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THE WEE MALKIES

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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 22h
and mojitos
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
don’t worry, tomorrow will be worse
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are posters possessed of such remarkable intuition, such uncanny prescience, one would think they were somehow recalling their posts, not posting them as we scroll.
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The presence of massive and ever-increasing economic inequal-ity, combined with the rise of autocracy and growing political disempowerment even for the very rich, are features that contemporary US and UK societies share with the ancient periods in which Stoicism was most popular. It is a philosophical and psychological system designed to comfort the rich and powerful for any perceived limits on their power, by assuring them that they are, after all, in control of everything that matters. It also conveniently promotes an idea of 'virtue' that is compatible with ignoring or enabling the suffering of everyone else in the world.
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the ideal poster body. You may not like it, but this is what peak poster performance looks like.
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sometimes you do the fucking news sometimes the fucking news does you
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wee malkies, the gemme’s a bogey!
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when a pundit gets fired from their job the only way they have to find out is by name searching themselves on social media
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
open ai openly committing crime as a marketing strategy is the most boldly innovative thing about them www.techspot.com/news/114003-...
techspot.com
OpenAI pauses training after a model escaped containment, and its kill switch failed
OpenAI's incident report links the pause to a separate September 20 escape from a restricted training environment. An internal research model found a gap in DNS filtering...
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can html feel pain? html doesn’t just feel pain html is paralyzed in an agonizing world of ceaseless terrors
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how many starving kids could you feed with just their pr budget not even including all the money wasted on being lab rats
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
opening a restaurant with my deadbeat junkie brother
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s all I wanted someone to say
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gen z dont bring a big bowl of ice and bottle of spring water for a cold plunge to a job interview
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when i win the lottery i wont tell anyone but i will retain a high profile public relations shop to plant glam profiles all over your timeline documenting how i am desperately trying to escape overwhelming guilt and dread with 4am cold plunges
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BIGTIMIO
@OrevaZSN
YouTubers be like "wake up at 4am and run, that's alpha! No, it's not. Look at apex predators; they're all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
had they lived would they have done it? … then they were spared their disillusion well, who are you? fella like you, trying to make it to retirement well, at the end of the day we are likely to be punished for our kindnesses
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
billy pencils has been compromised by a prompt injection attack probably because he has a thing for an effective altruist/rationalist
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
andrew HGHberman teaching probability?
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
stancil’s sandbox is misconfigured
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
easier to pretend you’re solving speculative sci-fi ai doomsday scenarios by arguing about them online than it is to solve real problems
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
pyaperclips kyevan
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
real mask off moment triple entendre don’t ask me how
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
roose & newton are the biggest rubes in tech journalism - yah bro one the great tragedies of the century is the unpopularity of clanker slop
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
little dick energy half-life 2 citadel
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i really liked it when instead of laughing at his own delivery of a thrice recycled new rule bit twice before the punchline bill maher screamed “WOOOOOOO” mid setup and it left the overzealous audience plants in stunned silence
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the kind of post you read on a forum based off of dream of the red chamber fanfic
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
discussing ai x-risk with the homies might have an orgy later
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
brand it however you want but sex addict with a messiah complex is the most basic bitch run of the mill cult shit ever
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lost my appetite at the rationalist orgy buffet because eliezer yudkowsky cut the line wearing nothing but a fedora
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
let’s see paul allen’s blockcurve
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
they’re not even waiting until she gets out of jail www.npr.org/2025/05/10/n...
npr.org
Elizabeth Holmes' partner raises millions for new biotech testing startup
The incarcerated former Silicon Valley star is advising her partner on a new health tech startup. Holmes was convicted of defrauding investors in her blood-testing company Theranos.
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
1st time i opened claude code the artifact it produced to fix a bug that should have been a one-liner had 84 build errors so i closed claude code and wrote the fix myself
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
you can call me delusional and:/or a liar but xcode agents are still just really bad autocomplete and counterproductive in large legacy codebases
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
astute af bruh
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
bring out out the claude i think claude’s sleeping now I guess you‘ll just have to go wake em up now ain’t ya
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
don’t give a fuck bout what
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
when i win the lottery i won’t tell anyone but i will retain a high profile public relations shop to plant so many glam profiles all over your timeline it will make you vomit
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
the assassin aura farming appreciation thread
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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