Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Haircut day. It happens about twice a year, ha!!! 😂 1241
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 29/06/2026And for the start of this week, I bring you my hanging balls. Happy snacking! 1140
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Daytime wanderings. Nothing like clear skies a long drive through the desert to help clear the mind 🧘🏽♂️ 1280
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Nighttime wanderings... Everyone walks through museums at 2am, right??? 👀🫣 0130
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026If anyone knows what kind of paint this is, and would like to recreate it, please let me know 😈 1121
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026That is so fucking sexy!... $4.01 a gallon??? Pass me the lotion! 🧴💦 040
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 04/05/2026A wee taste of the event. Honestly, if you're in San Diego and can experience this, you should definitely give it a go!!! 020
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Star Wars, with a symphony playing the music, outdoors at the bay: it was a complete nerdgasm!!! 0100
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 02/05/2026And for this lovely and sunny World Naked Gardening Day, I bring you one modest nipple 😜 What???? There's Grandma's and aunties around; I had to be discreet lol 🫣 1261
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 01/05/2026It is Friday, May the 1st, on the year of our Lord (Caffeine 🙌🏽) 2026. Current status: 4200
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Also, what is it about hotel lighting that manages to soften out the haggardness of going to bed at 4 am. Especially after a day of gorging on Roscoe's Chicken-Waffle? Food hangovers are no joke. There should be a PSA... Oh wait! Don't overeat late at night kids or you'll look like this 😜👇🏽 2392
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Huntington Beach was freezing yesterday and yet, it was absolutely beautiful! And there were people in the water... I would be instantly tucked (no need for duct tape) if even a single one of my toes would've touched the water lol 😅🥶 040
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 24/04/2026The day we lost Dolores was the day the 90s died for me for the second time. This band, along with artists like Pearl Jam & Alanis Morissette, defined my teen years. And while I still play all those 90s artists' hits 30+ years later, The Cranberries is the one band that often hurts too much to play. 030
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Looking back on my FB I did not realize how long ago most of my pictures go. So for TBH, I bring to you me as I am today (after a much needed haircut) va. Me in highschool... Can you spot me? 0110
Reposted by Fernando✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ @the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social · 20/04/2026“What side you standing on?” The Strokes at Coachella 🔥 833197797
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Cheez-and-crackers, it's like this was written especially for me! 020
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Hiking day goodness and weirdness at San Clemente & Tecolote Canyons... I do not know wtf an Epstein baby sandwich is either 😂 040
Reposted by FernandoKilian Schönberger @kilianschoenberger.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Scotland Tomorrow I'll be back. Looking forward to discover this mystical stretch of land again. #landscapephotography #landschaftsfotografie #fog 994342335
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Picking up food for the kids. Taking care of other people's children was NOT in my 2026 bingo card... They cute tho 😁 060
Reposted by Fernandodancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I saw this ad on tv in 2002 71699
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Feeling represented 😌 Also, these are dangerously good! I was informed of their existence only yesterday by a friend who is 5'10" and a-buck-20, soaking wet. Isn't it ironic... Don't you think? 0170
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 10/03/2026My anesthesiologist was so ridiculously hot that I didn't even mind the rest of it! Lol 🤤 Stay thirsty (like me) my friends!!! 😜🤗 0150
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Dead of winter ain't quite so dead!!! We are ready for Spring!!! 0200
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Did I break it? Yes Did I fix it? Well... It's about as fixed as my mental health so, it'll have to do! 😎🫣 Time for tamales 😋 0170
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Been working since 3:30am and it's now 7pm and I'm still in the office. Even this thick monster isn't able to keep me up anymore 😅😴 1220
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 18/01/2026It's the middle of winter in SD... I think. But it's 80°, sunny enough to tan your nethers at Blacks beach... Must go ASAP cuz the nethers are barely a medium- shade brown now as opposed to their usual deep-dark-mocha... & my apples are apple-blossoming!!! 🤩🤩🤩 1190
Reposted by FernandoBen 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Solid advice spotted on the wall at the diner 2823
Reposted by FernandoJohn Topper @jct49.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the 391312646446
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 18/08/2025So I'm driving up the freeway, minding my own, having a shit morning, as per tradition, when Dust in the Wind comes on the radio... My butthole puckered immediately, my blood pressure went up, and I started looking for the signs. Thank you Final Destination for ruining an entire generation!!! 😂media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is driving a car with make a gif.com at the bottomALT: a man in a suit and tie is driving a car with make a gif.com at the bottom 070
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 14/08/2025She'll be coming down the mountains to Palm Springs! Ok, it's Palm Desert, but it's close enough 😉 1320
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Cooling off the lemon drizzle... Looks like crap, tastes like... Well, lemon lol 0180
Reposted by Fernando🏖️ 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕠 🏖️ @paradisepapito.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Oh you noticed 😅 I have been eating more tacos this summer 171
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 28/06/2025I can buy myself flowers... But I rather grow them 😎 0160
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 28/06/2025And back to work... Did I drink all 3? Yes. Are my kidneys ok?... Meh 🤷🏽♂️ 0270
Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025So, apparently, we're not meant to be happy all the time... It's mid-morning, on a Sunday, tons of chores to do, and my coffee is not doing its job... SUCCESS! 🤬 😂 0320
Reposted by FernandoGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Fearing for his life from what? Drowning in pussy?????? www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...dailymail.co.ukMan falsely identified as Brian Thompson shooter fears for his lifeAs the manhunt for United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson's cold-blooded killer widens, a political personality who was identified as matching the suspect's description is crying foul. 1428414
Reposted by FernandoGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 31/12/2024The otter who cried wolf 11726