Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 4hI'd like to think this is how people talk about me :neofox_laugh_tears: 000
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 25/09/2026[minor spoilers for Genshin Impact 7.0] the Rokot girls and their token straight guy 002
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 16/09/2026oh, and I'm dead-serious btw - this is what I opened my timeline to: 301
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 05/09/2026[genAI hell] Microsoft: "what if we made a video game, but you don't actually get to play it?" www.microsoft.com/en-us/research/pr… web.archive.org/web/20260829010746/… 232
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 04/09/2026[weird pro-AI sentiment that's also a bit transphobic somehow] The fuck? Don't you dare connect our struggles against oppression with your delusions about genAI :neofox_angry: 343
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 30/08/2026Ok I know how you end up with 0x0000000000000000 as a pointer, but how do you get 0xFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?? Combining a null pointer deref with an unsigned integer underflow?? 032
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 23/08/2026get fucked, StackOverflow mod who said "nope, no way, this is absolutely impossible. Take a step back and rethink your plan." 110
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 22/08/2026my own personal hell :aqua_trauma_1::aqua_trauma_2::aqua_trauma_3: 012
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 20/08/2026Does anyone know why `jest` hates me so much, and/or how I can fix this? 200
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 26/07/2026huh, I can reliably crash Windows Explorer by clicking System Properties -> User Profiles -> Settings :awoothink: 011
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 26/07/2026oh my _fucking_ god this footgun got me **again** :ElainaRage: I'm gonna stop using `Iterable<string>` type until `string` itself stops implementing it because this is getting ridiculous 132
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 19/07/2026[RE: bugs (ants), help wanted, more pics (still horrifying)] 000
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 12/07/2026wtf happened to my system process tree?? why is lsass running as a subprocess of firefox?????? 100
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 11/07/2026oh no, I better hurry before someone buys the last 15,606 sharps containers! :neofox_shocked: 143
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 22/06/2026hello yes Discord? can you please stop trying to background-write files on my desktop?? 100
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 14/06/2026[food] Foxing up a little breakfast snack :neofox_snug: 021
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 03/06/2026[making fun of a pro-capitalism article title] "is <widely popular thing> actually bad? We asked <least informed person imaginable> to give their thoughts" 041
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 03/06/2026Just your normal, everyday, 900 million euro construction loan, negotiated over unsolicited fediverse replies as usual. Nothing weird here! :neofox: Seriously though, has anyone _ever_ fallen for one of these? 152
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 25/05/2026> cute yuri art in the timeline > it has that vague "look" > zoom in closer > yep, its slop 001
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 18/05/2026oop, looks like Bridgy picked up the "redacted" fallback copy of my AP Actor again :/ Maybe I can force an `Update(Person)` to kick it back to normal 020
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 17/05/2026[RE: PH- (hypotension)] Definitely winning :floofSmug: 000
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 14/05/2026ok... I really hope this is just like, outdated, because 128-bit SSL is very much _not_ the "highest grade of internet security" :neofox_woozy: 102
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 16/01/2026(reposting with alt text, original source was a bot) #HSR #HonkaiStarRail #March7th #March7 #Evernight #FanArt 111
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 13/01/2026[joke about chip shortage and rising price of computer memory] Any dealers wanna get in on a _real_ high-value product? :ElainaSmirk: 101
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 29/12/2025[HRT, photo of medical supplies] Just a normal unassuming bag? Nope, it's stuffed full of bioidentical liquid girl! 001
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 13/12/2025[RE: islamaphobia] she's still doubling-down in the thread lol 010
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 23/11/2025JavaScript's async generators are criminally under-appreciated, imo #JavaScript 131
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 19/11/2025[NSFW art, kink, ABDL, diapers] omg I want these Pee Ka Boo diapers so bad :neofox_floof_pleading: #ABDL #Diapers #Diaper #DiaperArt #NSFW 040
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 19/11/2025[NSFW art, kink, ABDL, diapers] this is pretty much _exactly_ how it went the first time I wore a diaper lol #ABDL #Diapers #DiaperArt 020
Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 11/11/2025This is how I handle drama now-a-days, and it's done wonders for my MH 055