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Jessica Martin

@femmieblue82.bsky.social
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Proud Jezebel #Bluesier from #Indiana. Badass lab tech and #feminist witch! I'm nobody really, but I'm a determined nobody and I'm ready to fight! 🚫MAGA 🚫DM #Heavymetal #ATVs #nailgirlie

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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Movie was ok, but what I was most amazed by is how quickly things combusted in the 70s. Dude just waves a flaming piece of paper around a room & curtains & woodwork are ablaze in seconds. If that's true, y'all really took big chances smoking so many cigarettes back then.
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Nowplaying is "Madhouse" from 1974 starting creepy old Vinnie P & Peter Cushing. My expectations are high going into this.
Movie poster for the 1974 horror film "Madhouse"
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today's schlock #watch is The Island of Terror from 1966. A movie in which this...thing dissolves peoples' bones & drinks them to survive while Peter Cushing looks on in horror.
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Congrats, everyone, I didn't explode. I went home and ate some Chinese, got a shower, popped a gummy, put my phone in my nightstand & watched Nic Cage movies til bedtime just to know there is someone nuttier than me out there still & I feel much better today.
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#Anxiety is cranked up to a 12 today. I'm so hot fire pissed off today & my heart is just thudding in my chest. If I quit posting, just assume I exploded & that I'm no longer miserable.
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My wish for today is that Excel would become a person just so I could punch it in the fucking face.
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Skuzy @skuzy1572.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A high-profile athlete on campus raised his hand and said, in utter disbelief, “That can’t be right. By that definition, everyone I’ve ever had sex with I’ve raped.” Unbelievable
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now I must know.
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This must be one of my dyslexia days or something. Everyone gets #lab resutls instead of results today.
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I woke up in the most absolutely shitty #mood today, so if anyone needs some walls taken down by hand or maybe a car set on fire, please don't hesitate to ask.
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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Not all men" I keep seeing this...so let's use it. "Not all men" are doing enough to to stop rape culture. We all need to do better. It's not up to women to stop this, it's up to us.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's because MAGA morons are all brain-dead, racist, bigoted fuckwits.
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hearing religion and Elon Musk are both in the White House is as reassuring as drinking ten shots and going to a frat party
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eddie0028.bsky.social @eddie0028.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And 86taco47 would be calling for their executions
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some of these church daycares need to be shut down. I used to attend a church that had one & they let anyone from the congregation that wanted to work there with zero vetting or oversight. It's the perfect hunting ground for creeps & predators.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Skuzy @skuzy1572.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is why red states are suggest diesel tax pause and are lowering standards for diesel like Indiana just did. Anything to hide the cost of the Iran war from republicans by republicans.
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All together now, 1..2..3..Clench for the human race!!!
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On the drive to Joliet, IL today, I saw a restaurant called Jerk n Go in Merrillville #Indiana and the 12 year old in me couldn't help but burst out laughing.
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got my own little Jack Smith moment today when a co worker thought they were going to insert themselves in the middle of a conversation & tell me what's what & ended up looking like an ass because they butted in. It was glorious because he is really whiny & nosy 🤣🤣🤣
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The vet said she is fine, it's either a cold or a seasonal irritant. Heart, lungs, temp were all great. We're going to give some cough tabs & Zyrtec to help. I hafta watch my mom giving her table food though. She gained 8 pounds since July because Mamaw spoils her 💙💙
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Same
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KatOtis! @kat-otis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What do you want to bet that if any of these violent dudes are held accountable, it'll be the top middle guy, and/or the lower righthand guy? 🤔😡 Yeah, I'm already pre-angry.
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Need some good vibes for this old #doggo today. She has developed a cough that looks like it's causing her pain. We're going to see the peanut butter lady (the vet) today. She is my best friend so I'm hoping for not so bad news 💙💙
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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George Ramsay @georgeramsay366.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Skuzy @skuzy1572.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We partied like girls gone tired tonight with some jello shots, cake, presents & some surprise fireworks because an event was going on at the fairgrounds behind the house. Mom had a great birthday & it makes my heart happy
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I paid $12 for a 4pk of these, but it's worth every penny 💙💙💙
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Hoosier leftist @chrisarrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guts. Too bad there’s none where it matters
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Hoosier leftist @chrisarrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This such a shit. A crooked shit.
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WEDNESDAY FRIENDS #9 @carlchri.bsky.social @sandyc06.bsky.social @steampunkkettle.bsky.social @she4democracy.bsky.social @oscuro-nube.bsky.social @mrsblocking.bsky.social @phooph.bsky.social @liberalclipper.bsky.social @reactionshots.bsky.social @trevorspoke.bsky.social
A meme with a tweet asking about the best way to dispose of a body, and a humorous reply suggesting leaving it in Congress so it can make laws.
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm already exhausted & grouchy because I tossed & turned til midnight over this scammer thing & for some reason I have Ventura Highway stuck in my head, then the most annoying person @ work just walked in 2hr early. Jesus, take the wheel
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I didn't realize that something that seems as mundane as odometer fraud is such an organized, mafia-esque thing that also involves trafficking people. Fuck #scammers. Life is hard enough without these dirtbags
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Guys I had a dream last night that my car broke down & I had to break into a mobile home for a place to stay. It was occupied by other people who took care of an old woman together & travelled the country selling crafts & telling people to vote for the good of all. It was great & I wish it was real.
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel like Ludacris and Shaq are competing for how many shitty companies they can shill for in crappy commercials.
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unicorncancer159.bsky.social @unicorncancer159.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This Sunday's #scifi schlock #watch is:
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I guess my brains are in better shape than I gave them credit for today Wordle 1,919 3/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Love me some 50s #scifi 🤣🤣 Today's #flick is "The Giant Claw." Would you pee yourself out of fear of from laughing too hard at the sight of this? 🤣🤣🤣
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Excited to get this #work day done because I get to play with this little guy today! My sis is bringing him over for a playdate with my #dog. He wants a playmate but her cat is not really into him 🤣🤣
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
She must keep every filthy diaper throughout the day, so it doesn’t fall into the wrong hands.
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have a #question that Google isn't helping me much with. We found a bunch of old #photos that my great uncle took after the concentration camps were liberated in #WWII. Some of them are pretty gruesome & we don't want to keep them. Is this something an #archive or a #collector might want? 1/2
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hubby is out of town & I have the whole day to myself w/only one chore to do. After that, it's mani time. I haven't done my #nails since we started reno'ing my uncle's house back in February, and I'm jonesing for some cat eye!
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Mashtim Bakir @mashtimbakir.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Vegetables, meat and pretty much every other food is a risk to eat now. If I’m gonna die, I’d rather it be from cookie dough than diarrhea lettuce.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 13/09/2026
Q: Why do Republican men cry during sex? A: The pepper spray.
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Hoosier leftist @chrisarrick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So if I vote twice do I get $10k?
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Jessica Martin @femmieblue82.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The guy that owns the only liquor store in town is super pissed @ the Felon. He said he likely won't sell Crown Royal anymore after he sells the 15 cases he has. The tariff will force him to either ⬆️ the $ on crown so ⬆️ no one could buy it, or ⬆️ the $ of everything & risk losing his business. #FDT
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