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✴️Fay Ludes✴️

@fayludes.bsky.social
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D¥k€ drag queen & DJ💋 CURRENTLY TOURING in #GiGitheRV🚐💨 unhinged orange grandpa🧡 sapphic spinster✂️ elder vegan🌱 certified yapper✨

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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 2h
This is so damn wholesome.
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 2h
ngl I love when you can tell a queen has a lisp while she's lip syncing. 
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I've only been gone 24 hours and I miss my bidet.
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love me some village discount! I could walk to the one at Kedzie and Irving Park for yearssss.
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, I'm enjoying Mocha's Drag Race🤷
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Moving my things into storage has been a cast of chronically ill baddies rotating by who is the most able-bodied that day.😭🫶
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope it went back to being fun, the straights were messing it up for a minute there 😆 I think that's why folks started to prefer Dore Alley.
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have to be so zen rn because depending on DRAG ARTISTS to respond in a timely manner so to confirm tour dates is.. interesting😅
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These are the states I've already performed in, so you can see why I'm doing an East Coast tour.🚐💨
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every time I make boxed mac & cheese I debate if I want to use weed butter.🤔
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Always interesting when you make a post about an accomplishment and someone who could never comes and makes it about them.🤷
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First night taking a supplement to help me sleep, and I am awoken by the cat ripping the curtain rod out of the wall in my bedroom exposing the sun. 😭🤦
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Currently checking to see if Miley dropped any good drag tracks.
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For my divas on a budget, the 7-Eleven app is doing 50 cents a gallon off gas on October 7th and 11th. Great rewards programs for their stations with frequent gas discounts between 10 & 25 cents. Text AGAIN to 711711
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am trying not to stress, but it's no joke to pack your life up for storage shikw simultaneously booking a tour. First 13 dates in the books, but 😅 I need to rest.
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I agree! Ruff really is that girl.
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Does Talarico know Alyssa is allegedly a republican? She was def a Covid liability.😅
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
MAGAts can't get good stylists!
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Woke up to see the news about Bob Mackie and I'm going right back to sleep😭😭😭
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Orion auditioned as Sheri for snatch game and then wasn't allowed to do it because lambchop is copyrighted😭
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Mini Motley Sanctuary @minisanctuary.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Please can you SHARE our fundraiser as far as it can go? We’re a not-for-profit animal sanctuary and we need help reaching our target of £10,000 for vet bills & big hay deliveries £8970 to go - can we reach our target this weekend? Thank you! 👉 gofund.me/b49d86bfd #rescueanimals #animalsanctuary
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Y'all. They ended up as extras in a Kid Rock music video.🤦 my mom also blamed "the jab" on why it took family members awhile to have a child via IVF.😭 this is why I don't see them!
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Scar: I'm Surrounded By Boomers Meme
ALT: Scar: I'm Surrounded By Boomers Meme
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My mom didn't tag me in the photos on FB so she could use my dead name🤪 Boomers are so weird.
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My parents visited me for the first time in 10 years today and my mother called Mamdani a communist but at least no one told me to kill myself this time.🤷
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
NOPE
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Welp, people in prison are doing more to feed children than the government.
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
u don’t need to defend someone just bc theyre ur friend… its perfectly acceptable to be like “that’s my sister and she’s dead wrong”
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Butt Friend Money 🤔
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've been on the phone with Morgan multiple times this week about it, it's something she really wants to change as the current reigning.
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Can't wait to unfriend some of the insufferable folks I met in Nashville🤪🤪🤪
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
why do I keep forgetting to take my T?!
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
my capricorn icon
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I agree and I also can't explain it.🤷
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I can't believe in a month I'll be back out in my RV and in April I'll be living in Chicago again!🤩
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
As it should!
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Now how in the hell did the casual kickback at mine go from 7:15pm to 5:15am? I haven't even had dinner😆
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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
vote, you little shits. vote because - your landlord will vote - your boss will vote - every nasty little greedy bitcoin bro who thinks women should be assigned to men for sex will vote - anti abortionists will vote - evangelist christians will vote - your racist uncle will vote FUCKING VOTE
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I've been dying synthetics for years!
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Stoppppp. This is so cute!!🫶
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just leave the lettuce off, sis. 
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I have dyed plenty of wigs and this bitch refuses!! I cannot get her to turn another color😭
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Some of y'all really forget I'm a triple earth sign. When I say the friendship is over, you're DEAD to me. It's a wrap and I won't ever look back.✌️
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Wild how peaceful life is and how much you get done when you don't wake up daily to 15 text messages from someone always in crisis mode.😮‍💨
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
why tf did I stay up 24 hours?!
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Take 2 tomorrow with better dye.
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Just the flip, but I got better dye!
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Let's see what she gives.
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✴️Fay Ludes✴️ @fayludes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Found one!
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