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Fernando

@fernando3eb.bsky.social
618 followers 2K following 131 posts

Xenial zombie desperately seeking caffeine. Qualifications: - Sarcastic ✅ - Unhealthily attached to work ✅ - Amateur horticulturalist ✅ 🌈📍San Diego, CA.

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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I wanna bury my face in that furry tummy 🤤🤤🤤
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Just lemme know when you're available and I'll be open... Or maybe you should open me up yourself
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dude, I might be too tight for all that meat but damn if I wouldn't have a helluva good time finding out hehe 😈
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I have two that you might like 😈
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I may have to save this picture for future, ummm... research. Yup that's it 😈💦 A friend's research... (Friend = 🍆) Hehe
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Haircut day. It happens about twice a year, ha!!! 😂
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sounds like 🍇, feels like 🤤💦 Hehe 😈
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Let's make it happen 😈 Where are you located?
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That is a beautiful furry butt you got there my friend! Chef's kiss!!!
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
You are freaking gorgeous! If you'd like an expert tongue worshiping all that goodness, let me know 😈😉
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'd love to practice some breath work while sliding on that pole of yours 🤤
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The only question now is: who washes whose back first? 😈
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
You need no invitation, handsome. You can join me anytime!!! 😘
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pup-phelan.bsky.social @pup-phelan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Thank you sir! I still don't know how I did it, but I am not questioning it. I'm just gonna let it do its thing ;)
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
And for the start of this week, I bring you my hanging balls. Happy snacking!
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Dayum! The Lord giveth with both hands when he made that booty of yours! Need a face to keep it warm? 😈
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Damn, looks good enough to sit on 😈
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Where do I sign up, sir?
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Yes please hehe 😈
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Damn, can you tie me up like that, please??? 🤤
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
You're the cute one, luv! 😘😍
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hello gorgeous! Glad we can see that handsome face! 😍
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Daytime wanderings. Nothing like clear skies a long drive through the desert to help clear the mind 🧘🏽‍♂️
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Nighttime wanderings... Everyone walks through museums at 2am, right??? 👀🫣
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Hehehe, no chance of that. I'd be spooning you, kissing your back, and caressing that furry tummy of yours all night
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Let me just scoot in next to you. Don't mind my wandering hands... And cock hehe
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Totally being honest here. You're freakin' adorable 😍
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
That's the kind of good time that I'm looking for stud!
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I'll make sure to coat your entire throat! And if you slide that giant cock of yours in my hole afterwards, I'll give you a second load!
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
So long as you drink up what you drain then I'm good with that plan 😈
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Yeah you are, you gorgeous man! 😍
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Wanna come over and tug on them? 😈
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
You should come over and have a taste, stud 😘
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You can do with me whatever you want sir! My body is your sex toy. Have fun!
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Hey handsome. I'd love to! But your messages are disabled here hehe. But mine are open 😘
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Just in this one??? Dude, you're hot in every single picture!!!
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Feel free to DM me a picture 😈 I would love to see the cock you'd be pumping in me 🥵🤤
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
If anyone knows what kind of paint this is, and would like to recreate it, please let me know 😈
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
That is so fucking sexy!... $4.01 a gallon??? Pass me the lotion! 🧴💦
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Sounds like you're gonna have quite the adventure! What do you have planned? (Or are we gonna it see in posts?)
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Happy birthday cutie!!! Hope you had an amazing day doing gay shit 🤗🤗🤗
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
How about I work it up and down, then front to back... And linger there for a while 🤤
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
And I very much like that furry little tummy of yours. Looks like a lovely face (and tongue) pillow 😁
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Just a few? Am I the only one topping tonight? Let's double that so we can flip 😈
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Oh shit, I left it unattended... What's my punishment? 😈
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Thank you stud!
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Why thank you! It is such a cute representation of true love... Of murder lol
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
You should always put it in your mouth! But if it short-circuits and starts getting ready to blow in your mouth, we will need to transfer it to your ass so it can take the blow 😈
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Fernando @fernando3eb.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Be warned, if you squeeze it too hard or wield it too rough, it tends to blow sparks. So wield it with... Complete lack of caution 😈
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