EVER had #bravoapples
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Too many causes to choose from in America. Pay, healthcare, inequality, administration, corruption, gun crime.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
This has NOTHING to do with religion, an imaginary fight for good, nor is it ultruism. Mexico, Greenland, Canada, panama canal are targeted but many other countries have been affected. We have been in Australia. US have been placed on global rights watchlist. So yes, this is the world v trump
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
We have past the republicans v demotrats. Its now the world v trumps authoritarian administration
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I could dig up my dead granny and she would be a better president lol
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Pope john paul 1 will always be my hero. Pope francis is my second place
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Please change your account to 18+ if you are going get dirty!
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I understand the sentiment but i disagree.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Run, Ley, run *in forest gump voice*
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
This really doesn't count if you are American. Ive NEVER seen ANY other country have so many of its citizens working 2 jobs just to live.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Yep. It was 6 digits.
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minutesdrag.bsky.social @minutesdrag.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Excuse me? NO 😡
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
You didn't mention she has more silcone in her than my house gutters.
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Barbara Pocock @barbarapocock.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Today marks the 77th anniversary of the Nakba—the violent catastrophe that started the expulsion, dispossession, displacement and ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people by Israel. The Nakba is not a history lesson, the Nakba has not ended.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
If this administration has taught us 1 thing, its that common sense isnt common.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
So far. Ben and Jerrys is THE ONLY AMERICAN COMPANY NOT BEING BOYCOTTED BY THE WORLD
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Smooching with Hov #catsofbluesky #catlove
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
This is deep, mate. 🤣
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
In my 50 years I have never wanted to travel ANYWHERE, but this place speaks to me.
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WORLDNETWORK @worldnetwork.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Northern Lights in Norway
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Can the receiver see the time you sent it?
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Ive been quiet lately because ive had a lot happening, i love bluesky.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I understand the world going hard on fast fashion. Does it make me entitled or delusional that i don't think it applies to me?
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Not to mention, the 'free' plane will cost taxpayers 1 million bux a day for the 2 years use for el residente'. (Cost to upgrade plane security etc and divided by the days left of presidency after upgrade complete.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Love these guys. Even though you refuse to add the U in behavior for me🤣 youtu.be/KofNh6YSFF8?...
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
SLAYING THE BIG ISSUES #straws #movies #donaldtrump youtu.be/HcAH_nlNV60?...
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Trump imposes 100% tariff on foreign-made movies to save Hollywood | REUTERS
YouTube video by Reuters
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Starting to come good.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Don't stop. #robbyroadster is a good egg youtu.be/ueON-6rGKtE?...
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Vets! - Roadsteamer singing to Veterans at the Capitol!
YouTube video by Robby Roadsteamer
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Drunk dialing was a little different in the olden days.... you'd wake up with a hangover and the white pages open.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
They? BEING EVERY POLITICIAN BOTH SIDES. George has been on tv EVERYWHERE AND HES A FUCKING CRIMINAL. USA IS DEAD
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
George santos has been on tv EVERYDAY. HES A FUCKING CRIMINAL. USA IS FUCKED. NOT 1 WORD BECAUSE GEORGE WAS SLAGGING TRUMP. i hate trump. But usa is FUCKED
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I know right!.
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festivelyplump.bsky.social @festivelyplump.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I forgot no housing.
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