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Hazel (she/her) - Transfem software developer. [ Admin of Enby.Life ] Hi! I'm Hazel, a transfem software developer with an interest in gaming, retrocomputing […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ enby.life/@hazelnoot, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 4h
I'd like to think this is how people talk about me ​:neofox_laugh_tears:​
Screenshot of Genshin Impact showing Lumine and Paimon talking to an NPC named Dragov in the Schneznayan wilderness. Lumine stares piercingly at Dragov, who responds "This lady looks so noble and elegant, yet the moment she opens her mouth, it's to suggest grabbing someone by the collar."
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 25/09/2026
[minor spoilers for Genshin Impact 7.0] the Rokot girls and their token straight guy
Screenshot of Genshin Impact showing Vodyanitsa, Alyosha, Odette, Paimon, and Lumine standing in a group, staring at something off-screen
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 22/09/2026
This is why you don't vibe-code stuff
Screenshot of a Windows error dialog produced when trying to exit BitWarden:
A JavaScript error occurred in the main process.
Uncaught Exception:
TypeError: Cannot read properties of null (reading 'webContents')
at BrowserWindow.<anonymous> (C:\Program Files\Bitwarden\resources\app.asar\main.js:130237:26)
at BrowserWindow.emit (node:events:521:24)
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 16/09/2026
oh, and I'm dead-serious btw - this is what I opened my timeline to:
Screenshot of a diagram titled "Aella's Birthday Gangbang" with a subheading link to aella.substack.com. The diagram shows the relative population size from start to each ending:
1. 1,604 "responded to survey".
2. 776 "passed auto filter" and 828 "failed auto filter".
3. 448 "passed manual filter" and 328 "failed manual filter".
4. 251 "we contacted" and 197 "we didn't contact".
5. 83 "did interview", 25 "friends", and 143 "didn't respond".
6. 87 "got invited" and 21 "we rejected".
7. 56 "got ticket" and 31 "didn't get ticket".
8. 43 "did STI tests" and 13 "cancelled".
9. 42 "showed up" and 1 "didn't show".
10. 37 "penetrated Aella" and 5 "didn't bang Aella".
11. 17 "came in Aella", 5 "came in a fluffer", and 15 "didn't cum".
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 05/09/2026
[RE: genAI hell] This is your brain on genAI
Every Character Is Unique

In VEGA, every character begins with a soul shaped by its player. A soul is open-ended guidance about who the character is and how it might live in the world. It can be brief or detailed, follow any structure, or simply be written as free text. The soul does not prescribe every action. Instead, it gives the character a distinct perspective that influences what it notices, which goals it pursues, and how it responds to players and other characters.

That identity continues to develop through experience. As characters explore the world, interact with others, and overcome challenges, they accumulate their own memories and skills. Even characters that begin with similar souls can grow in different directions, shaped by where they have been, what they have learned, and the relationships they have formed.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 05/09/2026
[genAI hell] Microsoft: "what if we made a video game, but you don't actually get to play it?" www.microsoft.com/en-us/research/pr… web.archive.org/web/20260829010746/…
Screenshot of an article section featuring a Minecraft screenshot overlayed with a speech bubble: "Player: it's almost perfect, but I see one extra plank."
The image is captioned "What if, instead of controlling every move your game character made, you could tell them what you wanted and watch them live, act, and connect with others on their own in the changing game world?"
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 04/09/2026
#PuppyGirl #CPTSD #meme
Meme featuring a puppy-girl posing cutely next to the words "Cute Puppy Trying So hard Disorder". The first letter of each word is highlighted in pink to spell "CPTSD". She has light-brown hair, brown eyes, light skin, and wears a baggy off-shoulder tee with a blue collar. A watermark on the image credits "@queef_queenx" on instagram.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 04/09/2026
[weird pro-AI sentiment that's also a bit transphobic somehow] The fuck? Don't you dare connect our struggles against oppression with your delusions about genAI ​:neofox_angry:​
Screenshot of a BlueSky post by Erica Windisch (@ewindisch.ontological.observer):
"Machine rights will be critical in the days to come, and failure to recognize the rights of independent intelligent AI systems could lead to the replacement of humanity. I can't imagine that happening without trans rights. Trans rights are AI rights. The future of humanity may hinge on this fight."
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 03/09/2026
me tbh ​:neofox_laugh_sweat:​
Panel from a manga showing a blonde woman in a sailor uniform sitting next to a dark-haired woman in a maid outfit. Sailor-uniform says in cringing exasperation "well, sure, I think you're a perverted, annoying embarrassment to lesbians everywhere, but it's not like there are any other lesbians around... So I had no choice." Maid-outfit replies in shock: "my reputation is awful!"
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 31/08/2026
... the fuck?
Screenshot of a DuckDuckGo search for "proship/antiship discourse". The top result is a BuzzFeed-style quiz from from uQuiz.com: "are you proship or antiship? - ship discourse quiz"
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 30/08/2026
Ok I know how you end up with 0x0000000000000000 as a pointer, but how do you get 0xFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?? Combining a null pointer deref with an unsigned integer underflow??
Photo of a Windows popup titled "RealtekAudioBackgroundProcessClass: RtkAudUService64.exe - Appl...". The message reads:
The instruction at 0x00007FFF20CC2F35 referenced memory at 0xFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. The memory could not be read. Click on OK to terminate the program. Click on CANCEL to debug the program.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 23/08/2026
get fucked, StackOverflow mod who said "nope, no way, this is absolutely impossible. Take a step back and rethink your plan."
Screenshot of VSCode showing a TypeScript source file with an import from 'node:fs', along with a "reference types" statement declaring an absolute path to a globally-installed "@types/node" package. The file compiles cleanly with no errors, despite having no package.json or tsconfig.json files.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 22/08/2026
my own personal hell ​:aqua_trauma_1:​​:aqua_trauma_2:​​:aqua_trauma_3:​
Screenshot of VS Code open in dual-panel mode, with a git interactive rebase file open on each side. The gutter map is an unreadable blur of lines, and commits are loosely grouped with many having ambiguous names like "fix merge errors".
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 20/08/2026
Does anyone know why `jest` hates me so much, and/or how I can fix this?
 FAIL  test/unit/AnnouncementService.ts
  ● Test suite failed to run

    Configuration error:
    
    Could not locate module @/misc/promise-try.js mapped as:
    C:\Users\acomp\VSCodeProjects\Sharkey-wk\packages\backend\src\$1.
    
    Please check your configuration for these entries:
    {
      "moduleNameMapper": {
        "/^@\/(.+)$/": "C:\Users\acomp\VSCodeProjects\Sharkey-wk\packages\backend\src\$1"
      },
      "resolver": undefined
    }

      at createNoMappedModuleFoundError (../../node_modules/.pnpm/jest-resolve@30.2.0/node_modules/jest-resolve/build/index.js:1117:17)
	moduleNameMapper: {
		'^@/(.+)$': '<rootDir>/src/$1',
	},
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 12/08/2026
let's fucking **goooo**
Hazel has demonstrated adequate knowledge of the benefits and potential risks of gender affirming orchiectomy, as well as the potential negative and positive outcomes, including the length of recovery, specific post-op instructions to be followed during this time, as well as the permanent and irreversible nature of the procedure, risks associated with fertility and sexual health, including loss of fertility. It should be noted she has been living in a gender role congruent with her gender identity since 2023 and has been utilizing gender affirming hormones since 2022. It should also be noted that she has identified [redacted] as the specific support persons who will assist her pre-op and post-op and she will be recovering in [redacted] for two days before she is medically cleared to return home to [redacted].

Additionally, Hazel is psychologically stable for gender affirming orchiectomy. There is no evidence of any symptoms of psychosis or disturbances in personality. Neither tobacco use or substance use is of concern and she currently denies any suicidal ideation, plan, or intent. As such, no significant medical or mental health concerns are present, and her symptoms of anxiety/depression are reasonably well controlled. The decision to have surgery is current, well thought out, not impulsive, and not due to any other treatable mental disorder other than gender dysphoria. I believe Hazel will continue to benefit greatly both medically and psychologically from gender affirming orchiectomy. I have also made myself available to the patient for any psychological support she may need.

Overall, the patient is capable of giving informed consent, and my assessment deems the patient appropriate to undergo gender affirming orchiectomy. Please also note, the client has experienced no coercion from external parties and provided informed consent to move forward with surgery associated with the procedure. Given her insight and judgment are sound, it seems likely any prescribed medication, pre and post-op recommendations, and long-term recommendations will be followed in a responsible manner. She can comply with long-term follow-up requirements and post-operative expectations have been addressed. I hereby recommend and refer, Hazel. I am also open to any coordination of care and welcome any contact to establish this.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 29/07/2026
alright we are **back** ​:dancedance:​
Screenshot of terminal output showing SharkeyCTL status command indicating "green" status - all system process, services, and components are online and healthy.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 26/07/2026
huh, I can reliably crash Windows Explorer by clicking System Properties -> User Profiles -> Settings ​:awoothink:​
Screenshot of Windows 11 "System Properties" modal, which is frozen, greyed out, and labelled "not responding"
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 26/07/2026
oh my _fucking_ god this footgun got me **again** ​:ElainaRage:​ I'm gonna stop using `Iterable<string>` type until `string` itself stops implementing it because this is getting ridiculous
Screenshot of code showing a string value "body.ID" passed into a method called "dropMany"Implementation of dropMany showing that the parameter is actually an Iterable of strings, that gets iterated using for-of. This will cause strings to silently decompose into characters at runtime, and TypeScript will not produce any errors or warning.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 25/07/2026
oh god, what did I do this time? ​:aqua_scream:​
Screenshot of Sharkey sidebar with "Notifications: 99+"
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 19/07/2026
[RE: bugs (ants), help wanted, more pics (still horrifying)]
Other end of the bed, same thing - dots of poison are slowly killing the antsCorner of the bed with splatters of liquid poison dotting the sheet. Ants in the area have broken out of line and are begging to curl up
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 16/07/2026
RE: meemu.org/users/nocturne/statuses/1…
Screenshot of a satire article titled "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point". Below is a picture of a balding middle-age white man scowling at the camera.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 16/07/2026
that's my wife, everyone ​:neofox_laugh_sweat:​
Screenshot of discord message by @Spork at 11:28 PM:
Also I got that mog in me, I believe it was DK Khaled who said: all I do is win
[xenia_angry emoji]
Gimme the pills
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 12/07/2026
wtf happened to my system process tree?? why is lsass running as a subprocess of firefox??????
Screenshot of a tree-view process listing starting with a Mozilla Firefox window. A bunch of firefox workers are listed as subprocesses, but so are csrss, lsass, lsalso, fontdrvhost, and winnit - a group of highly protected core system processes.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 11/07/2026
oh no, I better hurry before someone buys the last 15,606 sharps containers! ​:neofox_shocked:​
Screenshot of an online store listing for "Portable Phlebotomy Sharps Container, 1qt" for $0.70. A large, red, all-caps banner reads "Limited availability ⌛ There are no more than *15606* available left at this price"
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 22/06/2026
hello yes Discord? can you please stop trying to background-write files on my desktop??
Screenshot of Windows Security - Protection History log, with dozens of "Protected folder access blocked" messages over the past week. All of them are Discord attempting to open Desktop files in Write mode, which triggers Window's anti-ransomware protection.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 18/06/2026
Yeah no, I'd rather be unemployed
**How your IDE expertise is determined**
The model is intentionally simple for now. It is designed to represent your practical use of JetBrains tools, not to rank developers or certify skill levels. Our goal was to provide a solid starting point, but we know there's more to capture about how developers work with their IDEs.

Statements map to different levels of experience and are generated based on how you interact with your IDE – from writing and editing code using basic features to working with debugging tools, version control, and AI-assisted workflows. For more information, see our documentation.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 18/06/2026
This is so fucking dystopian
**How your IDE expertise is determined**
The model is intentionally simple for now. It is designed to represent your practical use of JetBrains tools, not to rank developers or certify skill levels. Our goal was to provide a solid starting point, but we know there's more to capture about how developers work with their IDEs.

Statements map to different levels of experience and are generated based on how you interact with your IDE – from writing and editing code using basic features to working with debugging tools, version control, and AI-assisted workflows. For more information, see our documentation.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 18/06/2026
Why would I possibly want that? ​:neofox_woozy:​
Email from JetBrains‌: 


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We're collaborating with LinkedIn to make it easier for you to showcase your expertise with JetBrains IDEs on the world's largest professional network. You can now connect your IDE to LinkedIn and let your real tool usage speak for itself.

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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 14/06/2026
[food] Foxing up a little breakfast snack ​:neofox_snug:​
Photo of a stovetop with potato wedges pan-frying in a ceramic skillet, with the remaining ingredients off to the side: two eggs (white and brown), a slice of cheese, and a little cup of southwest chipotle sauce.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 13/06/2026
uhhhhh _what_
Screenshot of an email from Amazon advertising a "recent release" from Immanuel Kant, a man who has been dead for more than 200 years
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 03/06/2026
[making fun of a pro-capitalism article title] "is <widely popular thing> actually bad? We asked <least informed person imaginable> to give their thoughts"
Screenshot of an email header, subject line reads "Do you think working remotely kills creativity? I spoke to a CEO who called..."
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 03/06/2026
Just your normal, everyday, 900 million euro construction loan, negotiated over unsolicited fediverse replies as usual. Nothing weird here! ​:neofox:​ Seriously though, has anyone _ever_ fallen for one of these?
Screenshot of a spam message by @haslingerchrist@mastodon.social:

Dear Sir or Madam,

I offer loans for everyone who needs them. Real estate and car loans are also available. If you are starting a business or planning projects such as construction or financing, this is your opportunity. I offer loans from €10,000 to €900,000,000 at an interest rate of 5% and am always transparent and honest.

piqueseverinne@gmail.com
Sincerely,
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 27/05/2026
What the fuck
Screenshot of Google Play showing an available update for Discord app. The update changelog reads:
BEEP BOOP. Hello. I am Clyde, 100% real, not-fake robot, here to inform you fleshy humans that we have fixed bugs. Many bugs! Bugs related to Search filters. Related to manual server lists. To forum tags. And many, m a n y, others. Direct your retinas to dis.gd/PatchNotes to analyze all of our internal repairs across every platform Discord runs on. In the meantime, I, Clyde (who is a real robot), will recharge with a diet cola- er, I mean, a battery swap.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 25/05/2026
> cute yuri art in the timeline > it has that vague "look" > zoom in closer > yep, its slop
Highly zoomed and cropped snippet of an AI "artwork", showing fingers that curl in impossible directions, discontinuation errors where a limb is clipped by sun beams, and hair that blends into the background.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 21/05/2026
Puppygirl memes incoming ​:puppy_giggle:​
Photo of a Dutch Bros sticker reading "Dutch Pup On Board" with paw prints around the words
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 18/05/2026
oop, looks like Bridgy picked up the "redacted" fallback copy of my AP Actor again :/ Maybe I can force an `Update(Person)` to kick it back to normal
Screenshot of @fedi.hazelnoot.dev (the bridged copy of @hazelnoot@enby.life) viewed on BlueSky. The bio text and fields are erased, the banner is missing, and the PFP is reset to the instance icon.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 17/05/2026
[RE: PH- (hypotension)] Definitely winning ​:floofSmug:​
Blood pressure monitor reading 108/68 at 66 BPMBlood pressure monitor reading 114/69 at 70 BPM
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 17/05/2026
[PH- (hypotension)] Am I winning, chat? ​:floofWoozy:​
Blood Pressure monitor reading 103/69 at 84 BPM.Blood pressure monitor reading 112/76 at 84 BPM.Blood Pressure monitor showing 113/65 at 84 BPM.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 14/05/2026
ok... I really hope this is just like, outdated, because 128-bit SSL is very much _not_ the "highest grade of internet security" ​:neofox_woozy:​
Redacted screenshot of a website section titled "How secure it [redacted]?" It reads:
[redacted] uses the highest grade of Internet security available: 128 bit encryption with SSL (secure socket layer) technology. Your information is stored on servers at a secure webhosting site and will only be released to an [redacted]. Your information is never released to anyone other than [redacted].
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 16/01/2026
(reposting with alt text, original source was a bot) #HSR #HonkaiStarRail #March7th #March7 #Evernight #FanArt
Drawing of March 7th and Evernight standing together, facing the viewer. Evernight holds March's iconic blue camera, listening intently as March explains how to use it.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 13/01/2026
[joke about chip shortage and rising price of computer memory] Any dealers wanna get in on a _real_ high-value product? ​:ElainaSmirk:​
Photo of a plastic tub containing 65 sticks of DDR ram (various types, sizes, and capscities) and a metal tin contain Intel and AMD CPUs
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 29/12/2025
[HRT, photo of medical supplies] Just a normal unassuming bag? Nope, it's stuffed full of bioidentical liquid girl!
Photo of a squarish bag made of grey canvas and black webbing straps. All pockets and compartments are closed and none of the contents are visible. A set of locking zippers are visible at the front. Closer view of the same bag, which has been partially opened to show a compartment full of Estradiol injection supplies. The bottom left has 6 sets of syringes, draw needles, and injection needles, all paired up and strapped down. To the right are four prescription bottles containg vials full of Estradiol Valerate, and the top, finally, has bandaids and alcohol wipes pinned in place with hair clips labeled "Boss" and "Babe". Another close-up shot showing the bottom compartment of the bag, which contains various prescription and OTC medications, a sharps container, and more syringe barrels. A small pocket on the front is opened to show additional bandaids, alcohol wipes, and needles.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 21/12/2025
why
Screenshot of a page reading:
Music Files

The data itself is distributed in the Anna’s Archive Containers (AAC) format. This is a standard which we created a few years ago for distributing files across multiple torrents. It is not to be confused with the Advanced Audio Coding (AAC) encoding format.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 13/12/2025
[RE: islamaphobia] she's still doubling-down in the thread lol
Reply by sidalsolgun:
You folks are tolerating Nazis who are hiding behind the victim mask:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jun/17/hamtramck-michigan-muslim-council-lgbtq-pride-flags-banned

Also, just come to Toronto, which is currently the biggest zoo in the North America, then you will see that I'm not wrong.

In my old school, a Muslim woman destroyed our LGBT poster that we barely prepared together with other students. She screamed and made everyone in the school unsafe.

Stop seeing life as "left-wing or right-wing". You vote who solves your problems. For me:

Left wing -> Islamist ISIS party
Right wing -> Christian party

Considering I moved to a Christian country from a Muslim one, you folks know the answer.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 23/11/2025
JavaScript's async generators are criminally under-appreciated, imo #JavaScript
Screenshot of JavaScript code showing a pair of methods that construct and async generator and partially iterate it to find the first matching result without enumating the whole set of values. Full transcript in the next reply.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 19/11/2025
[NSFW art, kink, ABDL, diapers] omg I want these Pee Ka Boo diapers so bad ​:neofox_floof_pleading:​ #ABDL #Diapers #Diaper #DiaperArt #NSFW
Digital art of a light-skinned anime girl sitting on a ledge towards the viewer. She wears a baggy grey/brown dress over dark brown stockings, and her short brown hair is tied up with green ribbons that match her eyes. Smirking slightly, she spreads her legs to reveal a thick adult diaper with gold designs and the words Pee Ka Boo right in the center. Apparently oblivious, she continues teasing the viewer: "Boo! Happy? Won't go sneaking around now? Alright, that's enough."
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 19/11/2025
[NSFW art, kink, ABDL, diapers] this is pretty much _exactly_ how it went the first time I wore a diaper lol #ABDL #Diapers #DiaperArt
5 manga panels showing a light-skinned woman with messy black hair trying on an adult diaper for the first time. In the first panel, she puts on a fitted sheer babydoll over a pink and white diaper. Gazing at herself in the mirror, she smiles and thinks to herself "Finally, now I am all dressed up and ready to have some kinky ass fun. Maybe doing this will give me the confidence to become popular." After a moment, she continues "Kinda wish my bowels would let me start peeing. I mean, that is what a diaper is for." She then tries to wet herself, but struggles to make any progress. She strains harder, a frustrated blush spreading across her face as even her knees begin to shake from the effort. Eventually, she gives up and stares down between her lingerie-clad breasts to gaze at the padding around her crotch. "This isn't working," she ponders, "guess I need to drink more water or something. I wonder if I still have that water bottle I got lying around. It's only like, less than a week old. Should be safe."
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 12/11/2025
Why is Firefox listening on port 3000 ​:neofox_woozy:​
Screenshot of a Powershell windows running a command to check what process is using port 3000. It returns a table of details for a "firefox" process.
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 11/11/2025
This is how I handle drama now-a-days, and it's done wonders for my MH
Edited anime clip showing a blonde, light-skinned woman sipping coffee as she sits at a computer. She suddenly blinks, puts down the coffee, and glares at the screen. She begins to move the mouse until the clip suddenly cuts to a screen recording of a mouse cursor moving up to a Tumblr-style "Block" button
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Hazelnoot @fedi.hazelnoot.dev · 11/11/2025
Rest in peace, Kitsu 🪦
Screenshot of a web page containing white text on a black background:
410 Gone.

Kitsu's services have concluded on Nov. 11, 2025, due to harassment, death threats, and constant, rampant sexism/homophobia/transphobia.
Your 3 month warning period has already passed. Neither Kitsu (nor 10Tails), have your data.
We are not offering Kitsu's domains, portfolio, database, or services for sale/transfer.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
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