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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 1h

sigh… no one wants to hear my take on hanya yagihara… i guess we’ll never know… kicks rock

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i only like small dogs if they’re chihuahuas. bichons are basically vermin to me

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

nobody clocked me, they thought i was björk guðmundsdóttir in there

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

anyone who speaks ill of dakota johnson’s acting talent will have to answer to ME

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

people say we’re alike, they say we’ve got the same teeth

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

yall… brown nosing means say something nice abt me first…

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

havent submitted my gaggy noms yet if anyone feels like brown nosing a little

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

buying one of MIA’s anti-5G tin foil hats and putting a sticker on it that says “i bought this before she went crazy!”

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the question remains: is james charles pulling trade?

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

can we give aja ajani the gaggy laugh award or is that sort of salt in the wound

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i wish people used hookup apps to hook up instead of constantly soliciting u for amateur pornography

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

using the gaggys as an opportunity to reflect on + take pride in the work u and ur friends have done: fab hinging your entire sense of self worth on whether or not u win / are nominated for a gaggy: not fab

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

shitting is a kind of exorcism. in a way. send tweet

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

drag is all about making a colossal mess in a tiny apartment

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

protein whimsymaxxing chudai just a girl pov fyp gpt gaslight golden retriever narcissist vers side AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

im campaigning for Messiest Liar at the gaggys this year

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

brunette is not a trend to me. this is my LIFE

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

tip: unguarded granaries are frequently ravaged by vermin

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

lets go to cheesecake factory and spend seven thousand dollars

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

ginger minj liargate was maybe one of the best weeks of my life

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Spjörk @spjork.hausofprophets.art · 13/09/2026

Never before seen BTS

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

the hold music at michael’s is like spanish flamenco guitar and whoever’s playing it is going offffff omg

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Hostess X @le-bespoke-x.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Featuring @bettytheft.bsky.social

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Hostess X @le-bespoke-x.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

LE BESPOOK 10.22 ‼️‼️‼️

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

is it rude to tell someone who sent you nudes that they need to get that mole checked out ASAP

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

to be shot while downplaying gun violence at an open carry event underneath a sign saying “PROVE ME WRONG” is just cosmic levels of irony

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

these aren’t mean enough. i’ll do better next week

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

what if i got really into bunraku puppetry? and had a bunch of black-clad grad students jim henson-ing a 3ft porcelain doll in all of my numbers

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

you haven’t known drudgery until you’ve tried to hand-wash a whisk

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

i do think frank ocean’s Super Rich Kids is the best cultural analysis of the 2008 financial crisis

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

i keep seeing pictures of myki meeks and going “who the hell is that”

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

just saw someone on the apps say they were into “mild pnp” ?? wtf is “mild” about smoking meth lmfao

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

u don’t need to defend someone just bc theyre ur friend… its perfectly acceptable to be like “that’s my sister and she’s dead wrong”

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

wait a minute… if travel is searching… and home what’s been found… who’s flying this plane???

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

love to put my black phone in its black case facedown on a matte black surface and then lose my mind for an hour

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

something something something HOUSE TOUR something something something something something THIRD FLOOR

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Spjörk @spjork.hausofprophets.art · 27/08/2026

CIRCUS DAYYYYYY Don’t forget to come vote for ur fave 😇😘 And I’m bringing back the out of breathe questions ! What do you want to ask our cast? ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

had the chance to see a dress rehearsal of Clue yesterday and these divas are turning it!! i laughed my little keister off + gagged on the choreo, grab your ticket if you haven’t yet ~

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

cant wait to be back on my bullshit at the circus tonight omg

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

i forgot to do drafts yesterday is this OK

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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

fetishizing straight men at the iowa state fair

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