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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔

@feralgrumpy.bsky.social
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Aging weirdo winging it with mixed results. I can relate to a hammer in that the hammer is forgotten once the nails are struck. Now with extra irrelevance!

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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, I'm late to the party again.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nobody needs a Charlie in the box.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can't wait until we get to this part.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Major accomplishment of the day. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm not a sportsball guy, but the new Bills uniforms look like AI slop skins from a budget videogame.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sure, ranch is ranch, but just imagine the spooky dookie the next day. 👻💩
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
😵‍💫🤢
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The soup has soupened.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone dgaf that I have to get ready for my doctor's appointment.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The level of stealth and subtlety I deal with.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎶 Yeah I'm meee-eeat, meatballin' 🎶
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Free shopping list app just put corn on the cob as a medical product. I'm not sure what to do with this information. 🫪
Corn on the cob under medical products category
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🙄🤡
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batmanuel Day!
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Now opening for Ed Sheeran...
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney holiness
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
POTATO (I got nothing.)
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I believe him.
If you come to my bbq, all the steaks will be f*cked. That's just how I roll.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: GG Allin stays dead, no longer opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey Lando, you make a better dork than a window.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Same guy
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell rolling into the Senate.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Made labels for my liquor projects.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is this the most Gen x bottle opener or what?
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Chicken and rice because it's not stupid hot today.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Has a movie aged worse than Get Him to the Greek?
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
From the fridge files
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
From a simpler time...
Poorly executed Bart Simpson with words Eat Pant.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
See a Spock, post a Spock.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Here's Bob. He's a wandering food enthusiast in the neighborhood. He may be too feral for snuggles yet, but I like that he's a rebel who spells his name backwards.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Who did it worse?
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh shit, what if he's doing a "Chris Gaines"? Weird move for a traitorous pedo.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Early heads up
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hmmm
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Post a picture of you from another era not a good era
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Nice! I make a tarted up version of that too. (That's BBQ sauce)
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🥸
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Breffist for dinner
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Today is alchemy day at Casa de Grumpy.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Jumbo Baby Dills? Have the jumbo shrimp signed off on this?
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Same guy
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I hope they don't return.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Happy 3rd Gotcha day to Lando, aka fart baby, et al. He butt blasted us all the way home from the carrier and we had to put the windows down. His older sister is still not a fan.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
😅
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hell if I know. 😵‍💫
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Random little guy has been showing up, so the least I can do is offer breakfast.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No, of course not. But maybe...
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