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Fernet Bronco

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
whenever i watch k-state play i take a moment to remember one of the best online interactions i've ever had
screenshot of a tweet of mine from like 2013: "if you turn the k-state logo sideways it looks like a bird ventriloquist"two replies from the same person:

Go get a real job and leave Bill Snyder alone. You were born and raised in Louisville, Kentucut. Go fuck yourself

You Bumpkin Fuck
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
In my day, you’d start listening to Dead Kennedys or REM or Megadeth, then find other people who also like Dead Kennedys or REM or Megadeth. Then you’d meet a *girl* (or a *guy*) who liked Dead Kennedys or REM or Megadeth and also liked you 🥰 Then you would feel less isolated
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Otherwise you’d poop your pants!
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
If you’re having a normal 1 ironically for long enough, it just becomes your normal
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Run’s house!
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
It’s all one movie but with intermissions so you can use the bathroom
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I think both are true and I’m miserable all the time. The people who cope probably made the right choice
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online”
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Houston Coloradonis plays right field for the Reds and you can’t convince me otherwise
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty

superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowdSmithers whispers in Mr. Burns's earMr. Burns pushes Smithers awayNancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger

superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject
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it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
cloud backups will disappear if the server is hacked. printed backups will burn in a fire. if you want your novel to be truly safe, you gotta carve it word by word into a cave wall
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I know!
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Leaving off the shows I only saw as a kid, including the Honeymooners, because that was a long time ago and I don’t know if I’d feel the same Firefly (2002-2003) Better Off Ted (2009-2010) The Good Guys (2010) Bunheads (2012)
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
There’s a lot of bad things but honorary Olivia Rodrigo & Robert Smith dropped live recordings of them performing Friday I’m in Love and Just Like Heaven
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Omg I’m cackling
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Give em bofa dem
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
You: I killed a slaver, here is my antislavery text Honestly I can probably get behind that You: I killed an abortion doctor, here is my anti abortion text. That’s terrible but comprehensible as a motive You: I killed a rightwing activist, here are 4chan memes. What the fuck is that even
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Political violence is bad but if we are to have political violence, I would prefer understandable (even if abhorrent) motives
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Andy Vitek @avitek.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I do not care how much this annoys people on this website: there is no evidence (yet) that this guy was a groyper. Yes, there are similarities and shared DNA between groypers and the nihilistic brainrotted gaming circles this guy likely came from, but they are not the same thing.
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Can’t wait to open this email and learn how diaabetes parrasites could affect me
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
Photo of a missing slice of cheesecake that looks like a cheesecake hull floating in a deep blue ocean. The "ocean" is actually the blueberry topping on the large cheesecake that we don't see completely.
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Eternally Tired™ @kurohime1988.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
🫡
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
🎶When you got problems you can't solve It's enough to make you start to hate your friends🎶 m.youtube.com/watch?v=YbFv...
m.youtube.com
Hate Your Friends
YouTube video by The Lemonheads - Topic
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Instead of getting on the internet to be brain poisoned into killing your ideological enemies, you should be healthy like me and get on the internet to be brain poisoned into hating your ideological friends
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I’m sorry but look, you can’t go to a naked mechanical bull riding contest and then be surprised when you see a penis.
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
My position is simple and reasonable: It should be illegal to remind me that I’m old
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I don’t believe anything that the Maduro government says. But I also don’t believe anything that the Trump administration says. Conveniently, killing the 11 people was a crime even if administration’s version is true, so who’s telling the truth is not critical
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I know this makes me sound like an asshole, but while I should always endeavor to improve, part of my assistant’s job is to shore up where I’m weak not … whatever that was
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
We’re going to have to agree to disagree on that one
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The median voter is to the right of Ezra Klein The median voter is the to right of Pod Save America The median voter is to the right of Matt Yglesias The median voter is to the right of Tim Miller and Sarah Longwell
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
That Klein piece was trash but if you think he is a “centrist” I have some very bad news about where the political center of America is
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I found this great authentic Italian place in NYC. Get this, they liked us so much that when we ran out of breadsticks, they brought a whole new order FOR FREE. Thank you, Olive Garden! Hospitaliano!
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Steven Crowder "CHANGE MY MIND" meme with "I SHOULD POST THROUGH AN ATF INVESTIGATION" in the blank space on the sign
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Kash Patel personally taking charge of the investigation
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I follow politics to an unhealthy degree and I’ve never read anything Kirk wrote or hear anything he said, other than spinets presented to me by leftwing pundits to teach me that Kirk’s ideas were terrible. Why would any normal person intentionally listen to him talk for more than a minute?
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
One of the many advantages the right has by having its own siloed media ecosystem is normal people have little knowledge of it, so it’s easy for normal people to think of Kirk as just a guy who went to campuses to argue about politics
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
My 7-year-old doesn’t find it cringe
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESSOR
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
We need ore Charlie Kirks, except for promoting progressive taxation and the welfare state instead of revanchist bigotry
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The greatest minds in history are on the case
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Cut them horizontally
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I saw this a couple of days ago. Maybe it will cheer you up
Porsche 911 with cool blue, orange and white racing stripes
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Senator Scott Wiener @scottwiener.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Multiple things can be true: Political violence is toxic & Charlie Kirk’s assassination must be condemned. Kirk was exceptionally talented & helped build a movement. That movement brainwashed many young men with bigoted, violent poison. Condemn his murder, but do not lionize him.
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Fernet Bronco @fernetbronco.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
They are really stupid about this. You don’t hassle visitors to your dictatorship! You show them how great your dictatorship is, how free and happy everyone is
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