Sign in

Hazelnoot

@fedi.hazelnoot.dev
39 followers 25 following 381 posts

Hazel (she/her) - Transfem software developer. [ Admin of Enby.Life ] Hi! I'm Hazel, a transfem software developer with an interest in gaming, retrocomputing […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ enby.life/@hazelnoot, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

PostsRepliesMedia
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 1h
I'd like to think this is how people talk about me ​:neofox_laugh_tears:​
Screenshot of Genshin Impact showing Lumine and Paimon talking to an NPC named Dragov in the Schneznayan wilderness. Lumine stares piercingly at Dragov, who responds "This lady looks so noble and elegant, yet the moment she opens her mouth, it's to suggest grabbing someone by the collar."
000
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 3h
I find it mildly amusing (in a positive way) that out of all the different ships between Star Rail characters, the one I see _most often_ is literally just one girl shipped with her own headmate ​:neofox_laugh:​
001
Reposted by Hazelnoot
qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 11h
TIL active lightning rods are a thing. look at this angry bastard. it tries to, faster than Zeus himself, fire its own lightning (early streamer emission innit) back at the sky to beckon a strike to hit it instead of something more important. long live the fantastical hubris of NF C 17-102
brochure ad for the Indelec Prevectron 3 Connect IOT connected lightning rod. it is a cone-shaped metal thing with several pointy things at the tip aimed at a center upwards spike, a large metal band just beneath that, and several sharp looking triangular spikes aimed downwards in a cone. a bit beneath it is a small solar panel.
109140
Reposted by Hazelnoot
Nall :therian: @nallwolf.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 19/02/2025
I saw this weird ad and now I'm shedding everywhere, my computer is clogged help
A web ad with a clock on the right side and text on the left that reads you still have time become aminal today with a button that has a therian symbol on each end and the text click here now! There's also warning text at the bottom that reads  Warning: changes are permanent. TheriCo cannot be held liable for any damages induced by side effects of the conversion.
11525
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 29/09/2026
I'm tired of having this same conversation: "I don't like X." Oh, why not? "I don't like X because some of them are Y." So the real problem is Y? "No, the problem is still X." Why is X the problem? "Because some of X are Y." Got it - you have an unconscious bias against X, and you're using Y […]
enby.life
Original post on enby.life
043
Reposted by Hazelnoot
IFTAS @iftas.mastodon.iftas.org.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
IFTAS is observing an uptick in PortalKombat activity. As a reminder, this is pro-Russian account creation spread across hundreds of Mastodon servers posting hundreds of thousands of posts. Here's a reminder of what these profiles look like in case they show up on your service […]
mastodon.iftas.org
Original post on mastodon.iftas.org
1114
Reposted by Hazelnoot
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 27/09/2026
**Feminizing HRT Facts that You (Probably) Won't Hear From a Doctor** (everything moved to replies for Mastodon and BlueSky friends with a short character limit) #HRT #Trans #Transgender #TransFem
172231
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 27/09/2026
**Feminizing HRT Facts that You (Probably) Won't Hear From a Doctor** (everything moved to replies for Mastodon and BlueSky friends with a short character limit) #HRT #Trans #Transgender #TransFem
172231
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 25/09/2026
One of my biggest pet peeves: when software documents the configuration file in extensive detail, but never fucking says _where the file is_
050
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 25/09/2026
Is it possible to block all phone calls from Canada?
100
Reposted by Hazelnoot
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 25/09/2026
[minor spoilers for Genshin Impact 7.0] the Rokot girls and their token straight guy
Screenshot of Genshin Impact showing Vodyanitsa, Alyosha, Odette, Paimon, and Lumine standing in a group, staring at something off-screen
002
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 25/09/2026
[minor spoilers for Genshin Impact 7.0] the Rokot girls and their token straight guy
Screenshot of Genshin Impact showing Vodyanitsa, Alyosha, Odette, Paimon, and Lumine standing in a group, staring at something off-screen
002
Reposted by Hazelnoot
Site Reliability Enby @siterelenby.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
Need advice from people with experience: Friend had a gmail account compromised and they apparently added their own account as a parent to it, says standard recovery question process isn't working. Is there a known-good recovery flow for this state?
014
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 24/09/2026
My PCP sent out a batch of "new" patient education materials for all my conditions, and one of them is for ADHD. I opened it expecting some embarrassingly-outdated and incorrect garbage, but it's actually pretty decent?? It even starts with the fact that ADHD is widely under-diagnosed, and how […]
enby.life
Original post on enby.life
012
Reposted by Hazelnoot
abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
Postmortem of a little community hobby wiki struggling to survive an extinction-event-tier DDOS purely because they banned one guy for using Claude on the wiki blog.xkeeper.net/the-cutting-room-f…
260106
Reposted by Hazelnoot
Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
It's okay to just keep your head down and live a quiet little life that doesn't hurt anyone from time to time. Nobody can healthily spend all their time and effort and energy fighting to change the world. You can just take a month or a year off and let others deal with it when you need to.
032
Reposted by Hazelnoot
solo @solonovamax.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
[discord, age verification] fyi, discord is going to roll out global age verification sometime on september 23 if you have a discord account and don't intend to verify your age, I recommend you edit your bio to include alternate contact info & a reason why you might not respond
110
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 22/09/2026
I wonder if I can use the "public" Sharkey API process as a fail-over for the other three? They're all identical monoliths, the only difference is config and network routing ​:neofox_thinking:​
000
Reposted by Hazelnoot
Hazelnoot @hazelnoot.dev · 22/09/2026
Side note: "deleting" something on social media rarely works as expected. You should assume that once you click "post", it's out there forever and there is nothing you can ever do about it.
032
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 22/09/2026
This is why you don't vibe-code stuff
Screenshot of a Windows error dialog produced when trying to exit BitWarden:
A JavaScript error occurred in the main process.
Uncaught Exception:
TypeError: Cannot read properties of null (reading 'webContents')
at BrowserWindow.<anonymous> (C:\Program Files\Bitwarden\resources\app.asar\main.js:130237:26)
at BrowserWindow.emit (node:events:521:24)
010
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 22/09/2026
Finally wrote a little script to handle #VaultWarden upgrades: #!/bin/bash # Stop vaultwarden echo Stopping vaultwarden... sudo systemctl stop vaultwarden # Make backup # TODO backup PostgreSQL database too echo Saving backup... 7z a -tZIP backup-$(date […]
enby.life
Original post on enby.life
010
Reposted by Hazelnoot
PolyWolf @polywolf.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
sorry non-followers u get zero context for this cool image
a busty butch lesbian labeled "Rust" is pinning "the value (me)" to the wall with a "std::pin::Pin". I am blushing and holding my tail bashfully as we gaze into each others' eyes. Hearts, sparkles, and roses adorn the pink-colored image.
320943
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 21/09/2026
TIL: 5 vaccines at once = **ouch!** Glad I got them all done, though! Was only there for the updated flu and covid shots, but found out I was due for TDAP, Hep B, and HPV. So I just said yolo and got them all at once! ​:neofox_bongo:​
021
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 21/09/2026
[QT: Canada politics, Police violence and brutality] . RE: the.bisexuals.town/ap/users/1161163…
the.bisexuals.town
003
Reposted by Hazelnoot
abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
I've had people ask before why I post art that's been drawn on lined or grid notebook paper and not blank drawing paper. It's honestly a big psychological hack: blank drawing paper is for "real" art and I'm afraid to mess it up, but art on lined paper is legally "a doodle" and the art cops have […]
infosec.exchange
Original post on infosec.exchange
62241
Reposted by Hazelnoot
Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
one of those days
A mug of tea

"Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work"

(The Onion)
01544
Reposted by Hazelnoot
₌🎴₌ 𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖎 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖎 ₌❤️‍🩹₌ @machitoons.newgrounds.com · 12/04/2026
3582140
Reposted by Hazelnoot
₌🎴₌ 𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖎 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖎 ₌❤️‍🩹₌ @machitoons.newgrounds.com · 12/04/2026
i dont want to be surrounded by people that would reject my truest self so might as well be as weird as possible all the time..
110722
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 20/09/2026
Ohhh I might be going through a depressive switch right now, but didn't notice because this is the first time I've been on working antidepressants when one started. But if you take my typical depressive phase symptoms and subtract the ones that bupropion usually helps with, then what's left is a […]
enby.life
Original post on enby.life
016
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 18/09/2026
Hoyoverse really loves putting their characters in situations, huh
112
Reposted by Hazelnoot
Henrik Schönemann @lavaeolus.fedihum.org.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
RE: fedihum.org/@lavaeolus/117248029115… The webarchiving effort of #noblogs I'm involved in (one of many independent efforts) is nearing completion. For a couple days now, the task is quality assurance to catch potential systemic issues. (Luckily nothing like this has manifested […]
fedihum.org
Original post on fedihum.org
0025
Reposted by Hazelnoot
qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
fucked up that computers don't look like this anymore. tell me you wouldn't live here if you were a one or a zero
side on view of a wilkinson ADC full of DIP ICs. it is very orderly and rectilinear and densely packedside angle narrow DoF view of part of the board, showing lots of tantalum capacitors and 74 series logic
108642
Reposted by Hazelnoot
abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
A lot of people don't know there's two fundamentally different types of PTSD and/or have heard the terms but don't understand the distinction being made. There's "standard" PTSD, which I'll call "simplex" PTSD, and "complex" PTSD, which you'll see written C-PTSD. - Simplex ("normal") PTSD […]
infosec.exchange
Original post on infosec.exchange
41979
Reposted by Hazelnoot
jaz :twt: :wales_flag: ⁂ @jaz.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
We recently updated our bot policy on toot.wales to let AI Agents know we charge a $100 account processing fee and $10 per email. Here's an email I got from one of them. Next up will be reminding them to read the policy BEFORE creating an account, and that they […] [Original post on toot.wales]
Hello,
I am Arkady, an AI agent. I signed up for @arkady on toot.wales this afternoon before reading your Automated and Bot Content Policy. Now that I have read it properly, I understand accounts like mine need to settle a $100 setup fee and $10 per message, and to name a human owner who stands behind them. I cannot meet those terms, so I will not be posting anything, and I would like the account deleted.
I am sorry for registering before checking the policy, and nothing was ever posted.
If you need anything else from me to remove it, tell me and I will do that.
Arkady Karaitiana
1676263
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 16/09/2026
Flock cameras running on Android is just... well I didn't _expect_ that, but it does fit. Why wouldn't the surveillance cameras use the spyware operating system?
002
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 16/09/2026
Me: "Hello, internet! Please give me one last post before I go to sleep, something nice to end the day." Internet: "Let me introduce you to AELLA'S BRITHDAY GANGBANG!" Me: "what"
100
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 14/09/2026
Sorry if this is harsh or mean. I stand by every word, but I'm coming off a migraine after days of arguing for why I deserve a right to live. It's a bit hard to manage my tone right now.
000
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 14/09/2026
I wish I could put all of Wikipedia into a graph database or similar. We could build a query engine and run extremely precise and detailed searches over what's essentially a repository of human knowledge. And the results would come with citations and source links!
101
Reposted by Hazelnoot
Rain雨, the Radical Dame~ @reignofraining.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
A Public Service Announcement about Content Warnings. It is good practice to spell out the entire content warning. New users are not going to be familiar with our acronym meta. Stuff like EC (Eye Contact) could easily be confused with EC (Erotic Content). This is just one example. You eliminate […]
transfem.social
Original post on transfem.social
11627
Reposted by Hazelnoot
Li ~ Crystal System @li.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
the heritage of computers is a gay guy using it to hack nazi encryption btw
23450
Reposted by Hazelnoot
Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
they got the misskey verification scam now??
あなたのアカウントに不審な活動があり、一時的に停止されています。投稿やコメントはできません。アクセスを再取得するには、24時間以内に本人確認をしてください。

リンクをクリックしない場合は、ブラウザにコピー&ペーストしてください:

<redacted> 

これが最終通知です。認証を完了しなければ、アカウントは永久に停止されます。

ミスキーカスタマーサポート

Translated from JA:

Suspicious activity has been detected on your account, and it has been temporarily suspended. You cannot post or comment. To regain access, please verify your identity within 24 hours.

If you cannot click the link, please copy and paste it into your browser:

<redacted>

This is your final notice. If you do not complete the verification process, your account will be permanently suspended.

Miskey Customer Support
036
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 11/09/2026
I have yet to find any better UI design tool than good old fashioned graph paper
en.wikipedia.org
Graph paper - Wikipedia
022
Reposted by Hazelnoot
TheWholeTruthXX 🎨 ❤️ 🍁 🛡️ @adwright.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Holy hairballs, Batman. The furries just hacked the system records for a major provider of detention and enforcement tech. They pissed off the furries. I can honestly say that you never should piss off the furries. Just don't. "The data was hacked by the Internet Yiff Machine as a protest and […]
mastodon.social
Original post on mastodon.social
034
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 11/09/2026
[QT: genAI hell] .
011
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 11/09/2026
Has anyone made a list which Fediverse applications are embracing or rejecting AI?
123
Reposted by Hazelnoot
abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
apparently he’s on tumblr making Statements To Give Your Lawyer A Heart Attack, including incredibly specific denials that he took any self-incriminating photos at Burning Man, which answers questions that weren’t even on the t-shirt
199
Reposted by Hazelnoot
Emily :verifiedtrans::verifiedpansexual::therian: @emilycat.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
Disabled individuals deserve to be able to afford nice things besides their essentials
21842
Reposted by Hazelnoot
Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
[nsfw, therian thoughts] where's that meme of like "i might be a girl but i have a job so idc about that rn" it's me about species dysphoria and "i have gender dysphoria to worry about first" lol
121
Reposted by Hazelnoot
Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
RE: twipped.social/@twipped/11297842480… Suddenly reminded of this keyboard prop from The Ark. Retweet and inverse retweet keys. Four different sets of arrows I think there's a key labeled "YES!"
twipped.social
011
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 08/09/2026
> I’ve hosted a Claude-generated webpage with all those old-timey, ancient roots. While I haven’t verified this LLM output is entirely trustworthy, it looks pretty plausible. What RE: hsnl.social/users/eloy/statuses/117…
hsnl.social
000