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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔

@feralgrumpy.bsky.social
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Aging weirdo winging it with mixed results. I can relate to a hammer in that the hammer is forgotten once the nails are struck. Now with extra irrelevance!

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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1m
When all of the signs you see still point to overload. youtu.be/5nSezRWIH6g?...
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Cop Shoot Cop - Room 429 (1993)
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1h
Another hypocrite son of immigrants opposed to birthright citizenship. Fk that traitor.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1h
I think what makes it supreme is sour cream. That's how Dr. Strange became sorcerer supreme.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 2h
All things being equal, I'd rather make brass angels on the way out.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 2h
That's a contender for the next soup in the series.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 2h
Nuh uh.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 6h
Mariachi bands
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 6h
At some point all of his exes stared deeply into his good eye and thought he was the one. That's profoundly sad.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 7h
I'm nowhere near blocking you, so that's something.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 7h
Bleedmaxing?
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 9h
If Dr. Seuss was updated.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 12h
Not to be confused with hobnobblins, who just hang out loitering.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 12h
The scale is so awkward. I wasn't prepared.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 12h
"We need to marginalize enough people to keep enlisting in the military."
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 12h
BattleBots did not prepare me for how much I would enjoy watching robots eat 💩.
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Robot Dies
ALT: Robot Dies
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 12h
He had a werewolf baby in another project.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 12h
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Hi Hakeem Hakeem Hasworth
ALT: Hi Hakeem Hakeem Hasworth
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 12h
The company that made those and bank pen chains must've taken a hit
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 13h
😆
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Wile E. Coyote from Looney Tunes
ALT: Wile E. Coyote from Looney Tunes
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 13h
Like soup season, but for necks.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 13h
I'm positive that it's a problem. 😅
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 13h
Our yellow pages just arrived and it's pretty much a comic book.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cthulhu cheese
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"That's some worm." - me playing Dune.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Elmo didn't even get his own high scores on video games.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whoa, save some for eggnog later.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🎶Time marches on! For whom the bowl Crohns!🎶
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kierkegaard has entered the chat.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's the beanbag in an epic game of corn hole.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
ALT: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lonely teeth?
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My fervent wish for Kid Rock is that he reunites with Joe C very soon.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did he mistake Bob Rock for a make a wish kid? That's not reaching across barriers, that's reaching into the toilet.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sounds mean to your rear end.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The W too, it's just an upside down M.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you woken up with a facehugger recently?
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me to my gf "Sorry, I'm not on my C game today."
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just ask Altman's sister.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"This Burlaprador retriever is my service animal."
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, I'm late to the party again.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like if you buy a tamagotchi that tries to kill you, maybe it should.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Halloween decorations are up in the living room because they stay up all year. 👻
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder how big of a kickback Russia gave him.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe the real Satan is all the friends we made along the way.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nice! Yes, Aldi Rotel is a staple, also the little cans of chiles.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Healthcare for all and living wages would keep many people from enlisting, and that's why we don't have them yet.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Woodsman? That's not how Hipster Douche is spelled.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Very spiffy!
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I started making a version of hamburger helper last year. 1 pound ground meat, 1 box short boi pasta, 1 can condensed cheese soup and either cream cheese or shredded of your choosing. You can add more stuff if you want, you'll have leftovers.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've never seen them in the same room.
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Nsza: Gollum from Lord of the Rings
ALT: Nsza: Gollum from Lord of the Rings
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