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Cap'n ACAB

@fauxhammer.bsky.social
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Big ol' commie. Destroy ICE. Be cool to everyone who isn't a nazi or a clankerfucker. He\Him. Dallas, Texas

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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 1h
Good morning @nogodsnomayors.com I just discovered that John Linnell of @tmbg.bsky.social once made an album of mayor songs. I felt it was vitally important to inform you of this.
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John Linnell - House of Mayors - YouTube
John Linnell's House of Mayors release for the Hello CD of the Month Club. Info about the release here: http://tmbw.net/wiki/House_Of_Mayors This should be b...
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Didn't realize John Sayles was Chad Townes Van Zandt.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One does not simply choose Texas.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Games Workshop needs to excommunicate them.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah baby. CINEMA. PURE CINEMA.
The Devils
Saturday, October 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Texas Theatre
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*Divine revelation delivered in a focused laser beam directly into my brain* The Presidents of the United States of America is the Mario to Primus' Wario.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nope. Not a clue. Guess that person's not on Bandcamp.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We're masculinizing band names: Career for a Bullman
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hooting, hollering, fist pumping.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes... ha ha ha... YES!
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But... they're Italian?
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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H3dz Guitar
Alt: Grim reaper absolutely wailing on a glowing guitar.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@rhettmiller.bsky.social have y'all ever considered a different name/age combination for singing Doreen? I'd sure like to karaoke it without sounding creepy, but I'm coming up short.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I tried Miki Matsubara's Stay With Me at karaoke last night and sounded like a buzzed salaryman, which I count as a success.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not to brag, but I've never heard, not can even conceive of, what an Ed Sheeran sounds like.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Release him.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's Friday night in Texas.
Nachos. Football.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It hasn't rained in two months. Once again the gods of the prairie demand... a sacrifice.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whatever @basswakil.bsky.social wants.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wondered what that title would sound like in French, and I was not disappointed.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jimmy Talarico, you're on notice, bud.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
To all who celebrate, have a very Hackers day.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
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Over The Garden Wall: Ain't That Just The Way, Greg
Alt: Over The Garden Wall: Ain't That Just The Way, Greg
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ladies, Gentlemen, et al... The New York Metropolitans
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Despite being a lifelong North Texan, I became a small town country lawyur from Georgia.
My dialect map, with hot spots in Oklahoma and the deep south.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gonna republish this under my name with "football" lined out and "Warhammer 40k" written above it.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Language evolves, my good dipshit. Try to keep up.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If famous octogenarians are dying this week... we better be getting some karmic balance s'all I'm saying.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If he speaks a single word about her, let him be stricken.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes good people get to live to 80, and that's what I'm going to think about today.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Maverick's 'I Was Inverted' Scene - Top Gun
Alt: Maverick's 'I Was Inverted' Scene - Top Gun Tom Cruise using his hands to show Kelly McGinnis how the airplanes were oriented.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'm changing my answer to: "Give my money to Big Naturals Luigi so they have $11.2B to make that Conan thing."
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'd pay @dropout.tv $200m to make whatever they want and then funnel rest toward the destruction of the bourgeoisie.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I recently did karaoke, and I absolutely killed The Real Folk Blues in Japanese, just wanted to put that out there.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
To confirm @nogodsnomayors.com Amir Omar is a friend of mine and a good dude! (Gonna have to convince him to become militantly anti-Flock cam, though.)
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"A wed wose... how womantic."
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@nogodsnomayors.com is doing the former, extremely corrupt, tragically horny mayor of my town: Laura Maczka. I had requested her and the Mayortaculous, through high cleric @mattielubchansky.com , answered.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post your favorite Disney princess; wrong answers only.
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Midsommar May Queen
Alt: Midsommar May Queen Florence Pugh in her flower regalia, smiling after her horrible boyfriend and his shitty friends are burned.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Allow me to riff and propose instead: The Maxx
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The Maxx: Couch Potato TV Binge
Alt: The Maxx from Mtv's liquid television, A lumpy purple-with-yellow-accent suited super? hero? with a bucktoothed mask and huge brown boots watching a crappy crt tv on a green couch in dilapidated room with green walls.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
TIL: Internet Archive has high quality audio files available for my favorite Japanese City Pop artists.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Simulacra and Simulation
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Looming eldritch sky-cowboy screams joyfully over an otherwise lifeless, snowy hillscape.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
What is the word for vandalizing with good civic intent? Heroizing?
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
If there was a Dallas team I'd buy a lifetime season pass instantly.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Rob, baby, you know I love you, but this @swordsjew.bsky.social 's turf. (I kid, there is enough Moby-Dick to talk about for everyone.)
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Anything can happen in baseball, and baby... it's happening.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hey @jessethorn.bsky.social what was the name of your windjammer vessel?
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Elizabeth Hurley Bedazzled
Alt: Elizabeth Hurley in a red dress beckoning in a smash zoom in Bedazzled.
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
So uh, can the first half of the season be like a mulligan or something?
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Cap'n ACAB @fauxhammer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Run the Jewels getting elderly.
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