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captain elf

@felezens.bsky.social
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rob plounce's ffxiv/fandom account! 🔞 i'm rob, 29, they, white, lesbian tomte peregrin (maduin, dynamis) - early 20s, she, lesbian (main) ryne waterelt (maduin, dynamis) - babey (npc/replay alt)

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み @scissortropical.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
best expansion ever #dawntrail
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nekh @ ascian battery pack @nekh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[endwalker] elpis 2 [ #ffxiv #art ]
three drawings of the viera warrior of light (misha) in elpis.
emet-selch glares at a frowning hermes and says “it’s actually totally normal and a huge honor to kill yourself when you retire. we all do it. don’t be a pussy.” misha stares at emet-selch in disbelief and thinks “what the fuck”
hythlodaeus joyfully tells misha, “when emet-selch and azem retire we’re all gonna kill ourselves together.” misha stares at him in horror and thinks “everyone in the world unsundered is CRAZY!”
venat stands off to the side while emet-selch tells misha, “venat is a freak because she retired without killing herself”. misha clasps his hands with tears in his eyes and thinks “thank fuck hydaelyn is normal”
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captain elf @felezens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ffxiv expacs ranked by yurifulness 1. dawntrail (lamasphene numero uno!!!!) 2. stormblood (women being foils w e/o) 3. shadowbringers (ryne is an msq character so rynegaia counts) 4. endwalker (zeroshtola in patches) 5. arr (women crushing on yugiri in patches) 6. heavensward (least womanful expac)
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월 @mondayday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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captain elf @felezens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thancred trying to choke down a 5th viagra
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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm seeing a lot of these images for fortunes weave and I'm glad people are having fun I just can't help but always think of this one every time I see one
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charlie! 😷🌱 @birth 🎉🎂🎁 @turnaboutsister.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
guys can you do me a favor. i need you to vote for overwatch in this poll. i have not played it since 2018. but a vote for overwatch is a vote against soj. www.tumblr.com/wrightfamily... you have to do this for me. for winston.
A tumblr post with a gorilla emoji and a child emoji. “‘Excuse me, for….. Being a single mother’ - single mother winston”
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nekh @ ascian battery pack @nekh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nobody in the world unsundered deserved hermes and every single person who gave him that "sure, sure, if that's how you want it!" while looking at him like he's crazy WILL be dealt with. all of you will be dealt with. sundered the lot of you
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nekh @ ascian battery pack @nekh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the emet-selch of the world unsundered like "i literally cannot conceptualize what it's like to feel grief so strongly" don't worry white boy. you are going to fucking learn
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captain elf @felezens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you could make a really crazy hydaelyn and/or meteion and/or endless sphene amv to ajj's temple grandin too
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captain elf @felezens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
elf too milfyyyyyyyyyyyy
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captain elf @felezens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(thancred voice) a father is someone who improves your living conditions
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captain elf @felezens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
thancred
if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid
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captain elf @felezens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we can't let urianger see the baby mine scene from dumbo
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Colin Ryan @colin-ryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still coming down from the sugar high on this one. It’s been the biggest honour to play such an iconic and beloved character, and I hope I did him justice. Death Note: The Musical is one of my favourite things I’ve ever done, and I’ll miss doing it with this bunch of people.
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Lify 🍃 @lifyxiv.etheirys.social · 25/09/2026
If Tuliyollal had social media, you know this would be spammed @ZoraalJa nonstop after the trials
you forgot the banana leaves, captioned over a cat laughing hysterically while pointing
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ANGEL 🍏 7.5 NOW!!! @ienzo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Infinite Ysayle world is NOW so I’m reposting my best ffxiv post
dj iceheart at the club ready to still the hatred within our hearts

YOU’RE LISTENING TO 

wings flapping 

102.3 

Dragon roars

REAL HERETIC FM

swords clashing

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT DRAGONS, DRAGONS AND MORE DRAGONS

shiva heel click, ice shattering

THIS AINT YOUR ARCHBISHOP’S STATION

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing
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i'm the bug @bug-world.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hiiiiiii ❤️❤️
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Mharwyb @ GWF! @horsetuna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
do u ever think about minfilia and ysayle getting their echo without context for an echo and being like. god wants me to start a cult.
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captain elf @felezens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
pf is up!!! come catch pufferfish!!!!!!!!!
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captain elf @felezens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GET JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!! 4/17 bozja weaps done... <-- dont be jealous of this. dont do this
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captain elf @felezens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AT 9 PM PST TONIGHT! i shall be leading an ocean fishing boat for the "BALLOON CATCHER" title achievement! REQUIREMENTS: - lv 100 fisher + cast macro please! - read this guide! i will be giving callouts as well - be on maduin, dynamis at 8:45 pm (pst) so we can scoop up people from PF if need be
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joelle 🏵️🐇 @itsjoelle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
doing fates in the lochs for yo-kai watch and losing my mind at some of these fate descriptions. they certainly paint a picture
there are those who claim the loch seld monster is no more than a hox, contrived by enterprising ala mhigans to dupe rich foreign emissaries into spending sacksful of coin on excursions to find the beast. there are also those who have been sliced in half by the giant yabby's claws. those are the true believers.a blend of six impurities in its shell have left one soblyn even more strung out than usual. one might leave the creature to its own devices and hope that it learns to live with its pain without further endangering the lives of the smallfolk who call loch seld home. or one might just put the poor thing out of its misery and hope the lifestream has a better plan for it next time around.unable to bear the thought of his beloved leeches being disposed of by the empire, the royal physicker liberated his blood-loving assitants on the night of the invasion by tossing them into the privy where they eventually swam their way out into loch seld. and there, for the past three decades, have the wavekin thrived, growing fat on the blood of hapless travellers and foolish childrenlocals say that only after a young maiden -- grief-stricken upon learning her father had promised her to an evil baron -- flung herself from lochwatch did rogue rafflesia boruta begin terrorizing the region. is the seedkin a manifestation of the girl's anguish, or simply a creature invorgorated after supping on the girl's spilled humours? does it even matter? the flower is eating children!
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Faelith @faelithurgy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🦎you told me gullible was written on the ceiling but when i checked it wasn't there. you must feel pretty stupid right now
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 24/09/2026
This is lowkey the most evil post ever as you read it.
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YMR // 🎮 7.56 evercold waiting room @ymr18.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
only I could spill tea on the graphic tablet and break it mid drawing so here is unfinished Zero 🤣
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Pythia @ 7.56 @antarc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#7.56spoilers #pyscribbles I might have offered my cooperation
A lineless illustration of Halmarut against a blue sky and darkening clouds. She is smiling, bent over with her hands on her thighs. She is backlit by the sky and is completely shadowed by it, except for her glasses which obscure her eyes. She is smiling down at the viewer.
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captain elf @felezens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TWO rroneek bichirs for robert the throbbert on their birthday week bash! as in, bash in those ttokatoa braincases until the six mooches (that was just for my amusement, as i had already seized the bastard bichir on my first cast for the beast) yield yet another animal for my victorious saddlebag!
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Pichupal || Bera (🔞 - 7.56 Spoilers) @pichupal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#7.56spoilers For scion lovers, I'd like to inform you all of them can actually be found in the wait until 8.0! Co-ordinates and map location in each image, and to minimize accidental spoiling, just where they are. They all have fun things to say though! Starting with the safest bet, Tataru.
Tataru in the Rising Stones
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captain elf @felezens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
mama...
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발기여전 🏳️‍⚧️ @chocsu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@lovebreakfast.bsky.social 너무 오래 전이라 기억하실런지 모르겠지만 야잘 그려주신 답례로 그려드리기로 했던 위리앙제와 레포릿들 입니다 근데 드릴 시기를 너무 지난 것 같네요 정말 죄송합니다 부담스러우실 시 편하게 스루해주세요
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SaiDraws @saidraws.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
waaaaa
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SaiDraws @saidraws.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
woooo
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captain elf @felezens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
just saw a fic tagged "author is severely anemic". fic does not involve anemia from what i can tell
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월 @mondayday.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#FF14 내일이면 아기사자 꼬친이 온다…
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Vio | 7.56!!!!!!!! @uriangerapologist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
calm and gentle... and forgiving... #vioart #urianger
a colored bust of urianger augurelt. she faces forwards, but her head is tilted slightly to her right and her eyes are also looking in that direction. her hair blows dramatically in that direction as well, as if caught by a breeze. she smiles with her mouth open, as if mid-speech. behind her is a purple and blue gradient night sky lit by stars contained to a broken rectangular border decorated sparsely with cartoon stars and diamonds
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captain elf @felezens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
urianger looking at the thancred as thancred mopes about having empty nest syndrom in eden.
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Zoe Jay @zoejayw.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
some franmaya i drew by request #aceattorney
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Melopetitcoeur ✨ @melopetitcoeur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Urianger (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚* #ff14 #urianger
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captain elf @felezens.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
urianger getting told the exarch's secret with several hashtags: i don't wanna know, keep me out of the loop, do not inform me, not interested in knowing, ignorance is bliss, uninvolve me immediately.
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[Derogatory] @pioyua.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i drew these for a chart but then i chickened out of the chart a little bit
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captain elf @felezens.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
disgusting rat makes 4th good emotional decision in his life
thancred staring besottedly at urianger in the late endwalker labyrinthos cutscene.
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Renos ⚡idle @krawark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
KITTIES #FFXIVART
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captain elf @felezens.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
forgot its my bday on thursday lmao
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himejin cie'th stone @paradigmshift.butchsky.social · 19/09/2026
i colored this one a while ago and i still like how it turned out #ffxiv
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captain elf @felezens.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
shes literally cute.
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noa @ commissions + con prep @idyllruin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
henceforth he shall walk #ffxiv
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 06/05/2026
But babe, you love being the rose bride
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Em!! @emggily.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The player and the wol. #ffxiv #esmestory
The player is depicted as a small doughy looking thing standing on top of the wol, Esme's shoulder.

Player: "Esme! Esme look..!"

Player, pointing at several glams: "These outfits are soo cute! We should get one!"

Esme: "No. None of these are even practical. How would I even hold any weapons with the gloves on the last one?"
Player: "..."

The player falls to the ground and begins flopping around like a fish to throw a tantrum.Alphinaud, shocked: "Esme!? What are you wearing???"

Esme is wearing the full-body reindeer outfit that she had complained about previously. Her gunblade is wrapped around her glove with some sort of rope.

Esme: "Don't ****ing ask. This better be an emergency."
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🧚‍♀️ @sohmals.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[evercold tidbits] i do really want to see how thorough they're getting with the different scripts depending on your story progression and the order you do the three split routes in
Koji Fox: The biggest thing that’s going to happen is that you’re going to switch macros in the text that basically look at what parts you’ve already completed, and then character feedback is going to be different based on whether you’ve done Area B, Area C, or Area D. 

So, you’ll go to Area B, and a player will be talking to an NPC. Depending on whether you’ve already seen Area C or Area D, or if you’ve seen none of them and Area B is your first one, you’re going to get a different response about something, because your character will know or not know certain information. There’s going to be a lot of those splits, which means that instead of just one script, now you have four. It’s more work, but they’re making sure to do that because that makes it feel real. Because if you just have a split where everything is the same and isolated, then it doesn’t feel like your decision to do Area B first made any difference. People are just going to think, “Oh, it’s just a gimmick.” [The team] has to make it feel like it’s actually something. 

I think there are many things the team is doing, and those splits in the dialogue are one of them to give it a more authentic experience. So, when you go to Area B after you’ve already been to Area D, the [NPC] starts talking about things that happened in Area D. Then you think, “Oh my god, this guy actually knows what’s going on here!” and it feels more real.
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