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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m leaving this account btw soon to merge my old art account into a personal :)) it’s gonna have the same handle as this one!!
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toy boat @spiralcloudpassage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"You're fucked either way tbh so you may as well just ride" her wisdom is so poignant like always
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The thing is (obviously) Bella should have picked Jacob.
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
bring back true male yearning
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Going back to my roots (watching twilight)
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
was trying my best to have a good second day of prehalloween by baking and watching Halloweentown but now am stuck on the couch debilitated over the all encompassing anguish suffered planet-wide. orz
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
reading (and enjoying!!!) throne of glass but no one I know has read it so I can’t talk to anyone about it and I think the guy I like most will get his heart broken orz
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it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
just write what you want to read! and if it turns out other people want to read too, well... fuck you
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Kimberly 🐘 @elephanttail.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
dubcon is when your consent is spoken in a different language, subcon is when it's spoken in the original language and translated via subtitles
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This should be fucking illegal!!! WHERE DID MY LITTLE BABY GO
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If you recline your seat back on a plane I should be allowed to hit you
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think the trend of putting a click bait title over a small video of someone doing a menial task while the actual content of the video is written in the caption (thus hoping you will leave the video looping while you read it so they get more engagement) should get ppl shot (in Minecraft)
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
There are only 11 charlisle fics with blood drinking and I’ve read the 3 that are actually completed. How are you gonna have a vampire ship and only 11/62 explicit fics have blood drinking. Whats your fucking problem? I don’t have TIME to do this shit myself
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think we should bring back locking people up in the stocks and throwing tomatoes at them, personally.
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"the spider-curse"
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I love how the south invented Sauna Everywhere Outside during summer. It’s like. Why SHOULD we have to go somewhere for one yk? Why NOT just have Sauna Everywhere Outside?
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toy boat @spiralcloudpassage.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
when are they gonna finally make Fire Emblem: Nuance?
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Whenever I’m writing something weird or wondering if anyone else will even dig this like I do, I think about Anne Rice bringing Atlantis and aliens into her gothic vampire lore and breathe a sigh of relief.
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The fact that I’m almost on page 200 of my novel manuscript is kinda so hype 😭😭
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's honestly so crazy to me that we're facing a technological revolution that could displace millions of jobs in the middle of a housing affordability crisis and every day we talk about whether a trans woman is playing sports or if someone has a non-Anglo name.
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
HELLO?
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
still thinking about the indie author who asked me where I found a typo on her first page and then said that was just her “stylistic choice 😊” and therefore not incorrect. letting anyone press publish on am*zon was a bad choice for humanity and books en masse.
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/07/2026
followed an elf into the woods behind ace hardware and he kicked the shit out of me with his stupid shoes
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Miranda Miller’s Skeleton @randymiller.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
the part where Jesus climbs down off the cross and kills all the Romans is unfortunately not in the Bible, because of woke
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Girl on the patio smoking a bowl staring at the sky after just having a crying meltdown under the bed: everything’s gonna be okay 🫶🏻
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I love losing 33% of my paycheck to taxes that fund genocide instead of my own bills! Esp while billionaires pay jack shit! This is my favorite part of being an American and definitely isn’t driving me closer to the ledge!!
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
being kind and giving an indie pub’d novel a shot since it’s free and similar to an idea I wanted to do (which means I don’t have to do it) and the author has a p decent platform built and then the very first fucking sentence is an incorrect semi-colon.
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Klasik Clasik: Chilling Duck Smokes Cigarette
Alt: Klasik Clasik: Chilling Duck Smokes Cigarette
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
don’t forget to call your representatives and ask them to pretty please vote NO on the “eating babies whenever they want” bill! make sure you ask them!! they definitely will listen and stop eating the babies you guys we just have to ask them!!! 🫶🏻
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Chewy @chewythebunny.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I came here to say I hope ivan eats till
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
As Hope said, fuck my baka chud life
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
kubo confirming hell arc...ten years later grabbing me by the hair and telling me to watch hime be reduced to a house wife and married to a man who doesn't deserve her. kill me.
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Kitty Forman Desperately Pouring a Drink
Alt: Kitty Forman Desperately Pouring a Drink
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
the worst part of my job is the dogs that come in for their Final Appointment and they're still wagging their tails and greeting me and giving kisses. I've been in this field for 5 years and still can't make it without crying every fucking time.
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mueliris.bsky.social @mueliris.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
HI HELLO my name is Muel and I'm a rainbow stag beetle vtuber! I stream a lot of pokemon :} Design by @chewythebunny.bsky.social <3 #vtuber #envtuber
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
when I pull a sword out of a girls chest it’s like loving and feminine, btw
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em @darkoblivion.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
saw this cap on tumblr and god it really is like that
picture of a cow on some grassland imagining itself grazing on that same grass. it is captioned "executive dysfunction straight up just feels like this"
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toy boat @spiralcloudpassage.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
maybe i dont want to have sex. maybe i want to fight someone until we're both hospitalized.
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
POV: you stumble upon Ichigo Kurosaki’s bsky account
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.chantal//RYAN @thoughtrise.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
PSA: you can feel multiple ways about things at once things are not a black|white nor good|evil binary you can feel 70% happy, 20% anxious, 10% mad you can like a lot of a person’s ideas but disagree with some of their takes disagreeing with someone’s stance does not make them automatically evil
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Absolutely hate being on a creative roll for a few days and then getting slapped silly with the classically debilitating, “every concept you could ever hope to formulate is stupid and nothing makes sense ever.” 🥹👍🏻
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I think it’s so slutty that hockey players hump the ice before games…like you know we’re all looking…whores.
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
finally started the interview with a vampire show and my entire mind is just Lestat. My very first problematic blond,,,,my og meow meow,,,,finally,,,FINALLY DONE JUSTICE. Jaw on the floor this is what we always could have had ....i love him....I LOVE HIM
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It is a person and their cat with the person holding a stick and string toy 

Person : "I know it's your favorite toy but there's no replayability where are the roguelike elements that ensure each playthrough is different from the last?"
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I love my friends
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Miss you and love you forever, my jaegerjaquez 🩷
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Accidentally made two of my main antagonists into doomed yaoi. Smdh.
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I think randos who act like they’re superior to others on discord should have to pay me money before they can be annoying in my vicinity
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for the archive @fernfatale.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Planes are getting insane. The etiquette of waiting until it’s your rows turn is a dying art. I just landed and people immediately stood up from the middle of the plane and rushed the front???????
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Julie @mononym.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is making a face
Alt: willem dafoe taps his temple. obvious!
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