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Fernando

@fernando3eb.bsky.social
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Xenial zombie desperately seeking caffeine. Qualifications: - Sarcastic ✅ - Unhealthily attached to work ✅ - Amateur horticulturalist ✅ 🌈📍San Diego, CA.

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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Haircut day. It happens about twice a year, ha!!! 😂
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pup-phelan.bsky.social @pup-phelan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
And for the start of this week, I bring you my hanging balls. Happy snacking!
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Daytime wanderings. Nothing like clear skies a long drive through the desert to help clear the mind 🧘🏽‍♂️
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Nighttime wanderings... Everyone walks through museums at 2am, right??? 👀🫣
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
If anyone knows what kind of paint this is, and would like to recreate it, please let me know 😈
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
That is so fucking sexy!... $4.01 a gallon??? Pass me the lotion! 🧴💦
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
A wee taste of the event. Honestly, if you're in San Diego and can experience this, you should definitely give it a go!!!
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Star Wars, with a symphony playing the music, outdoors at the bay: it was a complete nerdgasm!!!
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
And for this lovely and sunny World Naked Gardening Day, I bring you one modest nipple 😜 What???? There's Grandma's and aunties around; I had to be discreet lol 🫣
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It is Friday, May the 1st, on the year of our Lord (Caffeine 🙌🏽) 2026. Current status:
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
She's 42!!!
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
"Happy Monday" A story in 4 vignettes 😁
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Also, what is it about hotel lighting that manages to soften out the haggardness of going to bed at 4 am. Especially after a day of gorging on Roscoe's Chicken-Waffle? Food hangovers are no joke. There should be a PSA... Oh wait! Don't overeat late at night kids or you'll look like this 😜👇🏽
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Huntington Beach was freezing yesterday and yet, it was absolutely beautiful! And there were people in the water... I would be instantly tucked (no need for duct tape) if even a single one of my toes would've touched the water lol 😅🥶
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The day we lost Dolores was the day the 90s died for me for the second time. This band, along with artists like Pearl Jam & Alanis Morissette, defined my teen years. And while I still play all those 90s artists' hits 30+ years later, The Cranberries is the one band that often hurts too much to play.
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Looking back on my FB I did not realize how long ago most of my pictures go. So for TBH, I bring to you me as I am today (after a much needed haircut) va. Me in highschool... Can you spot me?
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✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ @the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
“What side you standing on?” The Strokes at Coachella 🔥
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Cheez-and-crackers, it's like this was written especially for me!
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
This is the type of relationship I want! 😁
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Not my house but I know my way around
I love this place when the nutrinos are in bloom
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Hiking day goodness and weirdness at San Clemente & Tecolote Canyons... I do not know wtf an Epstein baby sandwich is either 😂
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Kilian Schönberger @kilianschoenberger.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Scotland Tomorrow I'll be back. Looking forward to discover this mystical stretch of land again. #landscapephotography #landschaftsfotografie #fog
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Picking up food for the kids. Taking care of other people's children was NOT in my 2026 bingo card... They cute tho 😁
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I saw this ad on tv in 2002
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Feeling represented 😌 Also, these are dangerously good! I was informed of their existence only yesterday by a friend who is 5'10" and a-buck-20, soaking wet. Isn't it ironic... Don't you think?
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T @desertdemon666.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Happy Friday the 13th🔪🩸🩸🩸
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
My anesthesiologist was so ridiculously hot that I didn't even mind the rest of it! Lol 🤤 Stay thirsty (like me) my friends!!! 😜🤗
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Me, right now! 😎
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Dead of winter ain't quite so dead!!! We are ready for Spring!!!
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Did I break it? Yes Did I fix it? Well... It's about as fixed as my mental health so, it'll have to do! 😎🫣 Time for tamales 😋
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Good morning world! Time to caffeinate!
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Been working since 3:30am and it's now 7pm and I'm still in the office. Even this thick monster isn't able to keep me up anymore 😅😴
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
It's the middle of winter in SD... I think. But it's 80°, sunny enough to tan your nethers at Blacks beach... Must go ASAP cuz the nethers are barely a medium- shade brown now as opposed to their usual deep-dark-mocha... & my apples are apple-blossoming!!! 🤩🤩🤩
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Solid advice spotted on the wall at the diner
Advice I would give my younger self is: Get on Lexapro sooner!
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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John Topper @jct49.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
So I'm driving up the freeway, minding my own, having a shit morning, as per tradition, when Dust in the Wind comes on the radio... My butthole puckered immediately, my blood pressure went up, and I started looking for the signs. Thank you Final Destination for ruining an entire generation!!! 😂
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a man in a suit and tie is driving a car with make a gif.com at the bottom
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is driving a car with make a gif.com at the bottom
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
She'll be coming down the mountains to Palm Springs! Ok, it's Palm Desert, but it's close enough 😉
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Cooling off the lemon drizzle... Looks like crap, tastes like... Well, lemon lol
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🏖️ 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕠 🏖️ @paradisepapito.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Oh you noticed 😅 I have been eating more tacos this summer
Heart shaped tray of tacos with red roses in the center
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I can buy myself flowers... But I rather grow them 😎
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
And back to work... Did I drink all 3? Yes. Are my kidneys ok?... Meh 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Palm Spring beckoned, we answered
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Can a bitch cook or can a bitch cook!!!
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Why do lunch when you can garden instead.
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
So, apparently, we're not meant to be happy all the time... It's mid-morning, on a Sunday, tons of chores to do, and my coffee is not doing its job... SUCCESS! 🤬 😂
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Fearing for his life from what? Drowning in pussy?????? www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
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Man falsely identified as Brian Thompson shooter fears for his life
As the manhunt for United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson's cold-blooded killer widens, a political personality who was identified as matching the suspect's description is crying foul.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The otter who cried wolf
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